08-25-2016, 04:05 PM | #646 |
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08-25-2016, 07:53 PM | #647 | |
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On the upside I can eat about anything except Walmart deli pizza. Greasy. Once I went on a spring tour west to TX and then back. Stopped at a chili cook off. It was a might spicy. My eyeballs fell on my cheeks,blood ran out my ears, my gray hair turned red again. Good stuff . I am at motel, go to bathroom, come out grab ice bucket run down hall, run back to room and put that ice on my asshole between shits. Had to sleep on my side. The next day good to go. The blisters receded. tarheel |
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08-25-2016, 11:13 PM | #648 |
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Sounds horrible. Except the hair turning red again.
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08-26-2016, 01:53 AM | #649 |
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Wait, what?
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08-26-2016, 08:22 AM | #650 |
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A person would think after such a harrowing experience that one wouldn't eat spicy food again, butt that is not the case. I believe I have burned a callus around the hole. What I wouldn't give for an Italian hoagie with cherry peppers like was made at the White House in Atlantic City.
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08-26-2016, 08:45 AM | #651 |
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Well you see, first, Captain Hook had his gallbladder out. Now he shits constantly. Also, he doesn't mind a little rectal prolapse in the name of good chili.
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08-26-2016, 09:10 AM | #652 |
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Lol. I don't think she has to worry about that. Not one for spicy food anyway.
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08-26-2016, 09:53 AM | #653 | |
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This story makes you sound like an icehole. :wink:
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08-26-2016, 10:00 AM | #654 |
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My wife is like that. Nothing worse than a woman uses up my hot sauce. I used to like Crystal out of Gretna LA. They aged the peppers for two years in oak barrels. Some company in NO bought them and it not the same. It was like looking for a new cat. Walmart brand hot sauce was on a break room table. I buy them 4 at a time. I dearly hate going to Walmart.
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08-26-2016, 10:28 AM | #655 |
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Only when sober.
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08-26-2016, 09:08 PM | #656 |
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I've been living in the bottom half of a big Victorian house. Been here 3.5 years. My upstairs neighbors are awesome. But they bought a house up near where the guy that fixed my Harley lives.
So today, I made a deal with the landlord to rent the entire house. Amanda will move in. I'll have to start behaving myself again. Its progress, right?
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08-26-2016, 10:55 PM | #657 |
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Progress? You found a sweet sexy woman who can put up with you, of course you want her close. That's natural progression.
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08-26-2016, 11:02 PM | #658 |
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08-27-2016, 02:04 AM | #659 |
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Nice move, jim. Yay for you and Amanda!
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08-27-2016, 03:25 AM | #660 |
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Fun times, good times LJ!
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