What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 51

footfootfoot · 02-25-2012, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

i got sniped today! there was no way to avoid it!! they had the entrances and exits totally covered with at least 4 on each side!! i avoided their assault on the way in but on the way out i not only got hit from the left, i got caught up in a nasty crossfire from the right!! yes. i bought girl scout cookies at kroger today.

Dude, I thought you liked lesbians. If you don't support girl scouts where will tomorrow's lesbians come from?

ZenGum · 02-25-2012, 05:47 PM

Girl scouts.

They know where you live.

They know how to make fire.

Buy the damn cookies.

plthijinx · 02-25-2012, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Dude, I thought you liked lesbians. If you don't support girl scouts where will tomorrow's lesbians come from?

true true. but i like the str8 ones too!

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Originally Posted by zengum

Girl scouts.

They know where you live.

They know how to make fire.

Buy the damn cookies.

oh lawd! i may not sleep tonight!

plthijinx · 02-25-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

The little buggers were at the swim meet last weekend and are now here at the Hockey rink DO NOT WANT!

give in. i am your father luke!

monster · 02-25-2012, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

give in. i am your father luke!

my father was called fred.....

Sundae · 02-26-2012, 02:33 AM

Right.

ZenGum · 02-26-2012, 05:45 AM

That's what he said.

Trilby · 02-26-2012, 06:47 AM

Ga-roan.

(Tho actually I thought it was v. Cute)

plthijinx · 02-27-2012, 06:56 PM

right said fred

ZenGum · 02-27-2012, 07:18 PM

The nun fainted.

footfootfoot · 02-27-2012, 09:09 PM

Laughter on five...four... three... ... ...

Lamplighter · 02-28-2012, 11:13 AM

Sarah Palin can't catch a break anymore
... anything happening Wasila comes back to her.

death+taxes
Liza Eckert
2/28/12

Sarah Palin’s hometown is no fan of vaginas

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The local high school in Wasilla commissioned a statue that was supposed to represent the school’s mascot,
the Warriors, with a shield surrounded by feathers, and a hand print to symbolize good deeds.
But this is a high school, full of teenagers, so the vagina jokes started almost immediately.

Three days after it was erected, the school covered it in a tarp, ostensibly to protect it from vandalism.
But fortunately they reconsidered and removed the covering.

The artists, Jim Dault and Shala Dobson, held workshops at the school to explain the meaning
behind the piece to students, who will probably continue to make vagina jokes anyway.

footfootfoot · 02-28-2012, 11:34 AM

It looks more like someone shoved a giant Titleist in there and left a hand print.

classicman · 02-28-2012, 11:41 AM

^^^WHS^^^

Sundae · 02-28-2012, 11:51 AM

Firstly, that don't look nothing like my vaj.
Secondly, what's wrong with a bit of snatch anyway, it's the closest many of those boys will come in years.

02-25-2012, 05:47 PM	#752
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Girl scouts. They know where you live. They know how to make fire. Buy the damn cookies. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-26-2012, 05:45 AM	#757
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's what he said. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-26-2012, 06:47 AM	#758
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ga-roan. (Tho actually I thought it was v. Cute) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-27-2012, 06:56 PM	#759
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	right said fred __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

02-27-2012, 07:18 PM	#760
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The nun fainted. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-26-2012, 02:33 AM	#756
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Right.

02-27-2012, 09:09 PM	#761
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Laughter on five...four... three... ... ... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-28-2012, 11:34 AM	#763
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It looks more like someone shoved a giant Titleist in there and left a hand print. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-28-2012, 11:41 AM	#764
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	^^^WHS^^^ __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-28-2012, 11:51 AM	#765
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Firstly, that don't look nothing like my vaj. Secondly, what's wrong with a bit of snatch anyway, it's the closest many of those boys will come in years.

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