Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 43

Griff · 05-22-2011, 04:03 PM

That has to become a recognized word... zomblebee...awesome.

Sundae · 05-27-2011, 01:03 PM

M fell over on her way into school this morning.
There were a couple of tears, but not many, despite it being quite a large graze. No blood - and that is what tend to trigger the tears. That and shock.

Mum thinks the lack of upset was because they were so close to school. M told Mum that she would go in and see the Doctor. Mrs B is not just a Teacher, she is a Doctor. Not a Doctor who works in a hospital, but a special Doctor who works in a school.

This is lovely, because Mrs B is actually a Classroom Assistant with a certificate in First Aid.
It shows 1. how important we are to children of this age and 2. how much faith they put in Mrs B.

BigV · 05-27-2011, 06:12 PM

I've menaced SonofV this week with threats of zomblebees. It is humorously effective.

Can't quite distinguish their voices from not-undead (living dead? argh.) bees. "Bzzzzzzzzzzzz". Yeah.. not gettin it.

Aliantha · 06-04-2011, 07:12 PM

I was sitting here looking at The Cellar, and Max came and sat next to me and said, "I see dolphin", to which I of course responded, "No, it's a shark". What makes it funny is that I wasn't even looking at a thread with images.

ZenGum · 06-04-2011, 08:08 PM

Poor Max is going to grow up confused about the whole shark/dolphin difference. This could have ... consequences.

Lola Bunny · 06-04-2011, 11:06 PM

I was scratching my nephew's back for him. He pulled his shirt up and told me to scratch inside. He looked in the mirror and saw his nipple. He went, "Huh?" Put his finger on his nipple and said, "Flea mountain." I was like, "Flea mountain?" He replied, "Yes, flea climbs on mountain." I was cracking up inside but tried not show it. Should I have told him it's called a nipple? Frankly, I got no idea where he got that term.

casimendocina · 06-05-2011, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

I was sitting here looking at The Cellar, and Max came and sat next to me and said, "I see dolphin", to which I of course responded, "No, it's a shark". What makes it funny is that I wasn't even looking at a thread with images.

Have Max and Coco (the dog) had any fun interactions recently?

Aliantha · 06-05-2011, 07:14 PM

Cleo? They're always doing something silly. lol When he's outside, she follows around after him all the time. One of the phrases I hear very often is, "Go way Cleo!" Max pronounces it key-o though. He's not to good with L sounds just yet. It's pretty funny because it's often accompanied by a shove from him, but she's so tall he can't even see over her back now.

casimendocina · 06-07-2011, 11:38 AM

That is so cute.

What happens when Cleo is otherwise occupied? Does Max then go and see what she's up to?

Aliantha · 06-07-2011, 07:00 PM

She's never otherwise occupied when he's outside.

casimendocina · 06-09-2011, 05:55 AM

Last night, a kitten accompanied me along the street from the bus-stop for about 3 houses. I thought it was going to follow me home, but it must have jumped through the fence into one of the yards.

Clodfobble · 06-22-2011, 11:04 PM

At the doctor's office, trying to entertain Minifob with the only book on hand: oversized, full-color anatomy diagrams. So we're looking at the page about the urinary system, and I'm explaining how his juice goes into his stomach and through his kidneys, etc. and comes out as pee-pee. The diagram included some blood vessels as well, and down the middle of the picture were the major artery and vein of the abdomen, color-coded red and blue as usual.

Minifob yells out, "Oh! I know! And this tube is for the hot pee-pee, and this one is for the cold pee-pee!"

Lola Bunny · 06-22-2011, 11:32 PM

Hehe...how cute.

classicman · 06-23-2011, 09:43 AM

That's great Clod - You just can't script that stuff.

infinite monkey · 06-23-2011, 12:04 PM

I've been wavering on posting this story, but it's just so funny.

My nieces cousin took two of the girls shopping. Dr Cuz just got her MD. She is pretty and young. I hate her. Just kidding, she's great. She was getting a dress for a function and the girls were running dresses back and forth to the dressing room.

The just turned 6 year old said, in I imagine a stage whisper, "L....you need to pull your underwear out of your butt!" L replies that they're supposed to be like that. A says "NO, they are IN YOUR BUTT!" L replies that it's a thong and that's how they're supposed to be.

A says "Well...that's just gross!"

HA! My girl!

05-22-2011, 04:03 PM	#631
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That has to become a recognized word... zomblebee...awesome. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-27-2011, 01:03 PM	#632
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	M fell over on her way into school this morning. There were a couple of tears, but not many, despite it being quite a large graze. No blood - and that is what tend to trigger the tears. That and shock. Mum thinks the lack of upset was because they were so close to school. M told Mum that she would go in and see the Doctor. Mrs B is not just a Teacher, she is a Doctor. Not a Doctor who works in a hospital, but a special Doctor who works in a school. This is lovely, because Mrs B is actually a Classroom Assistant with a certificate in First Aid. It shows 1. how important we are to children of this age and 2. how much faith they put in Mrs B. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-27-2011, 06:12 PM	#633
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I've menaced SonofV this week with threats of zomblebees. It is humorously effective. Can't quite distinguish their voices from not-undead (living dead? argh.) bees. "Bzzzzzzzzzzzz". Yeah.. not gettin it. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-04-2011, 07:12 PM	#634
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I was sitting here looking at The Cellar, and Max came and sat next to me and said, "I see dolphin", to which I of course responded, "No, it's a shark". What makes it funny is that I wasn't even looking at a thread with images. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-04-2011, 08:08 PM	#635
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Poor Max is going to grow up confused about the whole shark/dolphin difference. This could have ... consequences. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-04-2011, 11:06 PM	#636
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I was scratching my nephew's back for him. He pulled his shirt up and told me to scratch inside. He looked in the mirror and saw his nipple. He went, "Huh?" Put his finger on his nipple and said, "Flea mountain." I was like, "Flea mountain?" He replied, "Yes, flea climbs on mountain." I was cracking up inside but tried not show it. Should I have told him it's called a nipple? Frankly, I got no idea where he got that term.

06-05-2011, 07:14 PM	#638
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Cleo? They're always doing something silly. lol When he's outside, she follows around after him all the time. One of the phrases I hear very often is, "Go way Cleo!" Max pronounces it key-o though. He's not to good with L sounds just yet. It's pretty funny because it's often accompanied by a shove from him, but she's so tall he can't even see over her back now. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-07-2011, 11:38 AM	#639
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	That is so cute. What happens when Cleo is otherwise occupied? Does Max then go and see what she's up to?

06-07-2011, 07:00 PM	#640
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	She's never otherwise occupied when he's outside. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-09-2011, 05:55 AM	#641
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Last night, a kitten accompanied me along the street from the bus-stop for about 3 houses. I thought it was going to follow me home, but it must have jumped through the fence into one of the yards.

06-22-2011, 11:04 PM	#642
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	At the doctor's office, trying to entertain Minifob with the only book on hand: oversized, full-color anatomy diagrams. So we're looking at the page about the urinary system, and I'm explaining how his juice goes into his stomach and through his kidneys, etc. and comes out as pee-pee. The diagram included some blood vessels as well, and down the middle of the picture were the major artery and vein of the abdomen, color-coded red and blue as usual. Minifob yells out, "Oh! I know! And this tube is for the hot pee-pee, and this one is for the cold pee-pee!" __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-22-2011, 11:32 PM	#643
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Hehe...how cute.

06-23-2011, 09:43 AM	#644
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	That's great Clod - You just can't script that stuff. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-23-2011, 12:04 PM	#645
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I've been wavering on posting this story, but it's just so funny. My nieces cousin took two of the girls shopping. Dr Cuz just got her MD. She is pretty and young. I hate her. Just kidding, she's great. She was getting a dress for a function and the girls were running dresses back and forth to the dressing room. The just turned 6 year old said, in I imagine a stage whisper, "L....you need to pull your underwear out of your butt!" L replies that they're supposed to be like that. A says "NO, they are IN YOUR BUTT!" L replies that it's a thong and that's how they're supposed to be. A says "Well...that's just gross!" HA! My girl!

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