The Sex Thread - Page 42

lumberjim · 10-17-2005, 06:56 PM

'member this one?

BigV · 10-17-2005, 07:10 PM

Where in the heck did my ASS land?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Iggy · 10-17-2005, 10:52 PM

I think the best invention in toys is the "bullet" or "egg" thingies... those are fun!! :p

LabRat · 10-18-2005, 09:18 AM

My then boyfriend, now husband bought me my first vibrator, a simple black one from the local dirty book store. Probably why I married him

Since, we have tried lots of different things, but generally they all get used once and tossed in the garbage. However, after my last plain ole vibrator pooped out, I ended up trying a hungry bear vibrator and holy moly. For the first time I use it even when he's not around. It twirls and vibrates (or only one at a time). I give it 5 moans. By the way, I only paid $60 at the local shop here, I just noticed the price on the link was $96. Either way, worth every penny...

Trilby · 10-18-2005, 09:44 AM

hm. really beginning to see the advantages of not bothering with an actual boyfriend...

Rock Steady · 10-18-2005, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

hm. really beginning to see the advantages of not bothering with an actual boyfriend...

OK, I confess, I'm not a real person. I'm Brianna's new sex toy:

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy ...

he may not be real ... experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that he's thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.

http://dresdendolls.com/downloads_n_...peratedboy.htm

Sundae · 10-18-2005, 10:49 AM

I can't say I've every really enjoyed using a vibrator. For me stimulation is as much about fantasy as technique. I find them noisy and a little too intense for clitoral stimulation, and have never really mastered the art of masturbation any other way. For me they have only been used as props if my partner has been a fan of toys.

But I did buy my Mum a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday (she said she didn't know who else to ask). Her carefully worded vague report suggests perhaps I should get one for myself & see what I've been missing out on.....?

Trilby · 10-18-2005, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

But I did buy my Mum a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday (she said she didn't know who else to ask). Her carefully worded vague report suggests perhaps I should get one for myself & see what I've been missing out on.....?

NO WAY! LOVE IT!

Clodfobble · 10-18-2005, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?

That's the thing, it came with removable ("interchangeable") ink tips--so it didn't even have to have any ink in it at all. I feel certain the manufacturers know what their product is most often used for, at any rate.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SundaeGirl

...I find them noisy and a little too intense for clitoral stimulation...

Cheap ones definitely are. I've personally found that can be solved by using mostly-depleted batteries.

BigV · 10-18-2005, 05:57 PM

Slimming Down Heats Up Sex Lives

Not to change the subject--I find the current topic very informative. I am taking copious mental notes. But it is the Sex Thread, and this article caught my attention. No real surprises here, but a good confirmation of my empirical experience.

Especially this, more insight into her head.

Quote:

Women reported more difficulty than men, Binks said. "For women, not wanting to be seen undressed and not enjoying sexual activity were particularly troublesome," he said.

Trilby · 10-18-2005, 06:54 PM

Maybe if I hump my Big Bear Vibrator enthusiastically enough I'll lose weight?!

Undertoad · 10-18-2005, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Maybe if I hump my Big Bear Vibrator enthusiastically enough I'll lose weight?!

Yes but it will all be water weight.

Rock Steady · 10-18-2005, 08:06 PM

My ex-girlfriend gave me a copy of this book.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846

Code:

ACTIVITY      CALORIES BURNED     ACTIVITY        CALORIES BURNED
-----------------------------------------------------------------
 
REMOVING CLOTHES:                 ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE:
With partner's consent.....12     Shoes flew off...............35
Without partner's consent.187     Expression didn't change....1/2
                                  Orchestra swelled.............6
UNHOOKING BRA:                    Birds sang
Using two calm hands........7      Large birds..................7
Using one trembling hand...36      Small birds..................3
                                  Earth moved..................30
 
Lifting partner............15     PULLING OUT:
Dragging partner on floor..16     After orgasm................1/2
Using skateboard............3     A few moments before orgasm.500
 
ACHIEVING ERECTIONS:              PENIS ENVY:
For normal healthy man....2.5     For woman.....................3
Losing erection............14     For men......................72
Searching for it..........115
                                  GUILT:
PUTTING ON CONDOM:                Despite no formal training,
With erection.............1.5     orgasm comes easily..........53
Without erection..........300     You're enjoying sex,despite the
                                  fact that other people are
INSERTING DIAPHRAGM:              starving......................2
If the woman who does it is       Sex on your lunch hour........3
Experienced.................6     Putting it on expense account..
Inexperienced..............73                                  20
If a man does it..........680     AGGRAVATION:
Add (5) calories for retrieving   Partner keeps showing plants..5
it from across the room.          Partner insists on cuddling the
                                  dog during foreplay..........14
 
ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY:         Partner visiting bathroom for
Italian- Man on top,woman in      7th time.....................10
kitchen....................26     Partner taking phone calls....7
Russian- Woman on bottom,         Partner making phone calls...40
Man getting permission.....55
American- Both on top......60     GETTING CAUGHT:
                                  By partner's spouse..........60
SIDE EFFECTS INTERCOURSE:         By your spouse..............100
Bouncing....................7     Trying to explain............55
Sliding around..............9     Trying to remain calm.......100
Serious skidding...........12     Leaping out of bed...........75
Whiplash...................27     Getting dressed in one motion
                                                              500
                                  Thanking partner quickly......2
ORGASM:
Real.......................27
Faked.....................160

plthijinx · 10-18-2005, 07:00 PM

c'mere girl, i'll help ya!

Trilby · 10-18-2005, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

c'mere girl, i'll help ya!

Hey! if you're in Memphis--! Just fly a bit north! I'm right on the corner!

10-17-2005, 06:56 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	'member this one? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 10-17-2005 at 06:59 PM. Reason: upon further review, my last link was possibly child porn. sorry about that

10-17-2005, 07:10 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Where in the heck did my ASS land?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-17-2005, 10:52 PM	#3
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	I think the best invention in toys is the "bullet" or "egg" thingies... those are fun!! :p __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

10-18-2005, 09:18 AM	#4
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	My then boyfriend, now husband bought me my first vibrator, a simple black one from the local dirty book store. Probably why I married him Since, we have tried lots of different things, but generally they all get used once and tossed in the garbage. However, after my last plain ole vibrator pooped out, I ended up trying a hungry bear vibrator and holy moly. For the first time I use it even when he's not around. It twirls and vibrates (or only one at a time). I give it 5 moans. By the way, I only paid $60 at the local shop here, I just noticed the price on the link was $96. Either way, worth every penny... __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within. Last edited by LabRat; 10-18-2005 at 09:20 AM. Reason: added price

10-18-2005, 09:44 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	hm. really beginning to see the advantages of not bothering with an actual boyfriend... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-18-2005, 10:49 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I can't say I've every really enjoyed using a vibrator. For me stimulation is as much about fantasy as technique. I find them noisy and a little too intense for clitoral stimulation, and have never really mastered the art of masturbation any other way. For me they have only been used as props if my partner has been a fan of toys. But I did buy my Mum a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday (she said she didn't know who else to ask). Her carefully worded vague report suggests perhaps I should get one for myself & see what I've been missing out on.....?

10-18-2005, 06:54 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Maybe if I hump my Big Bear Vibrator enthusiastically enough I'll lose weight?! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-18-2005, 07:00 PM	#14
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	c'mere girl, i'll help ya! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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