There's lumberthing I want to tell you - Page 49

lumberjim · 09-07-2016, 04:24 PM

What's a 68?

You do me and i owe you one.

And there's the 71...

..... anyone?

captainhook455 · 09-07-2016, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

What's a 68?

You do me and i owe you one.

And there's the 71...

..... anyone?

Now they will want the $5 joke.

tarheel

captainhook455 · 09-07-2016, 07:11 PM

Ok. I have started a joke thread called " Brain Dead " which is an avatar I use to have. My wife calls me you brain dead sumbitch. Well I could have used Esso bee I suppose,but the children (35-50) in the forum wouldn't get the joke. Actually Cap hook 455 is my gmail.
I thought about brain dead for an avatar again, but I am not the thinker Kicking Bird was. Leave well enough alone. First joke cost $5 .

tarheel

lumberjim · 09-07-2016, 09:46 PM

71: 69 with two fingers in her bum

captainhook455 · 09-07-2016, 09:54 PM

I thought 71 was supposed to be viewed sideways so the 1 was across the back of the 7, but I have a dirty mind.

tarheel

Undertoad · 09-11-2016, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

This is 1999, so 5-11

did I say 5-11 I meant to say 6-10

The preseason doesn't look like the regular season, but the first game never looks like the regular season either. Once there's tape on a team everything changes.

lumberjim · 09-12-2016, 07:35 AM

We did a Poker Run yesterday. A benefit for a friend of a friend who was in a bad accident. There were 30-35 bikes. They had a car & bike show too.

A poker run is fun. You buy a ticket at the start. We bought 2. $25ea. They have the 4 suits and 2-A printed on them. You pull a card from the deck and they stamp your ticket. Then you ride out as a group to a bar or lodge, and get a card at each stop. Best hand wins at the end of the ride.

I had 2 Aces with a Queen high. Winner had 4 2s. He gave half the $500 pot back to add into the fund raiser. Good guy. He is the one in the vest on the right, walking away.

fargon · 09-12-2016, 12:07 PM

Good Times. I like the white walls.

lumberjim · 09-12-2016, 02:52 PM

I love them. They ride really nice too.

My bike stuck out in the crowd of black bikes

glatt · 09-12-2016, 04:06 PM

Yes it did. In a good way.

Griff · 09-12-2016, 05:55 PM

How bad ass is that bike?

lumberjim · 09-12-2016, 06:33 PM

It's good to geaux

captainhook455 · 09-12-2016, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

How bad ass is that bike?

I can run his socks off up to 80, after that his suspension and frame will allow him to run off and hide from me.

tarheel

lumberjim · 09-12-2016, 11:14 PM

Friday I ran off to the grocery store and brought home 6 bags of groceries. And my saddlebags were empty.

The softail has an 1800, and weighs less. It's prettier, too. But I wouldn't trade you even up.

captainhook455 · 09-14-2016, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Friday I ran off to the grocery store and brought home 6 bags of groceries. And my saddlebags were empty.

The softail has an 1800, and weighs less. It's prettier, too. But I wouldn't trade you even up.

My insurance company would love to know I put in a what a 110. Nope just a little stock 88. S+S carb, k+n filter. I have saddle bags. Bike has a chrome swingarm that someone paid $1000 bucks for . Not me. I don't tour anymore. Hmmm. I thought when I retired I would have lots of free time. Wrong again.

tarheel

09-07-2016, 04:24 PM	#721
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	What's a 68? You do me and i owe you one. And there's the 71... ..... anyone? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-07-2016, 09:46 PM	#724
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	71: 69 with two fingers in her bum __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-12-2016, 07:35 AM	#727
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	We did a Poker Run yesterday. A benefit for a friend of a friend who was in a bad accident. There were 30-35 bikes. They had a car & bike show too. A poker run is fun. You buy a ticket at the start. We bought 2. $25ea. They have the 4 suits and 2-A printed on them. You pull a card from the deck and they stamp your ticket. Then you ride out as a group to a bar or lodge, and get a card at each stop. Best hand wins at the end of the ride. I had 2 Aces with a Queen high. Winner had 4 2s. He gave half the $500 pot back to add into the fund raiser. Good guy. He is the one in the vest on the right, walking away. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 09-12-2016 at 08:32 AM.

09-12-2016, 12:07 PM	#728
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Good Times. I like the white walls. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

09-12-2016, 02:52 PM	#729
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I love them. They ride really nice too. My bike stuck out in the crowd of black bikes __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-07-2016, 07:11 PM	#723
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Ok. I have started a joke thread called " Brain Dead " which is an avatar I use to have. My wife calls me you brain dead sumbitch. Well I could have used Esso bee I suppose,but the children (35-50) in the forum wouldn't get the joke. Actually Cap hook 455 is my gmail. I thought about brain dead for an avatar again, but I am not the thinker Kicking Bird was. Leave well enough alone. First joke cost $5 . tarheel

09-07-2016, 09:54 PM	#725
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I thought 71 was supposed to be viewed sideways so the 1 was across the back of the 7, but I have a dirty mind. tarheel

09-12-2016, 04:06 PM	#730
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Yes it did. In a good way.

09-12-2016, 05:55 PM	#731
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	How bad ass is that bike? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-12-2016, 06:33 PM	#732
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It's good to geaux __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-12-2016, 11:14 PM	#734
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Friday I ran off to the grocery store and brought home 6 bags of groceries. And my saddlebags were empty. The softail has an 1800, and weighs less. It's prettier, too. But I wouldn't trade you even up. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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