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Old 09-29-2008, 05:36 AM   #691
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Oh EWWWWW! This woman must weigh at least 400 pounds.
Hey there, size-ist!
Still, good to know that if she's been 120 pounds you'd be munching some rug...
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Old 09-29-2008, 12:22 PM   #692
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"Mildly irritating" may be an understatement, but this doesn't rise to the level of upsetting.

This morning I had a 9:00 meeting at work. Mrs. Dallas was scheduled for a 10:00AM appointment to have her allergies (or lack of) evaluated.

So I dropped Young Master Dallas at school and continued on to work, where I went immediately to the meeting. (Executive summary: We can do reporting based on information that's in the database. Yes, somebody can go through and eyeball things, but it's really better to have things tracked in the database.)

At 9:40 the meeting is all but over, except for the confirmation of items to be done. I get a txt msg from Mrs. Dallas saying that she fell while leaving the house to take Miss Dallas to the doctor and she's not sure if she'll be able to drive. I take 2 more minutes to wrap up the meeting. Call both their cell phones; no answer at either. Call home phone. Miss Dallas answers. "Mom is still sitting in the car. She said it hurts pretty bad." So she took the phone out, and I told her I was coming home.

Meanwhile the time for the allergist is approaching. We got a friend to drive Miss Dallas in for her appointment. Meanwhile I took Mrs. Dallas to the doctor & then to the hospital for an xray. While waiting for her, I gave the allergist Miss Dallas' medical history over my cell phone.

We're now all back home. (Xray results due within 2-3 hours.)
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Old 09-29-2008, 12:26 PM   #693
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I hope Mrs. Dallas is OK.
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Old 09-29-2008, 12:28 PM   #694
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Hope it's not too bad!
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Old 09-29-2008, 12:59 PM   #695
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That sucks, SD. Hope all is well!
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Old 09-29-2008, 01:06 PM   #696
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Let us know how Mrs. Dallas is---good vibes your way.

Now. about your executive meeting: did anyone mention the TPS reports?



srsly--hope all is well!
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Old 09-29-2008, 01:18 PM   #697
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Old 09-29-2008, 01:19 PM   #698
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I think everyone imagines SD with his handy red Swingline.

I know I do.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 09-29-2008, 03:04 PM   #699
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I think everyone imagines SD with his handy red Swingline.

I know I do.
Just remember, I only swing it for certain very special people.

At any rate, it's just a sprain. I think I will be home tomorrow, though.. the schools here close for Rosh Hoshana, and I don't think it's the greatest idea to leave her home with both of them bouncing around.
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:10 PM   #700
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Steve it's times like this, and blizzards, which can be kind of cool. Once the pain simmers down, you'll all find yourselves in a remade relationship. ahh I'm pretty tired, you know what I mean. You can be out of your usual roles for a bit.
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Old 09-29-2008, 11:55 PM   #701
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Could be worse, it could have been your fault, Kyle.
Oh wait, it is... we just don't know how/why yet.
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Old 09-30-2008, 09:01 AM   #702
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My throat hurts and my head and eyes ache in a way that I know means I'm going to be getting a nasty cold. Damn it.
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:04 AM   #703
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Load up on zinc! Quick!
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:21 AM   #704
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ur next ex's graphical text.
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:45 PM   #705
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time zone redirection

I have a GOL DANG QUESTION! **Why** are there three different GMT timezones. Why don't they all have the same freakin time??? Hello, McFly? wtf?
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