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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
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Have you met the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who'd lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
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#5987 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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... you guys are on a roll...
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern California
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At 7:45 am today at a grocery store that opened at 8am for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him, then knocked him to the ground and thrashed him with his walker. But then the guy came back again and approached the line a third time! This time the guy says, "Look, if you damned old codgers don't let me unlock the door, none of you will ever get in there!" |
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#5989 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Obviously the first two overlooked going through his pockets... you know, for loose change or dope.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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#5992 |
The future is unwritten
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#5993 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area.
I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off. Everything was going fine until we went back to my place. I turned on the light and she gave a disgusted laugh and said "That's really pathetic! How do you think you'll satisfy me with such a tiny thing like that?" "Gee" I said "I'm sorry Adele, but it was the biggest fridge I could afford".
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has a second hand user title
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: in a Nut House
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Resurrecting an old friend for this apropos image.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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Good morning Squirrel, how you doing?
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#5996 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Did you make that poster, foots?
If so, I approve. If not, I still approve. |
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#5997 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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This ad appeared in my facebook feed last week
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
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I'm not a fan of sports commentators at the best of times but, credit where it's due, this chap doesn't take himself too seriously.
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The sound is rather poor at the beginning of the second video. Probably trying to create tension.
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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"Poor audio quality"? Maybe you're not the target audience. Dogs have keener hearing than we do after all.
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