The most important mission, ever.

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Congratulations! You are the next lucky contestant on "Survivor". No, this thread isn't dedicated to the show itself, this is a place where you make plans to bid farewell to the normal, boring, everyday confines of rural society.

I am going to be gone for at least a week and I am taking with me only things I can carry comfortably with both hands, and aside from the clothing on my back- here is my list of mandatory items for my vacation in hell, each with a helpful explanation:

1. Motley Crue's "shout at the devil", 'cause just holding the cd gets me very excited.

2. Okay, I lied a little about my list. I am wearing a LED ZEPPELIN t-shirt because it is my way of letting others know that LED ZEPPELIN is #1, and if they don't like it then they probably won't like me either and should just like get the hell out of the way and like get to know someone else and stuff. Dude.

3. I'm not wearing any pants.)

4. Alright I admit I lied about the helpful explanations. There's the guy that did it, GET HIM!

5. I lied about everything. Survivor sucks!

6. Attention defecit RULES!!