Wildlife, living next to nature - Page 47

xoxoxoBruce · 12-04-2015, 12:57 PM

The Aussies all live clustered along the coast. It's easy to see why.

Griff · 12-04-2015, 02:44 PM

Just waiting for a boat big enough to get by the sharks and crocs...

Carruthers · 12-04-2015, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The Aussies all live clustered along the coast. It's easy to see why.

My friends live on the northern edge of Perth.

Conveniently situated between the snakes and the sharks.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-04-2015, 03:22 PM

Perth, over on the dog's chin.

lumberjim · 12-05-2015, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Fixed it.

Also:

If I walked outside and saw that thing on my house, I'd u-turn between steps, go back in and start packing a fucking bag to GTFO.

I'd lasso it and tame it by feeding it magic mushrooms and boiled chicken. I would name it Sid. Then I would find him 3 female Goannas and name them all Nancy. I'd make him wear a blue and yellow striped knitted sweater and paint his head white. If I lived in Australia. Because I'd be fucking insane to live there, and that's something an insane person would do.

lumberjim · 12-05-2015, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Aren't snakes nothing but tail from, like, the eyes on back?

I think the tail starts at the cloaca, actually

Gravdigr · 12-05-2015, 04:55 PM

No, no, they're just a tail that fell off something.

glatt · 12-06-2015, 04:11 PM

Buster points out this cute video he saw on FB of a raccoon grooming a kitty.

glatt · 12-06-2015, 04:15 PM

And he also points out this video.

Deer knows the dog is all bark and no bite.

glatt · 12-07-2015, 11:57 AM

Matthias Wandel is always coming up with something good. No mice were injured in the filming of this video.

Holy shit, is it easy to post a video twice - once regular and once wide. It took like 2 seconds. Literally.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-07-2015, 12:00 PM

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No mice were injured in the filming of this video.

Why not?

glatt · 12-07-2015, 12:08 PM

To appeal to a wider audience.

He freely admits that the bucket will normally contain water.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-07-2015, 12:15 PM

If he's not putting water in the bucket, then sulfuric acid so we could watch it dissolve Terminator style. Or take the live mouse out and draw & quarter, burn at the stake, or live vivisection it, for entertainment value.

Undertoad · 12-07-2015, 12:19 PM

Ohhhh when I was in the farmhouse I read about this type of trap. I really should have built one, because I could have left it there when I departed.

Now, the water would eventually dry up...

Gravdigr · 12-07-2015, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Holy shit, is it easy to post a video twice - once regular and once wide. It took like 2 seconds. Literally.

Wow. How subtle. Better pick up that hint before someone trips over it.

12-04-2015, 12:57 PM	#691
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The Aussies all live clustered along the coast. It's easy to see why. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-04-2015, 02:44 PM	#692
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Just waiting for a boat big enough to get by the sharks and crocs... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-04-2015, 03:22 PM	#694
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Perth, over on the dog's chin. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-05-2015, 04:55 PM	#697
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No, no, they're just a tail that fell off something. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-07-2015, 12:15 PM	#703
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If he's not putting water in the bucket, then sulfuric acid so we could watch it dissolve Terminator style. Or take the live mouse out and draw & quarter, burn at the stake, or live vivisection it, for entertainment value. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-06-2015, 04:11 PM	#698
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Buster points out this cute video he saw on FB of a raccoon grooming a kitty.

12-06-2015, 04:15 PM	#699
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	And he also points out this video. Deer knows the dog is all bark and no bite.

12-07-2015, 11:57 AM	#700
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Matthias Wandel is always coming up with something good. No mice were injured in the filming of this video. Holy shit, is it easy to post a video twice - once regular and once wide. It took like 2 seconds. Literally.

12-07-2015, 12:08 PM	#702
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	To appeal to a wider audience. He freely admits that the bucket will normally contain water.

12-07-2015, 12:19 PM	#704
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Ohhhh when I was in the farmhouse I read about this type of trap. I really should have built one, because I could have left it there when I departed. Now, the water would eventually dry up...

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