Cat - Page 41

Gravdigr · 04-21-2019, 01:23 PM

Sexo, that's the best joke I've heard in a long time. Thank you.

BigV · 04-21-2019, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Sexo, that's the best joke I've heard in a long time. Thank you.

Brought to mind the song accompanying this film I saw way, waaaay back in the day at Mike and Spike's Sick And Twisted Film Festival.

The Cat Came Back

xoxoxoBruce · 04-23-2019, 01:25 AM

That damn cat...

Gravdigr · 04-21-2019, 01:27 PM

Looking at Simba up there, I'm reminded of my own description of big cats.

We've all held a tiny, 1 pound kitten that decided to do it's impersonation of a Tasmanian Devil (the cartoon kind), and we couldn't put that kitten down fast enough, it's like a whirling tornado of fangs, claws, and razor blades that ya just can't get rid of quick enough...

Now imagine it weighs three thousand fucking pounds, and is mad as hell, and just ain't gonna take it anymore!!!

Gravdigr · 04-23-2019, 06:37 AM

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Gravdigr · 05-03-2019, 01:31 PM

That cat flipping the racer is just gold.

Aaanywho:

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glatt · 05-03-2019, 04:04 PM

That cat in the bottom picture is like (what the hell? Why did you put me out here?)

And when the owner goes out to get the cat, the claws will sink deep into their shirt as they carry through the water.

sexobon · 05-03-2019, 05:47 PM

I'd name that cat Neon.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-08-2019, 01:57 AM

It got too close to the edge of a cliff...

Gravdigr · 05-12-2019, 02:58 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 05-21-2019, 12:09 AM

18 claws, 2 fangs, and 28 teeth are not enough.

Gravdigr · 05-21-2019, 10:38 AM

Idk if you remember me telling you about the cat we have at The Shack, but...

...WE HAZ KITTENS!!!!

They be teensy. Pics when possible, cuz I know you never seen kittens. They're under eleventy-one tons of stuff atm. And not even close to cooperating.

BigV · 06-13-2019, 10:34 AM

Hi gary

Welcome to the cellar

Gravdigr · 06-17-2019, 01:40 PM

Hyahs!!

Gravdigr · 06-20-2019, 03:25 PM

04-21-2019, 01:23 PM	#1
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04-23-2019, 01:25 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That damn cat... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-21-2019, 01:27 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Looking at Simba up there, I'm reminded of my own description of big cats. We've all held a tiny, 1 pound kitten that decided to do it's impersonation of a Tasmanian Devil (the cartoon kind), and we couldn't put that kitten down fast enough, it's like a whirling tornado of fangs, claws, and razor blades that ya just can't get rid of quick enough... Now imagine it weighs three thousand fucking pounds, and is mad as hell, and just ain't gonna take it anymore!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-23-2019, 06:37 AM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	10 __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-03-2019, 01:31 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That cat flipping the racer is just gold. Aaanywho: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-03-2019, 04:04 PM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That cat in the bottom picture is like (what the hell? Why did you put me out here?) And when the owner goes out to get the cat, the claws will sink deep into their shirt as they carry through the water.

05-03-2019, 05:47 PM	#8
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I'd name that cat Neon.

05-08-2019, 01:57 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It got too close to the edge of a cliff... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-12-2019, 02:58 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-21-2019, 12:09 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	18 claws, 2 fangs, and 28 teeth are not enough. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-21-2019, 10:38 AM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Idk if you remember me telling you about the cat we have at The Shack, but... *...WE HAZ KITTENS!!!!* They be teensy. Pics when possible, cuz I know you never seen kittens. They're under eleventy-one tons of stuff atm. And not even close to cooperating. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-13-2019, 10:34 AM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Hi gary Welcome to the cellar __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-17-2019, 01:40 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hyahs!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-20-2019, 03:25 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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