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it · 09-13-2015, 12:18 AM

This:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Today I learned about Zion curtains.

ETA: And then, I read up on the Alcohol Laws of Utah. Interesting read.

Can Christians trying to show how biblical they are stop trying to destroy imported Hebrew words? I don't know how Tziyon became Zion, but it reads as "fuck curtains", like curtains specifically made for fucking.

At least now I know I won't be able to go to Utah without giggling like a schoolgirl.

it · 09-13-2015, 03:36 AM

So tired... Waiting for groceries delivery after a busy night shift... Need to stay awake.... Must.. Find... More to post about....

it · 09-13-2015, 06:13 PM

Looking for jackets online... Oh yea sure I'd look good with those, I'd look fantastic in anything with those abs.

God damn it I wish there was a filter to see how they look on fat people.

Gravdigr · 09-14-2015, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by traceur

Can Christians trying to show how biblical they are stop trying to destroy imported Hebrew words? I don't know how Tziyon became Zion, but it reads as "fuck curtains", like curtains specifically made for fucking.

So this

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is a sign for Mount Fuck Baptist Church?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-14-2015, 02:33 PM

Yes, but only for the duty of procreation.

it · 09-14-2015, 10:03 PM

I am not sure...

Mountain of fuck? Like a hillside orgy club?
A mount that fucks? Like a horse?
Mount and fuck? Like a command? "Mount me!"?

Undertoad · 09-14-2015, 10:07 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zion

it · 09-14-2015, 10:10 PM

So I bought my first ubisoft game today on steam

'nough said

I.... I didn't know god damn it, I DIDN'T KNOW
*pulls on the bars and shakes the jail cage*

it · 09-14-2015, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zion

I know, it's still sounds closer to the hebrew word for fuck then to the hebrew pronunciation of zion.

Gravdigr · 09-18-2015, 12:32 PM

I swear to God all I do in this fucking house is turn off lights, and close doors.

I have closed the utility room door at least five times today. I've turned off the hall light at least four times today.

And it's only 12:30. The parents have been up exactly two hours.

it · 09-19-2015, 02:07 PM

Dr. who fans who take pirate day to heart - UPLOAD FASTER GOD DAMN IT. Some of us don't have British television.

DanaC · 09-19-2015, 04:51 PM

You could stream instead:

http://watchseries-online.ch/episode...ho-2005-s09e01

it · 09-19-2015, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

You could stream instead:

http://watchseries-online.ch/episode...ho-2005-s09e01

I meant upload to streaming websites - watching it right now.
edit: And.. Holy fuck....

Thanks for the extra streaming database though, those are always useful, and my usual one is lacking a couple of shows I had my eyes on.

Sundae · 09-20-2015, 05:29 PM

Can't stop crying.
Not real soul-destroying weeping, that would be a different thread.

Just stupid eye-leaking at everything.
Bought Frozen at the carboot sale today. The first Disney film I've ever owned. Because generally I'm not a fan. But I liked "Let It Go" or whatever the song is called.

Weeping my way through it.
I mean.
Really.

Going to go and be nice to my rats.
That will probably make me cry too.

My G-D butter dish is making me cry.
Typing this is making me cry.

Need some Vaseline, stat, Otherwise I'll be chapped as well as bruised tomorrow. And trust me - you don't want to head into Winter with cracked skin on your eyebags.

it · 09-20-2015, 10:29 PM

In that case, I challenge you to try and watch this version without mixing a chuckle into the tears:

09-14-2015, 02:33 PM	#6035
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, but only for the duty of procreation. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-14-2015, 10:10 PM	#6038
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	So I bought my first ubisoft game today on steam 'nough said I.... I didn't know god damn it, I DIDN'T KNOW pulls on the bars and shakes the jail cage Last edited by it; 09-14-2015 at 10:16 PM.

09-18-2015, 12:32 PM	#6040
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I swear to God all I do in this fucking house is turn off lights, and close doors. I have closed the utility room door at least five times today. I've turned off the hall light at least four times today. And it's only 12:30. The parents have been up exactly two hours. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-20-2015, 05:29 PM	#6044
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Can't stop crying. Not real soul-destroying weeping, that would be a different thread. Just stupid eye-leaking at everything. Bought Frozen at the carboot sale today. The first Disney film I've ever owned. Because generally I'm not a fan. But I liked "Let It Go" or whatever the song is called. Weeping my way through it. I mean. Really. Going to go and be nice to my rats. That will probably make me cry too. My G-D butter dish is making me cry. Typing this is making me cry. Need some Vaseline, stat, Otherwise I'll be chapped as well as bruised tomorrow. And trust me - you don't want to head into Winter with cracked skin on your eyebags. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-13-2015, 03:36 AM	#6032
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	So tired... Waiting for groceries delivery after a busy night shift... Need to stay awake.... Must.. Find... More to post about....

09-13-2015, 06:13 PM	#6033
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	Looking for jackets online... Oh yea sure I'd look good with those, I'd look fantastic in anything with those abs. God damn it I wish there was a filter to see how they look on fat people.

09-14-2015, 10:03 PM	#6036
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	I am not sure... Mountain of fuck? Like a hillside orgy club? A mount that fucks? Like a horse? Mount and fuck? Like a command? "Mount me!"?

09-14-2015, 10:07 PM	#6037
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zion

09-19-2015, 02:07 PM	#6041
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	Dr. who fans who take pirate day to heart - UPLOAD FASTER GOD DAMN IT. Some of us don't have British television.

09-20-2015, 10:29 PM	#6045
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	In that case, I challenge you to try and watch this version without mixing a chuckle into the tears:

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