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06-27-2009, 10:14 PM
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I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
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If it does leave a scar it doesn't count
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06-27-2009, 10:34 PM
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Faithful Companion
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Buckeye City
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I know I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning but I don't need this. Maybe for other activities!
 The most unusual alarm clock I've seen 
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06-27-2009, 10:41 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-28-2009, 12:13 AM
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Phenomenologist
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Central Mississippi
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Hmmm..
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06-28-2009, 01:16 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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Here's a new phrase - "He shit a midget."
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-28-2009, 01:45 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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Hung like a baby's arm. Literally.
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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06-28-2009, 01:51 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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06-28-2009, 01:57 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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He should have a doctor look at that.
If your junk is shaped like that, you got a problem.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-28-2009, 06:01 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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Is that The Cellar chat window open on that laptop?
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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06-28-2009, 10:36 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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06-28-2009, 04:20 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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I sensed a wrong thread post. Kinda.
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06-28-2009, 04:36 PM
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Professor
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,622
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Tongue in cheek...fair enough, but what is it doing on an instructions website?
http://www.commoncraft.com/zombies |
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06-28-2009, 04:41 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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RE: Merc's post. Carry on.
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06-28-2009, 07:44 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
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That's got to be a scam the scammer shot. We had threads about this...
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06-28-2009, 08:34 PM
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You can't misbehave when you stick out in a crowd
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Shekou, Shenzhen - Southern China
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1) there's no way a woman would ever sleep with him in that bed - even without the "clock". 2) He's still in Mom's basement, so point 1) is moot. 3) But if he sold that as a sex aid, he might have something going. |
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