Why are 'trolls' so successful on the Cellar? - Page 5

DanaC · 12-17-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

No, thanks. I can't keep up with demand as it is.

Sorry, Shaw, could you repeat that, your voice is muffled by that mouthful of cock :P

Shawnee123 · 12-17-2009, 01:20 PM

mwaamaaamawahaahmwaa?

lumberjim · 12-17-2009, 01:25 PM

wow...thanks for the visual

classicman · 12-17-2009, 02:16 PM

What visual? Pics or it never happened . . .

I kid, I kid

TheMercenary · 12-17-2009, 05:17 PM

Troll · 12-18-2009, 07:33 PM

Ok here I am.The real Troll of teh netz has arrived!

Now, lets discuss Hitler and Abortion in the same thread.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-19-2009, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Troll

Now, lets discuss Hitler and Abortion in the same thread.

Think we should cram Gun Control in there too? And/or Gay Shotgun Weddings?

Sundae · 12-19-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Think we should cram Gun Control in there too? And/or Gay Shotgun Weddings?

Shurely a shotgun wedding is where Dad stands by with a shotgun, so the ne'er-do-well that's deflowered his daughter does the right thing by her. How does that happen in a Gay Marriage?

I spose it could work. Some little twink comes home and tells Dad he's in love with the first man to penetrate him, and Dad tracks him down with a gun and forces him to move to Vermont...?

toranokaze · 12-19-2009, 02:46 AM

I have always thought Hitler should get an abortion

classicman · 12-19-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze

I have always thought Hitler's mom should've got an abortion

fixed that for ya.

TheMercenary · 12-19-2009, 09:51 AM

LOL @ SG.

thanks for the giggle.

Clodfobble · 12-19-2009, 12:08 PM

Maybe it's when the parents force a straight wedding on the gay son? Rumor has it that my in-laws, still in severe denial about their obviously gay son, once informed him and his female roommate that they did not approve of this "living in sin" they were doing, and insisted they get married. Not even the accidental discovery of gay porn in the apartment could convince them they were really just roommates.

ZenGum · 12-19-2009, 03:49 PM

Now that is funny.

Provided you don't stop to think how it is messing up the poor guy's life.

Clodfobble · 12-20-2009, 09:37 AM

Oh that was like 15 years ago--after the father passed away the mother sort of accepted reality. A boyfriend or two has even come for Christmas. They are just his "friend," but they do get token presents.

Sundae · 12-20-2009, 12:08 PM

Reminds me of a story - no idea where I read it, it might be apocryphal, it might have been set out as truth.

A mother visits her gay son, who has not come out to her yet. He lives with his lover in a two bedroom flat, one single and one double room. He tells her that he will be sleeping on the sofa for the duration of her visit, giving up the single bed in his bedroom.

After she leaves, his flatmate notices a set of very valuable silver spoons are missing. They check and check, but they are definitely gone. The only person through the door recently (apart from them) is the mother.

Horribly embarrassed, the son calls and says, "Mum I'm so sorry to ask, but did you by chance take our silver spoons?"

"No." Says Mum. "They're right where I left them, under your duvet. Anything you'd like to tell me son?"

12-17-2009, 01:20 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	mwaamaaamawahaahmwaa? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-17-2009, 01:25 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wow...thanks for the visual __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-17-2009, 02:16 PM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	What visual? Pics or it never happened . . . I kid, I kid __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-17-2009, 05:17 PM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-19-2009, 02:46 AM	#9
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I have always thought Hitler should get an abortion __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

12-18-2009, 07:33 PM	#6
Troll Soylent Greenhorn Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 25	Ok here I am.The real Troll of teh netz has arrived! Now, lets discuss Hitler and Abortion in the same thread.

12-19-2009, 09:51 AM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	LOL @ SG. thanks for the giggle. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-19-2009, 12:08 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Maybe it's when the parents force a straight wedding on the gay son? Rumor has it that my in-laws, still in severe denial about their obviously gay son, once informed him and his female roommate that they did not approve of this "living in sin" they were doing, and insisted they get married. Not even the accidental discovery of gay porn in the apartment could convince them they were really just roommates. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-19-2009, 03:49 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Now that is funny. Provided you don't stop to think how it is messing up the poor guy's life. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-20-2009, 09:37 AM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Oh that was like 15 years ago--after the father passed away the mother sort of accepted reality. A boyfriend or two has even come for Christmas. They are just his "friend," but they do get token presents. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-20-2009, 12:08 PM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Reminds me of a story - no idea where I read it, it might be apocryphal, it might have been set out as truth. A mother visits her gay son, who has not come out to her yet. He lives with his lover in a two bedroom flat, one single and one double room. He tells her that he will be sleeping on the sofa for the duration of her visit, giving up the single bed in his bedroom. After she leaves, his flatmate notices a set of very valuable silver spoons are missing. They check and check, but they are definitely gone. The only person through the door recently (apart from them) is the mother. Horribly embarrassed, the son calls and says, "Mum I'm so sorry to ask, but did you by chance take our silver spoons?" "No." Says Mum. "They're right where I left them, under your duvet. Anything you'd like to tell me son?" Last edited by Sundae; 12-20-2009 at 12:53 PM.

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