Things To Ponder - Page 5

Aliantha · 12-08-2007, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by regular.joe

Did you bring the 3-D glasses Ali?

Yep, and a large coke.

regular.joe · 12-08-2007, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Drax

Actually, I did read the whole post.

Oh. O.K. then.

Aliantha · 12-08-2007, 03:08 AM

Drax, are you going to behave, or do I have to spank you again?

Drax · 12-08-2007, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Drax, are you going to behave, or do I have to spank you again?

SPANK ME BABY!

Aliantha · 12-08-2007, 03:18 AM

Yes, that's what I thought you'd say!

regular.joe · 12-09-2007, 12:22 AM

Aliantha · 12-09-2007, 01:15 AM

I hope there's some butter on that popcorn joe. We might need it.

regular.joe · 12-09-2007, 02:24 AM

Yea, I'll get some. Hold on a sec....looking for my other shoe....

Aliantha · 12-09-2007, 03:30 AM

Maybe it's in the middle of the street?

regular.joe · 12-09-2007, 10:31 AM

Exactly!

Cloud · 12-09-2007, 11:39 AM

not that there aren't shrink creams, just that there isn't the same amount of spam as the push for Big Dicks.

Here's what the incomparable Violet Blue says about them (on her "safe sex" page, if you are not reading your Violet Blue - shame on you - here 'tis: http://www.tinynibbles.com/violetblue.html )

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No one knows if "Shrink Creams" can hurt you. Widely available "shrink creams", "sure grip", "tighten up" and "feel like a virgin again" claim to make the vagina smaller or tighter. The key ingredient in these creams is alum. Alum absorbs water out of the outer layer of the skin; as more water is absorbed, the cells begin to swell, closing the ducts that water would normally flow through. No study has been done on the effect of these creams on the cervix, which is what they eventually end up getting rubbed on during penetration, but I'll wager it's not good. I kind of want to make the manufacturers snort a thick rail of alum, so they can study the effects on their own mucous membranes. What I really hate about these "shrink" creams is the fact that they're trading on female insecurities about the vagina not being tight, pretty or good enough for their male partner -- like we need any negative reinforcement from our pussy-phobic culture about how we look, feel or smell down there. The marketing text runs, "China Shrink Cream is formulated to tighten the vaginal walls. China Shrink Cream is to help with loose vagina due to multiple child birth and frigidity." I also want to throw up every time I see the packaging on these creams, as they are often called "oriental" or "China Shrink Cream", paralying off of racist stereotypes and exotifying Asian "sexual mystery", much the same way the porn industry fetishizes skin color and markets (I think racist) negative stereotypes about black male sexuality with its "interracial" videos.

regular.joe · 12-09-2007, 12:36 PM

ROFL...and you thought my post had nothing to do with your original question?

We are officially off the reservation.

Drax · 12-09-2007, 04:05 PM

New one: Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

regular.joe · 12-09-2007, 04:09 PM

The statement at the bottom of this post is true.

The statement at the top of this post is false.

Drax · 12-09-2007, 04:33 PM

Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

12-08-2007, 03:08 AM	#63
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Drax, are you going to behave, or do I have to spank you again? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-08-2007, 03:18 AM	#65
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yes, that's what I thought you'd say! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-09-2007, 12:22 AM	#66
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	__________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

12-09-2007, 01:15 AM	#67
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I hope there's some butter on that popcorn joe. We might need it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-09-2007, 02:24 AM	#68
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Yea, I'll get some. Hold on a sec....looking for my other shoe.... __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

12-09-2007, 03:30 AM	#69
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Maybe it's in the middle of the street? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-09-2007, 10:31 AM	#70
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Exactly! __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

12-09-2007, 12:36 PM	#72
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	ROFL...and you thought my post had nothing to do with your original question? We are officially off the reservation. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

12-09-2007, 04:05 PM	#73
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	New one: Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

12-09-2007, 04:09 PM	#74
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	The statement at the bottom of this post is true. The statement at the top of this post is false. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

12-09-2007, 04:33 PM	#75
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

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