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Who has the sig line with a quote from Matt Sweeney of Zwan? The one about the difference between a priest and acne? That one's a classic!
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Keymaster of Gozer
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Okay... I'm in!
q) How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? a) Trying to read the waffle iron. q) Why did God invent women? a) Because sheep can't type. q) What do you call the african-american chief of thoracic surgery at Johns Hopkins? a) Nigger. q) Why do Jews have such big noses? a) Because air is free. Wheeee! This is so... liberating and juvenile. I don't ever want this thread to end. |
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http://www.afb.org/info_documents.asp?collectionid=1
http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/transplant/people/ http://www.adl.org/adl.asp http://www.nmco.org/ Last edited by Nic Name; 11-18-2002 at 02:09 AM. |
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The joke sycamore was talking about goes something like this:
<b>What's the difference between a priest and acne?</b> Acne waits until you're a teenager before it comes on your face. And here's one that's similar to another I posted earlier: <b>How can you tell if your roommate is gay?</b> He gets hard when you fuck him. |
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I was wondering what all of that "proper" medical terminology and psycho jargin was doing here but I just didn't have the patience to read those posts. I just come here to have fun, and try to share with others things they might not otherwise know about the entertainment industry. Sycamore has a heck of a poetry page if nobody else has thought to check out his profile. I for one like to know who I am talking to before I attempt to prescribe any sort of advice whatsoever.
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I picked this up a while ago on Slashdot and laughed so hard at it that I nearly cried.
Secret Geek Handshake <ol><li>Push up your coke-bottle glasses with the white cloth tape over the bridge <li>Wipe your nose on your sleeve while surreptitiously looking down to make sure your pocket protector and all your pens are in order <li>Look back up quickly, tossing back your greasy Bill Gates unkempt-style hair to one side, for a better view <li>Nervously extend the left hand and then utter the sacred oath “Uh… oh, wrong hand, heh.” <li>Extend a cold, extremely clammy right hand while tucking your left hand into pocket and slouching, all the time grinning like you did in that really bad driver’s license photo. <li>Grasp unsteadily and pump weakly once before trying to remove hand while other party is still trying to shake. </ol> |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Syc, you gonna tell us what that picture you drew is?
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Three Klansmen looking at a nigger in a well.
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