'I'm Really Petrified to Even Walk Down the Street, - Page 5

xoxoxoBruce · 08-26-2007, 06:31 AM

It is.

lumberjim · 08-26-2007, 11:15 AM

so...i was looking at the 'todays posts' search results...and saw that this thread had 60 replies.....and thought...oh...wonder what the hullabaloo is in there? duckduck got em all riled up again? then i realized that ali and dana had been here. and was like....oh, ok.....whatever. then i saw bruce breaking their balls..and was like....dude...i was gonna break their balls. so now.....i guess i'll just share with you the opinion that while this was mildly annoying to me.....and this type of chatting can be seen as litter on the highway of the board.....it beats the blue hell out of over-moderation.

cock

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-26-2007, 11:07 PM

Very metaphorical balls, though.

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-26-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

I can't shut up. I'm half pissed...and you know what that does to socialists don't you?

Moist, yellowish socialists? Sounds like some kind of sheetcake.

(And I know durn well how you mean "pissed." So there.)

Rexmons · 08-26-2007, 11:35 PM

jersey gets a bad rap, i live 15 miles from newark and actually work in both jersey city and manhattan regularly. i think north jersey is considered more of a suburb to nyc especially since many people who work in the city live in jersey. all in all i think jersey is a great place to live.

lumberjim · 08-26-2007, 11:43 PM

Jersey is an armpit. that's just crazy talk. the only thing jersey has going for it is cheap gas.

Rexmons · 08-27-2007, 12:14 AM

not only cheap gasonline, but full-service cheap gasonline. also excellent italian food, the best roller coasters in the world, the most 24 hour diners in america, we're the only state whos counties are all classified as metropolitan areas, 50 different resort cities and towns, atlantic city (which has the longest boardwalk in the world) and we're building Xanadu which will have the first indoor ski slope in the country.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-27-2007, 02:23 AM

~The Port Newark and the Elizabeth Port Authority Marine Terminal is the largest seaport on the East Coast of North America.
~Newark-Liberty International airport is one of the country's busies: ranked 18th in World; 12th in U.S.; 3rd in Transatlantic seats after New York City's JFK and Chicago's O'Hare Airports.
~World's Largest Concrete Monument, Lincoln Park Fountain, Jersey City
~World's Largest Clock, Colgate Clock, Jersey City
~World's Largest Campus for the Study of Hasidic Judaism. Rabbinical College of America, Morristown
~World's Largest Organ, Convention Hall, Atlantic City
~World's Largest Collection of Spoons, Lambert Castle, Paterson
~World's Largest Collection of Fluorescent Minerals, Franklin Mineral Museum, Franklin
~Oldest Doll in America "Betsy Caxe," (circa 1700). Steuben House
~Golf Club Used on the Moon, Alan Shepard, Jr.'s collapsible six iron drove a golf ball on the moon (1971). On display at the USGA Golf House in Far Hills
~Second-oldest State Capital Building, Statehouse, Trenton
~Country's Largest Theme Park (Also, outside of Africa, the biggest drive-through safari) Six Flags Great Adventure & Wild Safari, Jackson
~World's Largest Collection of Wine Goblets and Champagne Glasses, Renault Winery, Egg Harbor City.
~Most buried vendetta victims, pine barrens, South Jersey.

But alas, I think they lost the most polluted crown to Texas

bluecuracao · 08-27-2007, 02:30 AM

And don't forget Lucy the Elephant, in Margate.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-27-2007, 02:41 AM

They wanted to build Lucy in Paris, but even the french have better taste than Jersey.

bluecuracao · 08-27-2007, 02:48 AM

Ah, the French. Known only for having slightly better taste than Jersey.

Trilby · 08-27-2007, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

Ah, the French. Known only for having slightly better taste than Jersey.

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

wolf · 08-27-2007, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rexmons

we're the only state whos counties are all classified as metropolitan areas,

That is not something to be proud of.

TheMercenary · 08-27-2007, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexmons

not only cheap gasonline, but full-service cheap gasonline. also excellent italian food, the best roller coasters in the world, the most 24 hour diners in america, we're the only state whos counties are all classified as metropolitan areas, 50 different resort cities and towns, atlantic city (which has the longest boardwalk in the world) and we're building Xanadu which will have the first indoor ski slope in the country.

And don't forget more Superfund sites than any other state! Now that right there is something to be proud of. :p

Clodfobble · 08-27-2007, 10:23 AM

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~World's Largest Organ, Convention Hall, Atlantic City

Lumberjim: "What? That's nonsense, I've never been to Atlantic City."

08-26-2007, 06:31 AM	#61
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It is. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-26-2007, 11:15 AM	#62
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so...i was looking at the 'todays posts' search results...and saw that this thread had 60 replies.....and thought...oh...wonder what the hullabaloo is in there? duckduck got em all riled up again? then i realized that ali and dana had been here. and was like....oh, ok.....whatever. then i saw bruce breaking their balls..and was like....dude...i was gonna break their balls. so now.....i guess i'll just share with you the opinion that while this was mildly annoying to me.....and this type of chatting can be seen as litter on the highway of the board.....it beats the blue hell out of over-moderation. cock __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-26-2007, 11:07 PM	#63
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Very metaphorical balls, though. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

08-26-2007, 11:35 PM	#65
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	jersey gets a bad rap, i live 15 miles from newark and actually work in both jersey city and manhattan regularly. i think north jersey is considered more of a suburb to nyc especially since many people who work in the city live in jersey. all in all i think jersey is a great place to live. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

08-26-2007, 11:43 PM	#66
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Jersey is an armpit. that's just crazy talk. the only thing jersey has going for it is cheap gas. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-27-2007, 12:14 AM	#67
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	not only cheap gasonline, but full-service cheap gasonline. also excellent italian food, the best roller coasters in the world, the most 24 hour diners in america, we're the only state whos counties are all classified as metropolitan areas, 50 different resort cities and towns, atlantic city (which has the longest boardwalk in the world) and we're building Xanadu which will have the first indoor ski slope in the country. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

08-27-2007, 02:23 AM	#68
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	~The Port Newark and the Elizabeth Port Authority Marine Terminal is the largest seaport on the East Coast of North America. ~Newark-Liberty International airport is one of the country's busies: ranked 18th in World; 12th in U.S.; 3rd in Transatlantic seats after New York City's JFK and Chicago's O'Hare Airports. ~World's Largest Concrete Monument, Lincoln Park Fountain, Jersey City ~World's Largest Clock, Colgate Clock, Jersey City ~World's Largest Campus for the Study of Hasidic Judaism. Rabbinical College of America, Morristown ~World's Largest Organ, Convention Hall, Atlantic City ~World's Largest Collection of Spoons, Lambert Castle, Paterson ~World's Largest Collection of Fluorescent Minerals, Franklin Mineral Museum, Franklin ~Oldest Doll in America "Betsy Caxe," (circa 1700). Steuben House ~Golf Club Used on the Moon, Alan Shepard, Jr.'s collapsible six iron drove a golf ball on the moon (1971). On display at the USGA Golf House in Far Hills ~Second-oldest State Capital Building, Statehouse, Trenton ~Country's Largest Theme Park (Also, outside of Africa, the biggest drive-through safari) Six Flags Great Adventure & Wild Safari, Jackson ~World's Largest Collection of Wine Goblets and Champagne Glasses, Renault Winery, Egg Harbor City. ~Most buried vendetta victims, pine barrens, South Jersey. But alas, I think they lost the most polluted crown to Texas __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-27-2007, 02:30 AM	#69
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	And don't forget Lucy the Elephant, in Margate.

08-27-2007, 02:41 AM	#70
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	They wanted to build Lucy in Paris, but even the french have better taste than Jersey. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-27-2007, 02:48 AM	#71
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Ah, the French. Known only for having slightly better taste than Jersey.

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