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Old 04-19-2009, 03:11 PM   #7036
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:31 PM   #7037
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That's just cold.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 04-19-2009, 09:08 PM   #7038
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Old 04-19-2009, 10:33 PM   #7039
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Waiter. I ordered this woman neat.
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Old 04-20-2009, 02:07 AM   #7040
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When Shirley gave you the cold shoulder, you really felt it.
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:05 AM   #7041
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The Ice Man Cometh...all over Shirley's face.

Cubist.
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:22 AM   #7042
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Not the world's best headache cure.
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Old 04-20-2009, 08:10 AM   #7043
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....and reusable, too!
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Old 04-20-2009, 08:11 AM   #7044
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It was supposed to be a hangover cure.
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Old 04-20-2009, 12:08 PM   #7045
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Old 04-20-2009, 08:32 PM   #7046
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Along with having bad taste in fashion, this dude must have a prostate problem.
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:11 AM   #7047
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:23 AM   #7048
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Ensign John Gay, photo officer for Fighter Squadron Two (VF 2), took this amazing photo of a F/A-18 Hornet
as it broke the sound barrier. The jet was assigned to Strike Fighter Squadron One Five One (VFA-151) and John was standing on the 0-10 level weather deck of the USS Constellation (CV 64). He used a Nikon N-90s, Nikon 70-300 ED zoom lens and Kodacolor 200 negative film. The camera was set for manual exposure of F/5.6 at 1/1000 sec. John, the lucky and talented dog, caught this masterpiece with a single shot by
prefocusing at approximately 200-300 yards off the port side of the ship and then panning left to right as
the aircraft flew by. This image has appeared in many publications worldwide and I hope made John
some $ because damn, what a shot.
Attachment 22936
My daughter bought a poster of that pic at a Scholastic book fair, so they must have printed quite a few just for that. I hope he got royalty payments.
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:30 AM   #7049
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I hope he got royalty payments.
If he's a photo officer, he was taking the pictures for the United States, and the picture is in the public domain. We all own it.
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Old 04-21-2009, 05:21 PM   #7050
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Prolly salaried, but well.
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