There's lumberthing I want to tell you - Page 52

xoxoxoBruce · 10-20-2016, 01:29 PM

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but that kid is going to school on Monday, for sure... goddamnit

Clodfobble · 10-20-2016, 01:34 PM

Darn right, I've got bon-bons to eat and soap operas to watch!

Gravdigr · 10-20-2016, 01:58 PM

Glad to hear everyone made it through the butcher's shop with no difficulties.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-20-2016, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Darn right, I've got bon-bons to eat and soap operas to watch!

My hairdresser who finally got both her boys in school, told me today she having another boy. I told her your story and response to my remark. She laughed for 5 minutes.

lumberjim · 10-21-2016, 01:10 AM

I haven't actually heard from tarheel yet. His GS said he had left his phone at home, so I'm wondering if they kept him another day. Too late at night to be texting him now, so I'll try to get him in the morning.

lumberjim · 10-21-2016, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

My hairdresser who finally got both her boys in school, told me today she having another boy. I told her your story and response to my remark. She laughed for 5 minutes.

Your hairdresser? Hairdresser? What is this I don't even

Griff · 10-21-2016, 07:05 AM

Some Millennial thing no doubt.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-21-2016, 09:04 AM

She's the only one who can cut my beard properly. She had her own little barbershop near me years ago and I've followed her to several shops since. But technically she's a hairdresser, the difference being not being able to legally shave with a razor. Since I'm a strong supporter of equal opportunity for women I'm willing to overlook she has great cleavage.

lumberjim · 10-21-2016, 12:03 PM

Great cleavage goes a long way. I have to do my own beard. And I have to be just the right amount of drunk to do it. I did it weds night, and it's looking nice right now. 3 weeks into the winter beard. Transition from goatee completed. New haircut too. I'm dead sexy.

Tarheel is ok, too. He's still in the hospital, but he's doing fine. He'll have to go back in to do the other side soon, but he gets out once his lungs clear up. Quit smoking.

Gravdigr · 10-21-2016, 12:36 PM

One of Momdigr's friends used to cut my hair when I was a teen. Brushed those big, lovely boobs up against me over and over and over...

I wonder if she has any idea how that affected me? I bet she did/does. If she did, she never said anything when she pulled the sheet off, sproingoing.

Good times, man, good times.

lumberjim · 10-21-2016, 02:13 PM

I had a dental hygienist that gave me localized high blood pressure like that.

glatt · 10-21-2016, 03:03 PM

They have to know. How can they not?

lumberjim · 10-21-2016, 03:12 PM

She totally knew. This was when I was 20 and very fit. I could have hit it easily, but I was just starting dating jinx. She still appeared in the crank bank frequently. buxom blonde, older by 10 years or so... oops, I got wood.

captainhook455 · 10-21-2016, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Heard from tarheel just now. He's good.

The girl?

Yes, I am good. Very good.
I am still in the hospital waiting to breathe better. They won't let me go until then. Doc cleared my right artery in my neck and soon he will do the left. LJ is a depraved individual. Don't ya just luv him.

tarheel

captainhook455 · 10-21-2016, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

You're a good mom.

So are you. Ha ha ha. Still have that cat? Bwaha ha ha!

tarheel

10-20-2016, 01:34 PM	#767
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10-20-2016, 01:58 PM	#768
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Glad to hear everyone made it through the butcher's shop with no difficulties. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-21-2016, 01:10 AM	#770
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I haven't actually heard from tarheel yet. His GS said he had left his phone at home, so I'm wondering if they kept him another day. Too late at night to be texting him now, so I'll try to get him in the morning. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-21-2016, 07:05 AM	#772
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Some Millennial thing no doubt. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-21-2016, 09:04 AM	#773
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	She's the only one who can cut my beard properly. She had her own little barbershop near me years ago and I've followed her to several shops since. But technically she's a hairdresser, the difference being not being able to legally shave with a razor. Since I'm a strong supporter of equal opportunity for women I'm willing to overlook she has great cleavage. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-21-2016, 12:03 PM	#774
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Great cleavage goes a long way. I have to do my own beard. And I have to be just the right amount of drunk to do it. I did it weds night, and it's looking nice right now. 3 weeks into the winter beard. Transition from goatee completed. New haircut too. I'm dead sexy. Tarheel is ok, too. He's still in the hospital, but he's doing fine. He'll have to go back in to do the other side soon, but he gets out once his lungs clear up. Quit smoking. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-21-2016, 12:36 PM	#775
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	One of Momdigr's friends used to cut my hair when I was a teen. Brushed those big, lovely boobs up against me over and over and over... I wonder if she has any idea how that affected me? I bet she did/does. If she did, she never said anything when she pulled the sheet off, sproingoing. Good times, man, good times. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-21-2016, 02:13 PM	#776
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I had a dental hygienist that gave me localized high blood pressure like that. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-21-2016, 03:03 PM	#777
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	They have to know. How can they not?

10-21-2016, 03:12 PM	#778
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	She totally knew. This was when I was 20 and very fit. I could have hit it easily, but I was just starting dating jinx. She still appeared in the crank bank frequently. buxom blonde, older by 10 years or so... oops, I got wood. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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