Cellar Brawl - Page 5

Trilby · 10-03-2008, 10:24 AM

Pumpkin and Honey Bunny look up from their pancakes.

Wolf vaporizes them. The room is stunned.

classicman · 10-03-2008, 10:38 AM

Classicman jumps up, grabs hold of the chandelier and swings straight thru Wolf knocking the uzi out of her hands and into...

lumberjim · 10-03-2008, 10:42 AM

going back in time, 4 minutes, and walking in the shadows, LadySidhe returns from her 2 year Tai Chi and Yoga work shop, just in time to witness Wolf brandishing an uzi....

using her near invisibility techniques that she learned from Happy Monkey, she approaches from behind, and deftly pantses wolf with a quick, fluid judo pants grip. wolf is aghast because, contrary to her mother's persistent advice for all those years, she does NOT, in fact, have on clean underwear. In fact, she wasn't wearing any...at all......

dashing out of the bar, ....well....waddling with her pants around her ankles.....she exits, stage left to a more appropriate setting.

Treasenuak · 10-10-2008, 04:31 PM

-wisely ducks behind the bar and waits out the brawl-

Shawnee123 · 10-11-2008, 12:45 PM

<---says "psst, treasenuak, wanna hit this Cuervo?"

lumberjim · 10-11-2008, 12:49 PM

treas says 'sure', so shawnee wallops her with the bottle.

Shawnee123 · 10-11-2008, 12:50 PM

Shawnee wishes she had swallowed her tequila first, because she spits it all over the saloon.

Treasenuak · 10-11-2008, 01:23 PM

Trea is a SHE, thankyewverymuch... and she keels over from the blow to the head with the bottle, knocking over Wolf and lumberjim in the process.

TheMercenary · 10-12-2008, 05:52 AM

Merc sits quietly in the dark corner wearing dark glasses having shot a hole in his pocket and missing the good stuff altogether discovers that the leg of the table has now be shoot off at the tip and anxiously searched for packets of sugar to stick under the table to make it level again while watching Cicero hide behind his chair in the dark corner.

ZenGum · 10-12-2008, 07:33 AM

This is a brawl, Trea,at least throw something at him. A dirty look, if nothing else.

Chivalry lives.

Zen help LumberJim to his feet, and addresses him thus:

Quote:

Sir, you have insulted the honour and fine feelings of this lady. On her behalf, I demand satisfaction, and remind you that this is the brawl thread so don't go getting any ideas.

Zen strikes LJ across the cheek with a glove* and drops it on the ground in front of LJ.

* Couldn't find a real glove, so I had to use a condom from the vending machine out the back. Sorry for the indignity.

ZenGum · 10-12-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

while watching Cicero hide behind his chair in the dark corner.

Zen quickly run over to Merc and says

Quote:

Sir, Lumberjim has instructed me to say that you have insulted the honour and fine feelings of this lady. On her behalf, he demands satisfaction, and reminds you that this is the brawl thread so don't go getting any ideas.

And slaps Merc on the cheek with the glove (still a condom, I'm afraid, but a fresh one. I have standards).

Zen drags Merc back so he is standing in front of Lumberjim who is just coming to....

Cicero · 10-13-2008, 05:04 PM

Cicero stands up pleased to see the rogue with rubber still sticking to his face.

"Why thank you ever so much, kind sir". She grabs bar napkins to fan her face with, that incidentally, had been used to wipe a boogey from classic's nose earlier.

Shawnee123 · 10-13-2008, 05:07 PM

classic thanks cicero profusely.

Cicero · 10-13-2008, 05:10 PM

Treasenuak · 10-13-2008, 05:38 PM

Trea hops behind the bar and randomly starts grabbing top-shelf liquors and throwing them at people. Then she dumps liquor all over the bar top and lights it on fire.

10-03-2008, 10:24 AM	#61
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Pumpkin and Honey Bunny look up from their pancakes. Wolf vaporizes them. The room is stunned. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-03-2008, 10:38 AM	#62
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Classicman jumps up, grabs hold of the chandelier and swings straight thru Wolf knocking the uzi out of her hands and into... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-03-2008, 10:42 AM	#63
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	going back in time, 4 minutes, and walking in the shadows, LadySidhe returns from her 2 year Tai Chi and Yoga work shop, just in time to witness Wolf brandishing an uzi.... using her near invisibility techniques that she learned from Happy Monkey, she approaches from behind, and deftly pantses wolf with a quick, fluid judo pants grip. wolf is aghast because, contrary to her mother's persistent advice for all those years, she does NOT, in fact, have on clean underwear. In fact, she wasn't wearing any...at all...... dashing out of the bar, ....well....waddling with her pants around her ankles.....she exits, stage left to a more appropriate setting. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 10-03-2008 at 10:43 AM. Reason: time travel inserted

10-11-2008, 12:45 PM	#65
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	<---says "psst, treasenuak, wanna hit this Cuervo?" __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-11-2008, 12:49 PM	#66
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	treas says 'sure', so shawnee wallops her with the bottle. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 10-11-2008 at 02:18 PM. Reason: gender orienting

10-10-2008, 04:31 PM	#64
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	-wisely ducks behind the bar and waits out the brawl-

10-11-2008, 12:50 PM	#67
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Shawnee wishes she had swallowed her tequila first, because she spits it all over the saloon. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-11-2008, 01:23 PM	#68
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Trea is a SHE, thankyewverymuch... and she keels over from the blow to the head with the bottle, knocking over Wolf and lumberjim in the process.

10-12-2008, 05:52 AM	#69
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Merc sits quietly in the dark corner wearing dark glasses having shot a hole in his pocket and missing the good stuff altogether discovers that the leg of the table has now be shoot off at the tip and anxiously searched for packets of sugar to stick under the table to make it level again while watching Cicero hide behind his chair in the dark corner. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-13-2008, 05:04 PM	#72
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Cicero stands up pleased to see the rogue with rubber still sticking to his face. "Why thank you ever so much, kind sir". She grabs bar napkins to fan her face with, that incidentally, had been used to wipe a boogey from classic's nose earlier. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-13-2008, 05:07 PM	#73
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	classic thanks cicero profusely. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-13-2008, 05:10 PM	#74
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	__________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-13-2008, 05:38 PM	#75
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Trea hops behind the bar and randomly starts grabbing top-shelf liquors and throwing them at people. Then she dumps liquor all over the bar top and lights it on fire.

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