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monster · 03-15-2018, 10:22 PM

....set up a roadside stand selling green smoothies? They're all the rage here in hippyville.....

Glinda · 03-15-2018, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

....set up a roadside stand selling green smoothies? They're all the rage here in hippyville.....

Hey, it's all natural, right?

monster · 03-15-2018, 11:15 PM

exactly. They''re not called Wheatgrass smoothies..... just green. Might want to plan for other varieties in case you get a nosebleed, though...

Gravdigr · 03-17-2018, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

OMG you guys make me laugh!!! (and cough hack snort)

Thank you, I needed that.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Hey, snot a problem, glad to be of service.

If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.

Glinda · 03-17-2018, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.

That was beautiful, man.

Glinda · 03-23-2018, 10:48 AM

Fuckityfuck fuck FUCK.

Two weeks ago, I spent $5000 to have my gravel road repaired. This morning, some idiot delivery guy tried to turn around in the middle of my road and got stuck in the newly rebuilt gutter that runs along one side of the road. The gutter that reroutes water from an active spring. The active spring that is now running over my newly rebuilt totally fucked-up road.

Clodfobble · 03-23-2018, 11:22 AM

Oh no! That's so infuriating. Surely the delivery driver's insurance has to pay?

Glinda · 03-23-2018, 12:04 PM

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Oh no! That's so infuriating. Surely the delivery driver's insurance has to pay?

I called the delivery company and they were very nice, told me to have my road construction people call them and they'd work it out.

But, DAMMIT.

If I told you about the months of BS I've gone through to get this road repaired . . . long story short, I'm suing my a-hole neighbor over it and there's a small war going on in the 'hood because of this a-hole neighbor's a-holery.

ARGH!

It's like I've got a target painted on my forehead. WTH?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-23-2018, 01:19 PM

Obviously the solution is vigilantism.

Glinda · 03-23-2018, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Obviously the solution is vigilantism.

Agreed!!

Glinda · 03-23-2018, 01:25 PM

Just got a letter in the mail from the IRS.

Turns out my folks' estate attorney had contacted them about changing the name on the trust account, so in the end it was nothing to worry about, but damn.

It's been a hell of a morning. I need a good lie-down.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-23-2018, 01:28 PM

You need someone to lay with you.

Glinda · 03-23-2018, 02:46 PM

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You need someone to lay with you.

Also agreed. Git on yer horse and ride!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-23-2018, 10:47 PM

I'm too old, you need a young studly type.

Glinda · 03-24-2018, 12:23 AM

Feh. Younger men are waaayyy overrated.

The minute I start griping about my aching partial rotater cuff tears and my carpal tunnel pain and my IBS issues . . . pffffft. Their eyes get all big and they run out the door.

03-15-2018, 10:22 PM	#6466
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	....set up a roadside stand selling green smoothies? They're all the rage here in hippyville..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-15-2018, 11:15 PM	#6468
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	exactly. They''re not called Wheatgrass smoothies..... just green. Might want to plan for other varieties in case you get a nosebleed, though... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-23-2018, 11:22 AM	#6472
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Oh no! That's so infuriating. Surely the delivery driver's insurance has to pay? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-23-2018, 01:19 PM	#6474
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Obviously the solution is vigilantism. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-23-2018, 01:28 PM	#6477
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You need someone to lay with you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-23-2018, 10:48 AM	#6471
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Fuckityfuck fuck FUCK. Two weeks ago, I spent $5000 to have my gravel road repaired. This morning, some idiot delivery guy tried to turn around in the middle of my road and got stuck in the newly rebuilt gutter that runs along one side of the road. The gutter that reroutes water from an active spring. The active spring that is now running over my newly rebuilt totally fucked-up road.

03-23-2018, 01:25 PM	#6476
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Just got a letter in the mail from the IRS. Turns out my folks' estate attorney had contacted them about changing the name on the trust account, so in the end it was nothing to worry about, but damn. It's been a hell of a morning. I need a good lie-down.

03-23-2018, 10:47 PM	#6479
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'm too old, you need a young studly type. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-24-2018, 12:23 AM	#6480
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Feh. Younger men are waaayyy overrated. The minute I start griping about my aching partial rotater cuff tears and my carpal tunnel pain and my IBS issues . . . pffffft. Their eyes get all big and they run out the door.

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