03-16-2009, 02:17 PM | #6841 |
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The plastic cup of hemlock on the table? The scary man-shadow looming over the sleeping girl?
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03-16-2009, 02:20 PM | #6842 |
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Somebody switched the regular for decaf again ...
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03-16-2009, 03:27 PM | #6843 |
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03-16-2009, 03:32 PM | #6844 |
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Yeah, wtf, he's pointing the gun at the wrong person!
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03-16-2009, 03:44 PM | #6845 |
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Is it that the guy put his boxers on backwards in the heat of the moment?
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03-16-2009, 03:46 PM | #6847 |
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Oops! I would like to formally apologize if my previous comments were insensitive to the gay community.
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03-16-2009, 05:13 PM | #6849 |
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...void where prohibited...not available in all areas...see dealer for complete details...must be 18 or older....the views expressed on this forum are not necessarily..........etc.
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03-16-2009, 08:11 PM | #6850 |
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"Oh shit!! Get dressed fast!!!! My dad's coming!!!"
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03-18-2009, 02:33 PM | #6851 |
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new toy
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03-18-2009, 03:08 PM | #6852 |
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adorability is no guarantee against finding oneself impaled.
No siree. Not anymore.
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03-18-2009, 03:21 PM | #6853 |
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
03-18-2009, 03:30 PM | #6854 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I'm glad it comes with 4 magical tusks. I find that after being impaled once by one tusk, I'm usually bored and disillusioned and need a better tusk to replace it.
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03-18-2009, 04:19 PM | #6855 |
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In some cultures Flint and I would be married by now.
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