The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 448

footfootfoot · 02-17-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn

That rifle is another doggie-shoots-owner-accident waiting to happen.

"When I'm done with the buck, I'm gonna fuck your scope!" BAM!

impress · 02-18-2009, 12:16 AM

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Crimson Ghost · 02-18-2009, 12:24 AM

Somebody had an interesting post-Valentines Day party.....

Scriveyn · 02-18-2009, 04:12 AM

Well, hunters care for their doggie and don't want it to catch some STD.

Undertoad · 02-18-2009, 11:16 AM

That product is a frequent target of shoplifters, because it's small and expensive. The idea is they return it to the store unopened for a lot of cash. A lot of grocery stores keep certain OTC products behind the manager's desk only for that reason.

impress · 02-18-2009, 08:10 PM

capnhowdy · 02-18-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

That product is a frequent target of shoplifters, because it's small and expensive. The idea is they return it to the store unopened for a lot of cash. A lot of grocery stores keep certain OTC products behind the manager's desk only for that reason.

Or either they were stealing a shitload of Valentine's Day gag gifts.

ZenGum · 02-18-2009, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

That product is a frequent target of shoplifters, because it's small and expensive. The idea is they return it to the store unopened for a lot of cash. A lot of grocery stores keep certain OTC products behind the manager's desk only for that reason.

And you know this because ...?

Undertoad · 02-18-2009, 08:49 PM

I worked in the supermarket business for a few years, and my department shared offices with the security department. It was fascinating.

The other product often a target of shoplifters... extracts with a lot of alcohol in them. This is in Pennsylvania, a state where grocery stores don't stock anything containing alcohol... except vanilla extract, almond extract, etc. Relentless alcoholics would steal this stuff or even drink it in the store. You'd have to drink many almond extracts to get a buzz on so it was pretty ridiculous.

bigw00dy · 02-19-2009, 07:56 AM

British Tickler

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article....&in_page_id=34

footfootfoot · 02-19-2009, 09:37 AM

the Illinois enema bandit...

wolf · 02-19-2009, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

The other product often a target of shoplifters... extracts with a lot of alcohol in them. This is in Pennsylvania, a state where grocery stores don't stock anything containing alcohol... except vanilla extract, almond extract, etc. Relentless alcoholics would steal this stuff or even drink it in the store. You'd have to drink many almond extracts to get a buzz on so it was pretty ridiculous.

ooh, oooh!! Mr. Kotter, I know the answer to this one ...

State stores are not open 24 hours.

Also, it's way easier to shoplift in the supermarket. The small size of the vanilla bottles helps with that. The little bottles are about the size of a shot, the big ones, maybe two or three. When you've got the shakes, though, than can be enough to get you through another couple of hours, maybe hold off on that seizure that's been waiting in the wings.

Listerine is also a popular product for alcoholics. I've commented on the phenomenon of the minty fresh drunk before.

LabRat · 02-19-2009, 01:24 PM

my question exactly. . .

Elspode · 02-19-2009, 07:58 PM

Celebrating by creating a not so stealthy sock puppet?

capnhowdy · 02-19-2009, 08:27 PM

Scientific proof that you are automatically reincarnated at age 41?

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02-18-2009, 11:16 AM	#6710
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	That product is a frequent target of shoplifters, because it's small and expensive. The idea is they return it to the store unopened for a lot of cash. A lot of grocery stores keep certain OTC products behind the manager's desk only for that reason.

02-18-2009, 08:49 PM	#6714
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I worked in the supermarket business for a few years, and my department shared offices with the security department. It was fascinating. The other product often a target of shoplifters... extracts with a lot of alcohol in them. This is in Pennsylvania, a state where grocery stores don't stock anything containing alcohol... except vanilla extract, almond extract, etc. Relentless alcoholics would steal this stuff or even drink it in the store. You'd have to drink many almond extracts to get a buzz on so it was pretty ridiculous.

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