09-08-2020, 02:34 AM | #6061 |
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If it wasn't happening we'd see live coverage of the roving camera guys taking a leak.
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09-10-2020, 12:47 AM | #6062 |
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Karen wants an apple...
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09-12-2020, 12:09 PM | #6063 |
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• Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
• A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. • Practice safe eating; always use condiments. • Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. • He used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. • A hangover is the wrath of grapes. • Corduroy pillows are making headlines. • Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? • Sea captains don't like crew cuts. • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? • A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. • A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. • Without geometry, life is pointless. • When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. • Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. • A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. • Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. • When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. • A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. • What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!) • In a democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes. • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. • If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. • When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. • The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. • You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. • He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. • Every calendar's days are numbered. • A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and it taint mine. • A boiled egg is hard to beat. • He had a photographic memory that was never developed. • Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. • Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine . • When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. • Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. • Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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09-12-2020, 12:59 PM | #6064 |
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Seen on the reader board outside a supermarket :
Lettuce Meat Olive Your Egg-spectations! I LOLed
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09-13-2020, 11:33 PM | #6066 |
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Rats, stud bull rats...
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