What's making you happy today? - Page 496

jimhelm · 08-31-2011, 12:20 AM

And the mercenary would be my fella

sexobon · 08-31-2011, 01:18 AM

You'll need a sign that says "No back seat drivers."

Sundae · 08-31-2011, 05:56 AM

Pay Day, Pay Day
Yay Yay Yay!!!

Have been on a wild spending spree, buying cat litter, toothpaste and deodorant.
And paying bills.
But it still makes me feel good.

Finally paid off Diz's vet bill.
Blimey that was painful.

Now Mum wants me to take him to the vet for a checkup because he occasionally urinates in the house at night.
Having come up with various other ways to beat me up about it (his tray is not clean enough, my room is not clean, I haven't washed my bedding this week) she's now decided he is ill and I need an £80 consultation.

Nothing to do with him being a very jealous cat and a little bully, living in the same house as another cat that he hates. No of course not. Inappropriate urination is never associated with that...

Still, at least once I've beggared myself over a pointless battery of tests I'll have the peace of mind of knowing he is in rude health after all.

Back to happy.
Haircut tomorrow!
Then back to blonde I think. Back to school on Monday for a training day so bye-bye pink at least by then.
Minus pink = sad, but new hair colour almost always = happy.

Trilby · 08-31-2011, 07:01 AM

"Inappropriate urination" almost always makes me sad but not when Sundae says it.

Sundae · 08-31-2011, 07:04 AM

I've switched from calling him a stinky poo-bum, to calling him a little wee-bandit.
It sounded nicer than little pisser.

DanaC · 08-31-2011, 07:25 AM

Dante is a bugger for pissing inside. Not like a full on flood, but marking territory.

Mum calls him a piss artist.

Trilby · 08-31-2011, 07:51 AM

“We can let the circumstances of our lives harden us so that we become increasingly resentful and afraid, or we can let them soften us and make us kinder and more open to what scares us,” - Pema Chodron

Trilby · 08-31-2011, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

...a piss artist.

Piss Christ?

DanaC · 08-31-2011, 07:55 AM

lol I like.

I'm sooo happy. Soooo soo happy.

I finally, on Friday, after much prevarication sent my broken i-phone4 to Apple for repairs/replacement. I'd put it off and put it off, because though unable to make voice calls I oculd still text, surf and listen to mp3s.

Just answered my door to a UPS delivery: my brand new, unscratched, perfect i-phone 4.

Sundae · 08-31-2011, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

“We can let the circumstances of our lives harden us so that we become increasingly resentful and afraid, or we can let them soften us and make us kinder and more open to what scares us,” - Pema Chodron

I'm as soft as a Dali clock today.

infinite monkey · 08-31-2011, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

Cool car shaw! If I were gay.....That'd be the type of car I would drive.

It's definitely a chick car.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Totally Gay....

Aww, did someone shit in mercy's wheaties in the politics threads again?

But thanks for shitting on something that actually made me happy lately. You're a GREAT guy, deep down.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

And the mercenary would be my fella

You could do way better than Mr Vehicle As Penis. I'll be your gay lover.

monster · 08-31-2011, 10:26 AM

infi's back! yay!

infinite monkey · 08-31-2011, 10:29 AM

Hi monster ponster sponster!

ZenGum · 09-01-2011, 03:31 AM

Infi's back, Sarge is on the mend, or at least on the track to it, Sam is making progress in the job hunt, Hebe is turning into a fish, things are good.

Now if Wolf and Toad could just land something lucrative...

monster · 09-01-2011, 02:21 PM

Wolf and toad? maybe featuring roles in one of Aesops Fables?

Don't forget the minifobs on the mend

08-31-2011, 12:20 AM	#7426
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	And the mercenary would be my fella __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-31-2011, 05:56 AM	#7428
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Pay Day, Pay Day Yay Yay Yay!!! Have been on a wild spending spree, buying cat litter, toothpaste and deodorant. And paying bills. But it still makes me feel good. Finally paid off Diz's vet bill. Blimey that was painful. Now Mum wants me to take him to the vet for a checkup because he occasionally urinates in the house at night. Having come up with various other ways to beat me up about it (his tray is not clean enough, my room is not clean, I haven't washed my bedding this week) she's now decided he is ill and I need an £80 consultation. Nothing to do with him being a very jealous cat and a little bully, living in the same house as another cat that he hates. No of course not. Inappropriate urination is never associated with that... Still, at least once I've beggared myself over a pointless battery of tests I'll have the peace of mind of knowing he is in rude health after all. Back to happy. Haircut tomorrow! Then back to blonde I think. Back to school on Monday for a training day so bye-bye pink at least by then. Minus pink = sad, but new hair colour almost always = happy. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-31-2011, 07:01 AM	#7429
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"Inappropriate urination" almost always makes me sad but not when Sundae says it. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-31-2011, 07:04 AM	#7430
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've switched from calling him a stinky poo-bum, to calling him a little wee-bandit. It sounded nicer than little pisser. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-31-2011, 07:51 AM	#7432
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	“We can let the circumstances of our lives harden us so that we become increasingly resentful and afraid, or we can let them soften us and make us kinder and more open to what scares us,” - Pema Chodron __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-31-2011, 01:18 AM	#7427
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	You'll need a sign that says "No back seat drivers."

08-31-2011, 10:26 AM	#7437
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	infi's back! yay! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-31-2011, 10:29 AM	#7438
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hi monster ponster sponster!

09-01-2011, 03:31 AM	#7439
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Infi's back, Sarge is on the mend, or at least on the track to it, Sam is making progress in the job hunt, Hebe is turning into a fish, things are good. Now if Wolf and Toad could just land something lucrative... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-01-2011, 02:21 PM	#7440
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Wolf and toad? maybe featuring roles in one of Aesops Fables? Don't forget the minifobs on the mend __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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