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xoxoxoBruce · 11-21-2008, 10:37 AM

Yeah yeah yeah, but where the hell are the pictures?

Treasenuak · 11-21-2008, 10:45 AM

-grins- I have SAFE for work pics uploaded on my computer... but no NSFW. Sorry, xoB. Unless you wanna come take 'em yourself? lol

Cicero · 11-21-2008, 10:46 AM

I'm into the newest fetish. No sex at all with anyone in any way. I'm digging it.

It's awesome. Anyone have advice on how not to do it, even with one's self?

It's awesome.

lumberjim · 11-21-2008, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

I'm into the newest fetish. No sex at all with anyone in any way. I'm digging it.

It's awesome. Anyone have advice on how not to do it, even with one's self?

It's awesome.

DUCT TAPE YOUR BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER!

Cicero · 11-21-2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

DUCT TAPE YOUR BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER!

How about I duct tape your cheeks together? I'll never think about sex again!! Bwuahahahaaaa!

Flint · 11-21-2008, 10:47 AM

Step on my cubes!
--Stewie Griffin

Treasenuak · 11-21-2008, 10:48 AM

How not to do it with yourself: Handcuff yourself to the bed. Give your infant child the key.

that is all. Oh, hope you don't need to eat or use the bathroom. Ever.
Good luck with that, Cic

Treasenuak · 11-21-2008, 10:59 AM

Superglue. -nods- That stuff NEVER wears off.

Aliantha · 11-21-2008, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Treasenuak

Superglue. -nods- That stuff NEVER wears off.

Oh yes it does. I know this after the time I superglued my mouth shut.

Yes yes, I'm sure some of you find that thought incredibly amusing, and extremely tantalising. Just move along. There's nothing here to see now.

Sundae · 11-21-2008, 05:14 PM

I superglued my fingers together.
I cut them apart.
It didn't hurt all that much.

Tip: if you don't really mean it, use lots of glue. Give you more non-flesh to cut.

Treasenuak · 11-21-2008, 10:09 PM

Ali... STORY!!! Please? -begs prettily-

SG... STORY!!! Please? -begs prettily-

Aliantha · 11-21-2008, 11:33 PM

Not a lot to tell really.

I couldn't get the lid off so decided to use my teeth. Stupid, but there you go. The result is in my post above.

Sundae · 11-22-2008, 09:50 AM

I think mine was something similar.
It was really the finger and thumb on my left hand. I was holding something together while I glued it I think. All I really remember was wondering if I should go to the local DIY place and ask for something to unbond them, or poke at it with various sharp obejects. I chose the latter and it worked out surprisingly well.

Cicero · 11-22-2008, 07:07 PM

Who was assuming that? I would never assume something so shitty. Not me....but who? Maybe I'm not reading back far enough.

Juniper · 11-22-2008, 09:16 PM

Well, I am not criticizing or anything, but I just don't get it. In my world, you get the kids to bed, shut the door, and have sex real quiet-like. Sometimes you get to the prize, sometimes not, but oh well, you gotta get up early the next morning anyhow, yawn. It's like you're speaking another language, and not even an earth language at that.

I'm so boring.

11-21-2008, 10:37 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah yeah yeah, but where the hell are the pictures? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-21-2008, 10:46 AM	#3
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I'm into the newest fetish. No sex at all with anyone in any way. I'm digging it. It's awesome. Anyone have advice on how not to do it, even with one's self? It's awesome. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-21-2008, 10:47 AM	#6
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Step on my cubes! --Stewie Griffin __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-21-2008, 11:33 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Not a lot to tell really. I couldn't get the lid off so decided to use my teeth. Stupid, but there you go. The result is in my post above. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-22-2008, 07:07 PM	#14
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Who was assuming that? I would never assume something so shitty. Not me....but who? Maybe I'm not reading back far enough. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-21-2008, 10:45 AM	#2
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	-grins- I have SAFE for work pics uploaded on my computer... but no NSFW. Sorry, xoB. Unless you wanna come take 'em yourself? lol

11-21-2008, 10:48 AM	#7
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	How not to do it with yourself: Handcuff yourself to the bed. Give your infant child the key. that is all. Oh, hope you don't need to eat or use the bathroom. Ever. Good luck with that, Cic

11-21-2008, 10:59 AM	#8
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Superglue. -nods- That stuff NEVER wears off.

11-21-2008, 05:14 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I superglued my fingers together. I cut them apart. It didn't hurt all that much. Tip: if you don't really mean it, use lots of glue. Give you more non-flesh to cut.

11-21-2008, 10:09 PM	#11
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Ali... STORY!!! Please? -begs prettily- SG... STORY!!! Please? -begs prettily-

11-22-2008, 09:50 AM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think mine was something similar. It was really the finger and thumb on my left hand. I was holding something together while I glued it I think. All I really remember was wondering if I should go to the local DIY place and ask for something to unbond them, or poke at it with various sharp obejects. I chose the latter and it worked out surprisingly well.

11-22-2008, 09:16 PM	#15
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Well, I am not criticizing or anything, but I just don't get it. In my world, you get the kids to bed, shut the door, and have sex real quiet-like. Sometimes you get to the prize, sometimes not, but oh well, you gotta get up early the next morning anyhow, yawn. It's like you're speaking another language, and not even an earth language at that. I'm so boring.

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