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Yeah, tha's nice and all... No jokes about "your sweet ass" or "stick with me, honey" or "tickle him now while he can't move!"?
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still says videotape
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Lil Griff was sitting in with some pro-musicians for a production of Godspell. One of her guy friends made a crack about the atheist kid bringing some needed ironic drumming to the show giving Satan a leg up. The band director, who is beloved by all the kids, was on bass and misheard the remark as erotic drumming and playfully smacked the kid in the head. Lil Griff's friends are now calling her the erotic drummer.
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#738 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Erotic drummer? Does she have a sex cymbal?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#739 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Zen.
You Are On Report.
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#740 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Minifobette's been watching this video on Sesame Street about things that float in water. Cookie monster yells, "WOOD FLOATS!" or "ROCK SINKS!" etc.
Today, she's in the bathroom and suddenly she yells, in her best Cookie Monster voice, "OH! POOP SINKS!" |
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#741 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Depends how fatty it is.....
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#742 |
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Griff, Clodfobble, those are great stories! Kids! They say the darndest things!
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#743 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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"When the double yellow lines in the road split up like that, it reminds me of DNA replication"
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#744 |
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Ha! Which future biologist said that?
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I hear them call the tide
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Hebe
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#746 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Mav walks into the house and Aden calls out from his room, "Oi Mav, did you see an ugly kid with brown hair wearing blue boardies while you were out?", Mav replies, "You mean besides me?", as he stands there in blue boardies with his brown hair.
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#748 |
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They're quick witted, aren't they? haaaahahahha!
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#749 |
trying hard to be a better person
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They are very funny at times.
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My orchestra teacher used to tell us, "Yes, you're very funny... but looks aren't everything."
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