The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Nothingland
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-08-2008, 09:56 AM   #751
Madman
has left the building.
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 455
I made four (4) posts today!

<sigh> I feel like "Tommy."
Madman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-09-2008, 05:58 PM   #752
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
If I haven't said it before - although I think I have - thanks to Cloud for this thead. Sometimes it's just what I need.

I don't like Eddie Murphy.
I wasn't all that keen on him anyway. I don't find him all that funny.
But a big push was when he knocked up Mel B and then denied it.
I know men can't be sure whether the child is their's. It's hard. But IMHO it's so disrespectful if you are in the public eye (and the mother has her own money FFS) to make the assumption that the woman is a liar.

Nasty.
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-09-2008, 06:02 PM   #753
HungLikeJesus
Only looks like a disaster tourist
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
Eddie Murphy knocked up Mel Brooks? Or Mel Blanc?

I've wanted to clone this thread for a long time, but have resisted.
__________________
Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn

SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.
HungLikeJesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-09-2008, 06:17 PM   #754
Cloud
...
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 8,360
You're welcome, SG!

So, I have a packet of glass wipes in my drawer. And a packet of regular wipies (aka butt wipes).

Hope I don't mix them up!
__________________
"Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"
Cloud is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2008, 06:08 AM   #755
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
I've just been shopping for screen cleaning products for work.
Ouch - expensive.

Trouble is, our cleaner is pretty generous when using products. I have to find a way to tell her that the tiny bottle is supposed to clean 300 screens. Without being patronising. Hmmmmm.
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2008, 08:40 AM   #756
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
I spent my lunch break watching clips from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Which after all makes being a ho look like being in a sorority (no dig intended).

So I am happy to be a post whore this afternoon.

Anyway.
When I first started my anti-depressants I was in a very bad way.
I couldn't do anything. Including wash. I noticed that the pills gave me a very meaty scent. As opposed to the vinegar scent I had when (for valid reasons) I'd had to go a couple of days without washing properly (festivals, broken plumbing etc).

So today, when I smelt a really meaty smell drifting through the office I was slightly paranoid. I didn't connect it consciously, but thought it must be me immediately. When my colleague came in with a bowl of chilli I put the various thoughts together and relaxed.

But apparently smell is the best trigger for memory.
Took me right back to those horrid days.
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2008, 01:11 PM   #757
Clodfobble
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
Coincidentally, I just finished a bowl of turkey chili myself.
Clodfobble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2008, 01:21 PM   #758
Flint
Snowflake
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
I like a good meaty smell in a woman.
__________________
******************
There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
Flint is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2008, 11:37 PM   #759
classicman
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
Its 11:37 at this moment
__________________
"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
classicman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2008, 07:15 AM   #760
DucksNuts
Bitchy Little Brat
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
Its Friday evening and not even 9.30pm and I am in bed already
DucksNuts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2008, 06:56 PM   #761
My name is mud
Smooth Ruffian
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Austin
Posts: 47
Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? .... Me so horny. Me love you long time.
My name is mud is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2008, 07:44 PM   #762
Cloud
...
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 8,360
wow, an actual whore-y post
__________________
"Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"
Cloud is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2008, 08:20 PM   #763
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
Shit - why do I gravitate to Moulin Rouge when I'm tired and drunk?
I mean I love musicals, but it makes me cry every time. And not because she dies either, just because love is reserved for the beautiful. I mean she's a disease riddled whore. But of course she inspires a lifelong love. Of course.

Think about it. From Romeo & Juliet onwards, all the "great" love stories involve either love at first sight or women who are incredibly beautiful. Usually both. * Jane Eyre is an exception and she ends up with a blind, scarred old man because she is plain and a goody-goody so that's okay*

I hate the idea that every account of true love starts with someone young, lithe and impeccable manners. Go on, I challange you to find me a FEMALEW anti-hero. Even Tank Girl was fit.

Ignore me. It just rubs. Like a blister. It doesn't affect my life, but it's there every move I make.

I stop drinking tomorrow. I intend.
Hopefully I'll stop getting so damn maudlin.
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-14-2008, 10:14 AM   #764
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
59, now 62
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-14-2008, 10:26 AM   #765
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
65
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
dum, oh the whorror


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:50 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.