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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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My Manager's 13 yo daughter and friend in the office (her Mum is in a meeting)
Everyone else in meetings/ out of office. They are watching something hideous on YouTube - really squeaky-voiced thing. Like Alvin & the Chipmunks but I don't think it is. I really don't want to tell them to turn it off (her Mum will as soon as she comes in) because I don't want to be a boring old square and make them hate me. It's not stopping me working (unlike posting here!) it's just irritating. Do teh teens have different tolerance levels for annoying noises? I can't remember. |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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Yuck. Hope you get it swapped out soon.
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#604 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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#605 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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I haven't slept in four days. I had a horrible cold and evil sore throat. was just starting to feel better last night but 2.0 woke at 10:00 crying and holding his throat. We sat up rocking while he sniffled and moaned until 6:30 this morning.
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#606 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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That sounds like what I had last week (not the baby, the other thing). I hope you didn't get if from me. You hear so much about computer viruses these days.
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#607 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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i always wear a condom in the cellar so I don't think you're to blame.
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#608 |
lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
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I have to drive an hour to get to the ortho doctor's office to "discuss the results" of a recent follow-up MRI (tentative diagnosis is benign bone tumors). Why not just tell me over the phone?
Good news: wasted gas and i'm mad all the way home Bad news: wasted time and i'm sad all the way home
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Bloody artists who think that they can behave like children when they're here.
I'm sure they don't behave like this at home. Damn - I remember when teachers used to say that and I thought it was pathetic... The notice I have just put up on the bathroom wall reads: Quote:
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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A lot of people here must think their mom works here as well. They leave half-eaten foodstuffs in the sink, don't wash stuff they've used, or return it to its place. Someone else will clean it up, right? I've been known to toss a plate or whatever into the trash if it's been in the sink more than a couple days.
Other people's soggy food floating in dirty water = disgusting.
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#613 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
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<stretches and snaps lookout's condom, just to see if I can get a rise out of him>
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
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I've hit people with swords myself -- rattan ones. There may some day be some rebated-steel WMA studies in my future. Works a lot like Shawnee's murderous rampage thingie. Settles you right down, really.
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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Dude. you're a dude. don't ever even think about my condom again, let alone touch it. that's like a major breach of etiket.
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