Be a post whore! - Page 43

xoxoxoBruce · 04-24-2008, 05:44 PM

What are you babbling about?

Cloud · 04-24-2008, 05:50 PM

(whistles) nothing! nothing at all!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-24-2008, 11:19 PM

I can believe that.

Cloud · 04-24-2008, 11:21 PM

I'm crushed, man, crushed! So, I'll posit you this: Why, with all the various sizes, forms, and colors of dogs, don't they have as many eye colors of cats?

Cloud · 04-27-2008, 07:29 PM

Anytime you're tempted to think you're life is so rough, that you've got it so bad . . .

think about that woman they just found imprisoned in a cellar in Austria by her father for two decades, repeatedly raped by him, giving birth to 6 of his kids, all stuck down there.

Cloud · 05-10-2008, 10:44 PM

purple PT Cruisers look like eggplants

Sundae · 05-11-2008, 06:20 AM

I have a mixture of hair putty, foundation and breadcrumbs under my fingernails. I think I'd better go wash my hands.

DanaC · 05-11-2008, 08:36 AM

Either that or stay as you are and be a dirty girl!

Cloud · 05-11-2008, 09:58 AM

planning on attracting wildlife?

Cicero · 05-11-2008, 12:30 PM

Well if she gets taken by a wicked witch she can use the content of her fingernails to leave on the ground, and find her way back home. If this happens, be sure to push the witch in the oven that she was planning to bake you in. And make sure she is dead because they have been known to be ornery.

Sundae · 05-11-2008, 05:42 PM

Cicero I read that too quickly and it gave me the shudders.
I thought you were advocating leaving my fingernails in the ground as a way for people to trace me when the witch got me. Shades of The Silence of the Lambs and Ring, Loki's ship of nails come Ragnorak as well as Rincewind's musings as to why a tooth fairy would want all those teeth.

Anyway. Not quite as bad as I thought, no torn bloody nails involved.

I did go and wash my hands like a good girl. Of course I should have done it before opening the pack of chicken goujons for the Board meeting, but I forget how much longer my nails are now, and that things can get caught further underneath them.

As a minor aside - ever scratched and sniffed your bellybutton? How can they be so retch-inducing? I had a bath late morning, what's going on in there?!

Cloud · 05-11-2008, 06:12 PM

it's important to wash out your navel regularly.

Piercers and piercees have found this out!

Cloud · 05-11-2008, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

it's important to wash out your navel regularly.

oh, I forgot to add: and dry it well!

Cicero · 05-12-2008, 07:19 PM

I try to not scratch and sniff myself. It's usually gross. But thanks for the update Sundae!

I'm not even curious anymore.....

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-12-2008, 09:45 PM

So don't you dare try that in behind your ears!

04-24-2008, 05:44 PM	#631
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What are you babbling about? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-24-2008, 05:50 PM	#632
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	(whistles) nothing! nothing at all! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-24-2008, 11:19 PM	#633
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I can believe that. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-24-2008, 11:21 PM	#634
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'm crushed, man, crushed! So, I'll posit you this: Why, with all the various sizes, forms, and colors of dogs, don't they have as many eye colors of cats? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-27-2008, 07:29 PM	#635
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Anytime you're tempted to think you're life is so rough, that you've got it so bad . . . think about that woman they just found imprisoned in a cellar in Austria by her father for two decades, repeatedly raped by him, giving birth to 6 of his kids, all stuck down there. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-10-2008, 10:44 PM	#636
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	purple PT Cruisers look like eggplants __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-11-2008, 06:20 AM	#637
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have a mixture of hair putty, foundation and breadcrumbs under my fingernails. I think I'd better go wash my hands. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-11-2008, 08:36 AM	#638
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Either that or stay as you are and be a dirty girl!

05-11-2008, 09:58 AM	#639
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	planning on attracting wildlife? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-11-2008, 12:30 PM	#640
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Well if she gets taken by a wicked witch she can use the content of her fingernails to leave on the ground, and find her way back home. If this happens, be sure to push the witch in the oven that she was planning to bake you in. And make sure she is dead because they have been known to be ornery. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

05-11-2008, 05:42 PM	#641
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Cicero I read that too quickly and it gave me the shudders. I thought you were advocating leaving my fingernails in the ground as a way for people to trace me when the witch got me. Shades of The Silence of the Lambs and Ring, Loki's ship of nails come Ragnorak as well as Rincewind's musings as to why a tooth fairy would want all those teeth. Anyway. Not quite as bad as I thought, no torn bloody nails involved. I did go and wash my hands like a good girl. Of course I should have done it before opening the pack of chicken goujons for the Board meeting, but I forget how much longer my nails are now, and that things can get caught further underneath them. As a minor aside - ever scratched and sniffed your bellybutton? How can they be so retch-inducing? I had a bath late morning, what's going on in there?! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-11-2008, 06:12 PM	#642
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	it's important to wash out your navel regularly. Piercers and piercees have found this out! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-12-2008, 07:19 PM	#644
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I try to not scratch and sniff myself. It's usually gross. But thanks for the update Sundae! I'm not even curious anymore..... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

05-12-2008, 09:45 PM	#645
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	So don't you dare try that in behind your ears! __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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