12/4/2002: Sheep poetry - Page 5

Torrere · 12-08-2002, 11:46 PM

I'd be vastly more likely to attempt to take the train =]. It might be feasible!

Do I get Turquoise?

Cam · 12-08-2002, 11:52 PM

Well either way just as long as your on the move, seeing differnet country and joking with convenience store clerks(or their equivalant on the trian ride) listening to music so much your getting sick of it, and eating food from a sack it's all good.

elSicomoro · 12-08-2002, 11:56 PM

"Turquoise" is yours, Torrere.

Griff · 12-09-2002, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR
My pilots license does not allow me to fly helicopters.

I'm thinking thats the least of our problems.

jaguar · 12-09-2002, 06:55 AM

wolf enough people already think you're lost without writing it on your back.

Can i be tampon?

BrianR · 12-09-2002, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by MaggieL

Oh? How much turbine time do you have? Do you know how to start one?

Uh...zero. But I *do* know how to start one. You pick up all kinds of stuff hanging around military pilots.

A herkybird has four... so you won't be too stressed if you lose one, I guess. :-)

IF. What are the chances, really?

warch · 12-09-2002, 12:48 PM

Quote:

My pilots license does not allow me to fly helicopters.

No prob. I have your artistic license right here which, of course, includes all vehicles real and imagined.

And jag, jeni's our tampon, (dammit!) She will bring the energy and pride necessary for the dynamic interpretation of feminine protection.

wolf · 12-09-2002, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by jaguar
wolf enough people already think you're lost without writing it on your back.

I'm not lost. I'm "discombobulated". :P

MaggieL · 12-09-2002, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR

IF. What are the chances, really?

Depends how nice you are to them during/after start. An abused turbine is more likely to throw a blade.

I'd suggest getting hold of the POH if you wanna fly one, at least you'll know how to feather it. I've got 1 hour in KC-135 (simulator)...but that's a turbojet; no prop to feather.

BrianR · 12-09-2002, 03:08 PM

Feathering position should be labelled right on the throttle quadrant on the prop controls. IIRC, all multi-engine planes have that, unless they changed something. I should just pull the blade angle to maximum, full, or whatever it says there.

I remember my engine-out training even though I have yet to go for my ME rating. I also have to pad my SE time a bit before I can upgrade to my IFR ticket, which is next after passing my BFR. The rules state I cannot be rated until I have 200 hours TT in VFR...I can, however, train under the hood.

Brian

Griff · 12-09-2002, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by warch

No prob. I have your artistic license right here which, of course, includes all vehicles real and imagined.

And jag, jeni's our tampon, (dammit!) She will bring the energy and pride necessary for the dynamic interpretation of feminine protection.

I hesitate to bring this up but isn't Jag a red head?

Cam · 12-09-2002, 03:40 PM

Undertoad · 12-09-2002, 03:47 PM

A lot of people say he's a stuck-up cunt, but..

Joke! Joke, it was a joke.

warch · 12-09-2002, 05:02 PM

Now see...! Jeni would bring a subtle dynamism to her interpretation of the role. Perhaps gently dragging a string along behind her... Wait a minnit, who's vagina?

elSicomoro · 12-09-2002, 05:15 PM

Wouldn't being a tampon make Jeni a dyke?

(Maybe this should have been placed in the Tasteless Jokes thread.)

12-08-2002, 11:52 PM	#62
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	Well either way just as long as your on the move, seeing differnet country and joking with convenience store clerks(or their equivalant on the trian ride) listening to music so much your getting sick of it, and eating food from a sack it's all good. __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

12-09-2002, 06:55 AM	#65
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	wolf enough people already think you're lost without writing it on your back. Can i be tampon? __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

12-09-2002, 03:08 PM	#70
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Feathering position should be labelled right on the throttle quadrant on the prop controls. IIRC, all multi-engine planes have that, unless they changed something. I should just pull the blade angle to maximum, full, or whatever it says there. I remember my engine-out training even though I have yet to go for my ME rating. I also have to pad my SE time a bit before I can upgrade to my IFR ticket, which is next after passing my BFR. The rules state I cannot be rated until I have 200 hours TT in VFR...I can, however, train under the hood. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-09-2002, 03:40 PM	#72
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	__________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

12-08-2002, 11:46 PM	#61
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	I'd be vastly more likely to attempt to take the train =]. It might be feasible! Do I get Turquoise?

12-08-2002, 11:56 PM	#63
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"Turquoise" is yours, Torrere.

12-09-2002, 03:47 PM	#73
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	A lot of people say he's a stuck-up cunt, but.. Joke! Joke, it was a joke.

12-09-2002, 05:02 PM	#74
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Now see...! Jeni would bring a subtle dynamism to her interpretation of the role. Perhaps gently dragging a string along behind her... Wait a minnit, who's vagina?

12-09-2002, 05:15 PM	#75
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Wouldn't being a tampon make Jeni a dyke? (Maybe this should have been placed in the Tasteless Jokes thread.)

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