04-19-2009, 03:11 PM | #7036 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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04-19-2009, 04:31 PM | #7037 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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That's just cold.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
04-19-2009, 09:08 PM | #7038 |
lives inside a Mobius strip
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When Triple-Dog-Dares go wrong. Very wrong.
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04-19-2009, 10:33 PM | #7039 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Waiter. I ordered this woman neat.
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04-20-2009, 02:07 AM | #7040 |
Slattern of the Swail
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When Shirley gave you the cold shoulder, you really felt it.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
04-20-2009, 07:05 AM | #7041 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The Ice Man Cometh...all over Shirley's face.
Cubist.
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04-20-2009, 07:22 AM | #7042 |
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
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Not the world's best headache cure.
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04-20-2009, 08:10 AM | #7043 |
Blatantly Homosapien
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....and reusable, too!
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04-20-2009, 08:11 AM | #7044 |
The future is unwritten
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It was supposed to be a hangover cure.
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04-20-2009, 12:08 PM | #7045 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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04-20-2009, 08:32 PM | #7046 |
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Along with having bad taste in fashion, this dude must have a prostate problem.
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04-21-2009, 11:11 AM | #7047 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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04-21-2009, 11:23 AM | #7048 | |
all hollowed out
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04-21-2009, 11:30 AM | #7049 |
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04-21-2009, 05:21 PM | #7050 |
Blatantly Homosapien
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Prolly salaried, but well.
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