Tasteless Jokes - Page 43

jimhelm · 07-19-2012, 08:57 PM

smart dog... but gross. probably does that because he's too fat to lick his own a hole.

Gravdigr · 08-06-2012, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

probably does that because he's too fat to lick his own a hole.

Ain't that why you do it? It's why I do it.

Well, that...and it's fun.

Lamplighter · 08-08-2012, 04:50 PM

I'm embarrassed to say this did strike me funny...

BigV · 08-09-2012, 04:57 PM

It's in black and white. Very clever!

classicman · 08-10-2012, 01:17 AM

I actually saw one of them today during a track race. UGLY ass thing.

jimhelm · 09-20-2012, 05:02 PM

once you go black.....

....you're a single parent.

Spexxvet · 09-21-2012, 10:33 AM

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The ventillator

regular.joe · 09-26-2012, 10:49 PM

What's harder then nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while doing it.

(Is there an award for the worst tasteless joke?/)

footfootfoot · 09-26-2012, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe

What's harder then nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while doing it.

(Is there an award for the worst tasteless joke?/)

You have won the thread. Let's have a moderator lock it.

Gravdigr · 09-28-2012, 03:49 PM

I think I can top it.

footfootfoot · 09-28-2012, 04:05 PM

I think I'd rather you didn't.

jimhelm · 09-28-2012, 04:32 PM

So, I heard bananas are good for a healthy colon.

...yeah... apparently you're supposed to EAT 'em.

Gravdigr · 09-29-2012, 02:56 PM

That musta been one firm bunch o' bananas.

Sundae · 09-29-2012, 03:01 PM

Bananas.
For all the good they'll do you, you might as well shove them up your arse.

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 09:03 AM

07-19-2012, 08:57 PM	#631
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	smart dog... but gross. probably does that because he's too fat to lick his own a hole. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-08-2012, 04:50 PM	#633
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	I'm embarrassed to say this did strike me funny... Attached Images

08-09-2012, 04:57 PM	#634
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	It's in black and white. Very clever! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-10-2012, 01:17 AM	#635
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I actually saw one of them today during a track race. UGLY ass thing. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-20-2012, 05:02 PM	#636
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	once you go black..... ....you're a single parent. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

09-21-2012, 10:33 AM	#637
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09-26-2012, 10:49 PM	#638
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	What's harder then nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick while doing it. (Is there an award for the worst tasteless joke?/) __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

09-28-2012, 03:49 PM	#640
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09-28-2012, 04:05 PM	#641
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09-28-2012, 04:32 PM	#642
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	So, I heard bananas are good for a healthy colon. ...yeah... apparently you're supposed to EAT 'em. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

09-29-2012, 02:56 PM	#643
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That musta been one firm bunch o' bananas. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-29-2012, 03:01 PM	#644
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Bananas. For all the good they'll do you, you might as well shove them up your arse. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-22-2012, 09:03 AM	#645
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