|
11-22-2018, 11:14 PM
|
#61 |
|
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
|
Come on.
No one's gonna tell him?
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not. |
|
|
|
11-22-2018, 11:55 PM
|
#62 |
|
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
|
Tell him what, that's it's streaked and not zipped? Maybe he's talkin' 'bout going across town naked on a zip-line. You never know about these things.
|
|
|
|
|
11-23-2018, 12:27 AM
|
#63 |
|
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
What, you've never zipped anywhere? I zipped down to the market or zipped over to Grandma's house?
I used to but can't keep up with these zippin' whippersnappers anymore.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
|
|
|
|
11-23-2018, 10:37 AM
|
#64 |
|
An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
Posts: 1,111
|
I havent ever Asked someone for a vile of coke...
B |
|
|
|
|
11-23-2018, 11:26 AM
|
#65 |
|
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
|
I haven't ever baffled 'em with bullshit … or have I?
C |
|
|
|
|
11-23-2018, 03:47 PM
|
#66 |
|
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
I haven't ever cold-cocked a cabbie.
D
__________________
 These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
|
|
|
|
11-23-2018, 08:01 PM
|
#67 |
|
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,924
|
I haven't ever Dunked a Drunk.
E
__________________
Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
|
|
|
|
11-23-2018, 10:40 PM
|
#68 |
|
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
|
I haven't ever even!
F |
|
|
|
|
11-23-2018, 11:40 PM
|
#69 |
|
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
|
I haven't ever fostered a French Bulldog but I would definitely do that
G |
|
|
|
|
11-24-2018, 07:51 AM
|
#70 |
|
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,924
|
I haven't ever Googled a Gremlin
H
__________________
Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
|
|
|
|
11-24-2018, 11:55 AM
|
#71 |
|
An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
Posts: 1,111
|
I havent ever Handed fake money to a clerk
I |
|
|
|
|
11-25-2018, 08:42 AM
|
#72 |
|
Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
Posts: 7,016
|
I haven't ever ingested an iguana.
J
__________________
Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
|
|
|
|
|
11-25-2018, 08:51 AM
|
#73 |
|
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,924
|
I haven't ever Jammed a porcupine up my ass.
K
__________________
Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
|
|
|
|
11-25-2018, 11:30 AM
|
#74 |
|
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
|
I haven't ever keelhauled anyone's keister.
|
|
|
|
|
11-25-2018, 11:46 AM
|
#75 |
|
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,924
|
I haven't ever Liked Liver
M
__________________
Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
|
|
|
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (0 members and 2 guests) | |
|
|
Linear Mode
