Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 45

Clodfobble · 09-23-2011, 04:42 PM

Verbatim from the 13-year-old stepdaughter:

Her: I'm very stubborn.
Dad: Uh... not really, honey.
Her: Yeah, I guess not. It's pretty easy for people to talk me into stuff.

footfootfoot · 09-23-2011, 04:51 PM

Yeah, we read a lot to them and my favorite book is the Third Edition of Roget's Thesaurus, so i guess it rubs off. The new Thesauruses have been dumbed down, defeating the whole purpose of them.

footfootfoot · 09-23-2011, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Verbatim from the 13-year-old stepdaughter:

Her: I'm very stubborn.
Dad: Uh... not really, honey.
Her: Yeah, I guess not. It's pretty easy for people to talk me into stuff.

That is very funny.

Lamplighter · 09-23-2011, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

<snip>The new Thesauruses have been dumbed down, defeating the whole purpose of them.

They're called Roget's Embasaurus, and shelved with books on the Early Cretaceous period.

ZenGum · 09-27-2011, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Verbatim from the 13-year-old stepdaughter:

Her: I'm very stubborn.
Dad: Uh... not really, honey.
Her: Yeah, I guess not. It's pretty easy for people to talk me into stuff.

From the 18 year old lass I had been treating for heatstroke in a first aid tent at a festival (honest), and who had been incoherent and uncertain of anything, but had now recovered:

Me: are you usually indecisive?
Her: [looks left] Yes. [looks right] No. [looks at me] Maybe. [Giggles].
Both: LMAO

BigV · 10-08-2011, 12:53 PM

SonofV from the recliner in the front room:

"Uh oh. I have to fart and I don't know which way to lean."

I love sons.

ZenGum · 10-08-2011, 06:52 PM

Tell him: push hard, try for lift-off.

monster · 10-08-2011, 09:40 PM

Thor (9): I'm breaking sticks with my hands as I walk along because this is something I can do to keep them busy without annoying other people"

Thor; [more of the same]

Me: It's Ok, that's good, whatever you need to deal with your ADHD...

Thor: I do not have ADHD. Oh hi kitty (to a tailless cat spooked by us walking by)

Beest, Hebe and I took a good 5 minutes to stop laughing.

zippyt · 10-08-2011, 11:27 PM

Thor: I do not have ADHD. Oh hi kitty

HA !!!

Pete Zicato · 10-10-2011, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Tell him: push hard, try for lift-off.

Made be wheeze/laugh a la Muttley

footfootfoot · 10-10-2011, 01:51 PM

As I walked by I heard the mm: "...and this is the family, and here is their pet; a loathsome beast..."

Flint · 10-10-2011, 02:35 PM

"a loathsome beast" --funny

BigV · 10-10-2011, 02:57 PM

yes, funny. say.. her finger was on a picture of the pet, no? not... someone else, right?

footfootfoot · 10-10-2011, 07:39 PM

There were no pictures, just little Duplo blocks and creatures

Clodfobble · 10-11-2011, 09:15 PM

Me: Please stop making that noise.
Minifob: Why do I need to stop making that noise?
Me: Because it hurts my ears.
Minifob: Actually, it's because it's annoying.
Me: Well okay, I guess it's that too.
Minifob: That's not a very nice thing to say, you know.

09-23-2011, 04:42 PM	#661
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Verbatim from the 13-year-old stepdaughter: Her: I'm very stubborn. Dad: Uh... not really, honey. Her: Yeah, I guess not. It's pretty easy for people to talk me into stuff. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-23-2011, 04:51 PM	#662
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Yeah, we read a lot to them and my favorite book is the Third Edition of Roget's Thesaurus, so i guess it rubs off. The new Thesauruses have been dumbed down, defeating the whole purpose of them. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-08-2011, 12:53 PM	#666
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	SonofV from the recliner in the front room: "Uh oh. I have to fart and I don't know which way to lean." I love sons. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-08-2011, 06:52 PM	#667
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Tell him: push hard, try for lift-off. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-08-2011, 09:40 PM	#668
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10-08-2011, 11:27 PM	#669
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10-10-2011, 01:51 PM	#671
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	As I walked by I heard the mm: "...and this is the family, and here is their pet; a loathsome beast..." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-10-2011, 02:35 PM	#672
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10-10-2011, 02:57 PM	#673
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	yes, funny. say.. her finger was on a picture of the pet, no? not... someone else, right? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-10-2011, 07:39 PM	#674
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	There were no pictures, just little Duplo blocks and creatures __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-11-2011, 09:15 PM	#675
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Me: Please stop making that noise. Minifob: Why do I need to stop making that noise? Me: Because it hurts my ears. Minifob: Actually, it's because it's annoying. Me: Well okay, I guess it's that too. Minifob: That's not a very nice thing to say, you know. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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