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#7591 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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#7592 |
I got nothing
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central PA
Posts: 486
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Jesus Christ! for 79.9% APR you'd think they could wave the damn $75 annual fee.....
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#7593 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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i think a meme in a pink bunny suit might also be pretty scary.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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#7594 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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#7595 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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That kid is about to find out how that bank's customers feel...
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#7596 |
Named After the Family Dog
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl
Posts: 79
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Appalling! What kind of people are these?
Don't they know that a python should never be left in the untrained, unknowledgable hands of a blubbering infant? |
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#7597 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Yeah, poor snake.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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#7598 |
Professor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Houston TX
Posts: 1,857
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How wrong can it be?
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#7599 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Roof on the bottom?
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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#7600 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
Posts: 4,968
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Raincoat. For the beheaded.
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"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller |
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#7601 |
Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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Especially if you were beheaded, wouldn't you want a hood? To. . .you know, keep the rain out?
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
Posts: 7,016
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#7603 |
Named After the Family Dog
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl
Posts: 79
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Just because you've lost your head doesn't mean you have to give up flashing.
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#7604 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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"He was a dapper gentleman, an aficionado of the haberdashery arts. This fine trench was designed with him in mind: a headless man need not fret over his lack of the most current chapeau. With this coat, all eyes would be on the fine lines and gentle stitching of the most refined among us."
Ichabod Trench # 4738 Tan or Black Mens S, M, L, XL --From the J Peterman catalog (not really)
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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#7605 |
Named After the Family Dog
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl
Posts: 79
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"We've designed our raincoats with you, the flasher, in mind.
Why fumble with cumbersome buttons? Our faux buttons with velcro closure in front ensure a quick flash any where, any time. Whether you prefer flashing at the local playground, the campus parking lot or the public library, our finely tailored raincoats will have you looking your best....until you reveal your worst." The Flasher Classic Tan or Black Mens S, M , L, XL --From the Martha Stewart Collection for KMart (Thanks to Shawnee for the inspiration.) |
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