Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 51

Aliantha · 04-10-2012, 05:15 PM

haha...I'm going to remember that one Clod. I'm sure I'll be able to use it today even. I'm taking the kids to the beach, so there's bound to be idiocy involved.

SteveDallas · 04-13-2012, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

"When the double yellow lines in the road split up like that, it reminds me of DNA replication"

Wait till she sees this.

ZenGum · 04-13-2012, 08:06 PM

Dude, she's 14, and kinda dating. We're still worried about the "Hotter Otters" thing.

monster · 04-13-2012, 08:19 PM

She's not dating the Hotter Otters Guy. He wanted to last year, but she was all "ew that'd be like dating my brother". Swimmers kinda don't date each other so much -I suspect because swimsuits hide nothing so they have to act more like family to preserve their dignity/sanity

Aliantha · 04-14-2012, 06:20 PM

Specially the boys. lol

Sundae · 07-14-2012, 07:22 AM

Mum-isms.

- "You will eat today, won't you? I don't want you fainting on me tonight!"
- "Don't worry, I'll eat. Erm... I've never fainted in my life..."
- "Well you know, cold night, no food, long walk."

Does she really think I never eat?
And it's going to be 13 degrees tonight. Hardly Arctic conditions.
Still, I assume it all comes from a place of love. That and me not embarrassing her with my fainting behaviour

Aliantha · 07-14-2012, 06:55 PM

lol...so you can wear your purple petti?

DucksNuts · 07-15-2012, 04:50 AM

Addi..."Tyler said the F word! Can I tell you it? I know its bad, but can I tell you?"
Me..."Just this once"
Addi....eyes real big...."SHIT!"

Undertoad · 07-15-2012, 06:39 AM

Sundae · 07-15-2012, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

lol...so you can wear your purple petti?

I didn't in the end because it was raining right up until we left. I was glad I chose not to - I wore a standard pink skirt and the bottom was liberally splashed with mud and scratched by bushes.

The petti deserves better treatment - especially on its virgin voyage.
Am hoping to wear it to add a gothic touch under my black skirt when I go out with colleagues in August. No-one will have seen anythig like it

footfootfoot · 07-15-2012, 09:19 AM

You totally should have mock fainted.

Aliantha · 07-15-2012, 07:14 PM

Addi needs to pay more attention at school. lol

footfootfoot · 07-28-2012, 11:06 AM

Me: (Muttering in the kitchen) What is the world coming to?
mm: (From the dining room) Daddy, worlds have always been that way.

monster · 09-30-2012, 08:19 PM

Swimmer Girl: I love the smell of laundry detergent, is that weird?
Me: Not really, you're supposed to like it otherwise what's the point?
Swimmer Girl: It's really good
Me: Wait, that's a whites load -that's bleach you can smell. Chlorine......

paraphrasing a conversation from this morning

ZenGum · 09-30-2012, 11:35 PM

I love the smell of chlorine in the morning...

04-10-2012, 05:15 PM	#751
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	haha...I'm going to remember that one Clod. I'm sure I'll be able to use it today even. I'm taking the kids to the beach, so there's bound to be idiocy involved. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-13-2012, 08:06 PM	#753
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Dude, she's 14, and kinda dating. We're still worried about the "Hotter Otters" thing. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-13-2012, 08:19 PM	#754
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	She's not dating the Hotter Otters Guy. He wanted to last year, but she was all "ew that'd be like dating my brother". Swimmers kinda don't date each other so much -I suspect because swimsuits hide nothing so they have to act more like family to preserve their dignity/sanity __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-14-2012, 06:20 PM	#755
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Specially the boys. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-14-2012, 07:22 AM	#756
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Mum-isms. - "You will eat today, won't you? I don't want you fainting on me tonight!" - "Don't worry, I'll eat. Erm... I've never fainted in my life..." - "Well you know, cold night, no food, long walk." Does she really think I never eat? And it's going to be 13 degrees tonight. Hardly Arctic conditions. Still, I assume it all comes from a place of love. That and me not embarrassing her with my fainting behaviour __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-14-2012, 06:55 PM	#757
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...so you can wear your purple petti? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-15-2012, 04:50 AM	#758
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Addi..."Tyler said the F word! Can I tell you it? I know its bad, but can I tell you?" Me..."Just this once" Addi....eyes real big...."SHIT!"

07-15-2012, 06:39 AM	#759
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

07-15-2012, 09:19 AM	#761
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You totally should have mock fainted. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-15-2012, 07:14 PM	#762
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Addi needs to pay more attention at school. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-28-2012, 11:06 AM	#763
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Me: (Muttering in the kitchen) What is the world coming to? mm: (From the dining room) Daddy, worlds have always been that way. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-30-2012, 08:19 PM	#764
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Swimmer Girl: I love the smell of laundry detergent, is that weird? Me: Not really, you're supposed to like it otherwise what's the point? Swimmer Girl: It's really good Me: Wait, that's a whites load -that's bleach you can smell. Chlorine...... paraphrasing a conversation from this morning __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-30-2012, 11:35 PM	#765
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I love the smell of chlorine in the morning... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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