How tall are dwellars? - Page 5

Lola Bunny · 01-15-2013, 09:47 PM

Ohhhhhhhh........

Big Sarge · 01-15-2013, 10:24 PM

i think a female cellarite should measure. oh, please make sure you measure more than once. we don't want any mistakes. lola bunny - would you be the official??

Trilby · 01-15-2013, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I am very, very disappointed by the Vitruvian man thing.

you know Leo was a little trickster.

Trilby · 01-15-2013, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

That'll just start an argument about the nature of infinity.

Oh, wow.

I needed that laugh.

Trilby · 01-15-2013, 10:54 PM

Re: Penii.

I've seen tons. literally tons of them. (I WAS a nurse, you know) and while they do differ it's really only the Lock Ness types or the pencil erasers that get any mention. Some do bend definitely one way or the other; a curve if you will. I had one of those. He was mind blowing. Also had a Nessie. Amazing. Truly a work of art. I wanted to take a pic but he wouldn't let me (not that he was shy he just didn't want to be recognized) It was the length from the second line on my wrist to the tip of my middle finger and had girth, baby, girth. He was the best screw and the worst person I ever met.

ZenGum · 01-15-2013, 11:03 PM

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It was the length from the second line on my wrist to the tip of my middle finger

Which is... in actual measurements ... ???

BigV · 01-15-2013, 11:50 PM

a palm? a hand?

Big Sarge · 01-16-2013, 01:06 PM

Oh well, I'd probably end up with the short end of the stick

Trilby · 01-16-2013, 01:11 PM

seven and NEARLY one half inches. you guys in Oz know inches? should I convert?

Trilby · 01-16-2013, 01:23 PM

like so...

Trilby · 01-16-2013, 01:25 PM

maybe better view of tape measure

Trilby · 01-16-2013, 01:27 PM

19.05 cm

glatt · 01-16-2013, 01:30 PM

clearly it was memorable for you.

Sundae · 01-16-2013, 01:31 PM

You look cross there Tril.
Or are you just missing it?

Too Much Information Below.
You have been warned.

I had a long flirtation and a lovely snog with someone in my office. I've never judged a man by his penis before, but this one was like a pencil. I felt ham-fisted giving him a hand shandy. I broke up with him just after Christmas. I knew I would, so I bought him an extravagent present. The really awful thing was he took me to meet his family on Boxing Day - aaaaargh.

But in my defence the man who I had the best foreplay with (it wasn't one-sided!) had the shortest dick. Poor chap. He was simply born with it, it's not something you can work on. And the man had the tongue of an angel.

Big Sarge · 01-16-2013, 01:41 PM

geez, I wish I had never brought this up

View Poll Results: How high are you? In inches.
53	0	0%
54	0	0%
55	0	0%
56	0	0%
57	2	4.76%
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59	0	0%
60	1	2.38%
61	1	2.38%
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65	1	2.38%
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76	1	2.38%
less than 53 or more than 76	2	4.76%
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01-15-2013, 10:24 PM	#62
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	i think a female cellarite should measure. oh, please make sure you measure more than once. we don't want any mistakes. lola bunny - would you be the official?? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

01-15-2013, 10:54 PM	#65
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Re: Penii. I've seen tons. literally tons of them. (I WAS a nurse, you know) and while they do differ it's really only the Lock Ness types or the pencil erasers that get any mention. Some do bend definitely one way or the other; a curve if you will. I had one of those. He was mind blowing. Also had a Nessie. Amazing. Truly a work of art. I wanted to take a pic but he wouldn't let me (not that he was shy he just didn't want to be recognized) It was the length from the second line on my wrist to the tip of my middle finger and had girth, baby, girth. He was the best screw and the worst person I ever met. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-15-2013, 11:50 PM	#67
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	a palm? a hand? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-16-2013, 01:06 PM	#68
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Oh well, I'd probably end up with the short end of the stick __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

01-15-2013, 09:47 PM	#61
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Ohhhhhhhh........

01-16-2013, 01:11 PM	#69
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	seven and NEARLY one half inches. you guys in Oz know inches? should I convert? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-16-2013, 01:23 PM	#70
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	David... like so... Attached Images __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-16-2013, 01:25 PM	#71
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	maybe better view of tape measure Attached Images __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-16-2013, 01:27 PM	#72
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	19.05 cm __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-16-2013, 01:30 PM	#73
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	clearly it was memorable for you.

01-16-2013, 01:31 PM	#74
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You look cross there Tril. Or are you just missing it? Too Much Information Below. You have been warned. I had a long flirtation and a lovely snog with someone in my office. I've never judged a man by his penis before, but this one was like a pencil. I felt ham-fisted giving him a hand shandy. I broke up with him just after Christmas. I knew I would, so I bought him an extravagent present. The really awful thing was he took me to meet his family on Boxing Day - aaaaargh. But in my defence the man who I had the best foreplay with (it wasn't one-sided!) had the shortest dick. Poor chap. He was simply born with it, it's not something you can work on. And the man had the tongue of an angel. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-16-2013, 01:41 PM	#75
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	geez, I wish I had never brought this up __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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