What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 5

Sundae · 06-12-2009, 02:47 PM

When I first coloured my hair purple, and it really didn't take evenly (I recoloured it before posting here) I was tempted to butcher it. It was my Betty Blue moment, but I backed off. I'm not crazy.

No poking eyes out here.

Trilby · 06-12-2009, 02:49 PM

the modest proposal thread. s'good stuff.

Shawnee123 · 06-12-2009, 02:50 PM

Posting to get the three queens together on one page.

Trilby · 06-12-2009, 02:52 PM

the rare trifecta!

glatt · 06-19-2009, 03:59 PM

Mildly amusing?

I just got out of a teleconference call with some consultant type person in New York who wanted to know how we do stuff here. Did it as a favor for a head guy at my firm.

Anyway, everyone on this conference was using that business speak thing where you talk for five minutes about something using fancy business lingo when you could just say the damn thing in one sentence in plain English.

At one point they were asking me a question about client's vendors providing metrics for some blah blah blah or other, and it took me a moment to realize they were just asking if we review the work our staff does to make sure it's OK. Is there some sort of lingo course that you take to get through MBA programs?

Queen of the Ryche · 06-19-2009, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

the rare trifecta!

Is there such a thing as a Quadfecta? If so, I'm in......

Flint · 06-19-2009, 04:34 PM

Here's a gallon of ice cream and a VHS copy of Steel Magnolias. Please open a private chat for the yaya sisterhood of the travelling pants-type comments. thx

Shawnee123 · 06-19-2009, 04:34 PM

Can you please eat a dick? thx

Flint · 06-19-2009, 04:37 PM

No, but I'll bet you can. Sugar tits.

Shawnee123 · 06-19-2009, 04:41 PM

You're just jealous of the travelling pants 'cause your ass got too big to wear your favorite mini-skirt and now when you wear it you look like a hooker. Ya hooker.

Flint · 06-19-2009, 04:44 PM

No, but I got some up-kilt shots you can flick your bean to.

Shawnee123 · 06-19-2009, 04:46 PM

Nah, your beans wouldn't turn on my bean.

Flint · 06-19-2009, 06:13 PM

Let's make three-bean salad, baby. . . . Tossed salad.

Perry Winkle · 06-19-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Is there some sort of lingo course that you take to get through MBA programs?

Like any other specialty, MBA programs come with a certain amount of technical lingo and instill specialized skills. For worthless bullshit programs like the MBA it's mostly about forming non-committal sentences and emitting profound-sounding logorrhea.

ZenGum · 06-19-2009, 11:07 PM

Shawnee and Flint are amusing me today.

But also amusing me is the footy on TV. When a player has exposed blood, they are obliged to leave the field. Play is stopped while that player is substituted. The TV shows a little "Blood Rule" sign in the corner of the screen ... which also includes an ad encouraging people to donate blood to the red cross... dunno why, but I find it amusing...

06-12-2009, 02:49 PM	#62
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the modest proposal thread. s'good stuff. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-12-2009, 02:50 PM	#63
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Posting to get the three queens together on one page. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-12-2009, 02:52 PM	#64
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the rare trifecta! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-19-2009, 04:34 PM	#67
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Here's a gallon of ice cream and a VHS copy of Steel Magnolias. Please open a private chat for the yaya sisterhood of the travelling pants-type comments. thx __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-19-2009, 04:34 PM	#68
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Can you please eat a dick? thx __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-12-2009, 02:47 PM	#61
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	When I first coloured my hair purple, and it really didn't take evenly (I recoloured it before posting here) I was tempted to butcher it. It was my Betty Blue moment, but I backed off. I'm not crazy. No poking eyes out here.

06-19-2009, 03:59 PM	#65
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Mildly amusing? I just got out of a teleconference call with some consultant type person in New York who wanted to know how we do stuff here. Did it as a favor for a head guy at my firm. Anyway, everyone on this conference was using that business speak thing where you talk for five minutes about something using fancy business lingo when you could just say the damn thing in one sentence in plain English. At one point they were asking me a question about client's vendors providing metrics for some blah blah blah or other, and it took me a moment to realize they were just asking if we review the work our staff does to make sure it's OK. Is there some sort of lingo course that you take to get through MBA programs?

06-19-2009, 04:37 PM	#69
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	No, but I'll bet you can. Sugar tits. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-19-2009, 04:41 PM	#70
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You're just jealous of the travelling pants 'cause your ass got too big to wear your favorite mini-skirt and now when you wear it you look like a hooker. Ya hooker. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-19-2009, 04:44 PM	#71
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	No, but I got some up-kilt shots you can flick your bean to. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-19-2009, 04:46 PM	#72
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Nah, your beans wouldn't turn on my bean. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-19-2009, 06:13 PM	#73
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Let's make three-bean salad, baby. . . . Tossed salad. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-19-2009, 11:07 PM	#75
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Shawnee and Flint are amusing me today. But also amusing me is the footy on TV. When a player has exposed blood, they are obliged to leave the field. Play is stopped while that player is substituted. The TV shows a little "Blood Rule" sign in the corner of the screen ... which also includes an ad encouraging people to donate blood to the red cross... dunno why, but I find it amusing... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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