QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS SITE - Page 42

lumberjim · 03-22-2008, 10:08 PM

can you make the fucking search thing accept 3 letter words already? who does brianna have to blow to make this happen?

SteveDallas · 03-22-2008, 10:31 PM

You can use Google.

Undertoad · 03-22-2008, 10:39 PM

It turns out to be a MySQL limitation which is fairly serious to override. It would require downtime and table rebuilds. Not kidn

lumberjim · 03-22-2008, 11:03 PM

ok....just rememberd the google trick
site: cellar.org (criteria)

but, who does bri have to blow, anyway?

Undertoad · 03-22-2008, 11:33 PM

xoB most likely - he could convince me to do the work for the change

lumberjim · 03-22-2008, 11:47 PM

talk about an honorable cause. Not that he would have any trouble on his own...but that's even better than the quest to meet tw.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-23-2008, 03:20 AM

I have nothing but four letter words for the search function. It never works for me.

Brianna, on the other hand, always works for me.

Trilby · 03-23-2008, 11:34 AM

aren't youse guys da sweetest?

Shaeling · 03-25-2008, 12:31 AM

Well, second post on the board. Here's hoping I've found the right place to ask, and don't end up looking like a complete noob.

I can't seem to find the field in which I would input my signature to be displayed! I'm just about as veteran as one can be with most forum setups - I first searched the board for any thread telling a person how to change their signature, but it returned nothing that looked relevant. I then looked through the FAQ, which tells me I can edit my signature in My Profile, but looking in there, I see no place for it. I also did try to skim through this thread in the hopes that the topic would come up, but .. my, this is a hefty old thread, isn't it ...

Can someone point me in the right direction? I have the feeling it must be right under my nose, but I am at a loss.

lumberjim · 03-25-2008, 12:43 AM

user cp on the top, then modify signature, save.

Shaeling · 03-25-2008, 12:52 AM

Aye, Control Panel - but unless I really must update my glasses prescription, there is no "Modify Signature" option, nor in the Edit Profile area.

Is a new member required to contribute through posting a certain number of times, before allowed this feature, or something odd like that? I'm sure I'll be posting with some regularity pretty soon, it just strikes me as strange that I can't find something so common.

lumberjim · 03-25-2008, 01:08 AM

its actually 'edit signature' along the left margin....but maybe its disabled for the honeymoon period.

welcome.....mimi?

Shaeling · 03-25-2008, 01:13 AM

If it's easily viewable for you, then that's most likely the case, I suppose. I shall post and post yet again where appropriate, and add one in later.

And thank you. :> Shae or MiMi, whichever you prefer, at your service! Or .. well, not service. Unless you pay me. Well. ... And no French Maid outfits, sorry.

lumberjim · 03-25-2008, 01:21 AM

ok.....here's your quiz:

1.do you enjoy taking quizzes?

2. is it a shark or a dolphin?

3. who would win in a fight? stimpy or beavis?

4. Picard or Kirk?

5. What do you put on your hotdog first?

6. Have you ever been arrested?

7. Eff, Marry Kill: Sean Connery; Robert Downey Jr; David Letterman

8. How many fingers am I holding up?

8. Are you a perfectionist?

10. What brought you to the cellar?

Shaeling · 03-25-2008, 02:02 AM

(Should I be replying to this here? Oh well. From what I've seen, topics tend to go on tangents anyway.)

1.do you enjoy taking quizzes?
Enjoy? More like you do them because they're there, and you're bored. Although in the so-called 'honeymoon period', I think sometimes they can help break the ice and introduce you? I guess.

2. is it a shark or a dolphin?
Both. A shark on wheels and a bacon-shooting dolphin.

3. who would win in a fight? stimpy or beavis?
Stimpy. Beavis would be too busy staring at someone's tits.

4. Picard or Kirk?
I can never decide on this. :C Ever. The only one I didn't like was DS9, and I can't even decide on why that is.

5. What do you put on your hotdog first?
... ... Eeeehh, we're talking typical .. like, Ballpark hotdogs? I'll pass. Gimme a bratwurst and a grill. I'll cook for everyone.

6. Have you ever been arrested?
Nope. A better question would be, have I ever done anything which under the right circumstances would have warranted an arrest . . . but even then, I think the answer would be no. Police around here have got much bigger fish to fry than me.

7. Eff, Marry Kill: Sean Connery; Robert Downey Jr; David Letterman
Out of the three? Ah jeez ... ... Uh... Connery. Downey can just go away, please, and Letterman was never really my sort.

8. How many fingers am I holding up?
*Squint* How many have you got? That could be a trick question. ... But I like the number seven, so I say you do too.

8. Are you a perfectionist?
I was gonna say "only when it comes to my drawings" but immediately rejected that, since I never finish a damn thing I draw! ... So no. No, not by a long shot. I DID however notice that number eight has cloned himself and killed off number nine! There's treachery in this place! D:

10. What brought you to the cellar?
Originally (beware: convolutions!) I was searching for a picture on Google to show something similar to a dream I had recently. It was a picture of the "World's Largest Goldfish", as I'd dreamed of a very large ryukin. The first time I found a similar image, my browser suddenly died. Cry. Second time around, it came up with a link to the Cellar, in the Daily Images area, or something along that line. "Images that will blow your mind .. every day".

BUT. I noticed the capuchin monkey and the typewriter and was INTRIGUED by the simplicity of the images. (This happens all too often, as I've got a graphic designer's mind...) And I was hooked once I started looking around. The tenure of this place and its incarnations past is impressive!

03-22-2008, 10:08 PM	#616
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	can you make the fucking search thing accept 3 letter words already? who does brianna have to blow to make this happen? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-22-2008, 11:03 PM	#619
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok....just rememberd the google trick site: cellar.org (criteria) but, who does bri have to blow, anyway? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-22-2008, 11:47 PM	#621
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	talk about an honorable cause. Not that he would have any trouble on his own...but that's even better than the quest to meet tw. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-23-2008, 03:20 AM	#622
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I have nothing but four letter words for the search function. It never works for me. Brianna, on the other hand, always works for me. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-23-2008, 11:34 AM	#623
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	aren't youse guys da sweetest? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-22-2008, 10:31 PM	#617
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You can use Google.

03-22-2008, 10:39 PM	#618
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It turns out to be a MySQL limitation which is fairly serious to override. It would require downtime and table rebuilds. Not kidn

03-22-2008, 11:33 PM	#620
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	xoB most likely - he could convince me to do the work for the change

03-25-2008, 12:31 AM	#624
Shaeling Also known as MiMi Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA, soon to be Lawrence, KS Posts: 7	Well, second post on the board. Here's hoping I've found the right place to ask, and don't end up looking like a complete noob. I can't seem to find the field in which I would input my signature to be displayed! I'm just about as veteran as one can be with most forum setups - I first searched the board for any thread telling a person how to change their signature, but it returned nothing that looked relevant. I then looked through the FAQ, which tells me I can edit my signature in My Profile, but looking in there, I see no place for it. I also did try to skim through this thread in the hopes that the topic would come up, but .. my, this is a hefty old thread, isn't it ... Can someone point me in the right direction? I have the feeling it must be right under my nose, but I am at a loss.

03-25-2008, 12:43 AM	#625
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	user cp on the top, then modify signature, save. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-25-2008, 12:52 AM	#626
Shaeling Also known as MiMi Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA, soon to be Lawrence, KS Posts: 7	Aye, Control Panel - but unless I really must update my glasses prescription, there is no "Modify Signature" option, nor in the Edit Profile area. Is a new member required to contribute through posting a certain number of times, before allowed this feature, or something odd like that? I'm sure I'll be posting with some regularity pretty soon, it just strikes me as strange that I can't find something so common.

03-25-2008, 01:08 AM	#627
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	its actually 'edit signature' along the left margin....but maybe its disabled for the honeymoon period. welcome.....mimi? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-25-2008, 01:13 AM	#628
Shaeling Also known as MiMi Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA, soon to be Lawrence, KS Posts: 7	If it's easily viewable for you, then that's most likely the case, I suppose. I shall post and post yet again where appropriate, and add one in later. And thank you. :> Shae or MiMi, whichever you prefer, at your service! Or .. well, not service. Unless you pay me. Well. ... And no French Maid outfits, sorry.

03-25-2008, 01:21 AM	#629
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok.....here's your quiz: 1.do you enjoy taking quizzes? 2. is it a shark or a dolphin? 3. who would win in a fight? stimpy or beavis? 4. Picard or Kirk? 5. What do you put on your hotdog first? 6. Have you ever been arrested? 7. Eff, Marry Kill: Sean Connery; Robert Downey Jr; David Letterman 8. How many fingers am I holding up? 8. Are you a perfectionist? 10. What brought you to the cellar? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-25-2008, 02:02 AM	#630
Shaeling Also known as MiMi Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA, soon to be Lawrence, KS Posts: 7	(Should I be replying to this here? Oh well. From what I've seen, topics tend to go on tangents anyway.) 1.do you enjoy taking quizzes? Enjoy? More like you do them because they're there, and you're bored. Although in the so-called 'honeymoon period', I think sometimes they can help break the ice and introduce you? I guess. 2. is it a shark or a dolphin? Both. A shark on wheels and a bacon-shooting dolphin. 3. who would win in a fight? stimpy or beavis? Stimpy. Beavis would be too busy staring at someone's tits. 4. Picard or Kirk? I can never decide on this. :C Ever. The only one I didn't like was DS9, and I can't even decide on why that is. 5. What do you put on your hotdog first? ... ... Eeeehh, we're talking typical .. like, Ballpark hotdogs? I'll pass. Gimme a bratwurst and a grill. I'll cook for everyone. 6. Have you ever been arrested? Nope. A better question would be, have I ever done anything which under the right circumstances would have warranted an arrest . . . but even then, I think the answer would be no. Police around here have got much bigger fish to fry than me. 7. Eff, Marry Kill: Sean Connery; Robert Downey Jr; David Letterman Out of the three? Ah jeez ... ... Uh... Connery. Downey can just go away, please, and Letterman was never really my sort. 8. How many fingers am I holding up? Squint How many have you got? That could be a trick question. ... But I like the number seven, so I say you do too. 8. Are you a perfectionist? I was gonna say "only when it comes to my drawings" but immediately rejected that, since I never finish a damn thing I draw! ... So no. No, not by a long shot. I DID however notice that number eight has cloned himself and killed off number nine! There's treachery in this place! D: 10. What brought you to the cellar? Originally (beware: convolutions!) I was searching for a picture on Google to show something similar to a dream I had recently. It was a picture of the "World's Largest Goldfish", as I'd dreamed of a very large ryukin. The first time I found a similar image, my browser suddenly died. Cry. Second time around, it came up with a link to the Cellar, in the Daily Images area, or something along that line. "Images that will blow your mind .. every day". BUT. I noticed the capuchin monkey and the typewriter and was INTRIGUED by the simplicity of the images. (This happens all too often, as I've got a graphic designer's mind...) And I was hooked once I started looking around. The tenure of this place and its incarnations past is impressive!

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