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12-15-2012, 01:48 PM
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still says videotape
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Are hobos sentient? I always thought they were somewhere South of rabbits but North of Cockroaches.
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12-15-2012, 08:47 PM
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still says videotape
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Kid in my class talking very intently at breakfast: "There's no such thing as magic." 5 second pause. "Except flying reindeer."
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12-16-2012, 01:31 AM
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Glutton for Gluttony
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Covering all his bases, I see!
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12-17-2012, 05:25 PM
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still says videotape
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Lil' Pete may be a nerd. Coming out from under anesthesia for oral surgery today she makes the following appeal transcribed by the Mrs. : "My tongue is trying to kill me. The Starks will take care of it cause its a Lanister, a God Damn Mother Fucking Lanister."
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12-17-2012, 05:35 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Ahh the innocence of youth.
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12-21-2012, 10:31 PM
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While my nephew was changing clothes to go to school, my sister saw him tugging on his underwear. She asked him what's wrong, if he peed on his undies, and does he want to change it. He replied, "It's okay. It's already dry." I had to laugh out loud. My sister made him change his underwear.
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12-22-2012, 01:11 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Eeiiw.
My nephew, five and a bit: "Dad, do dinosaurs have epiglottises?"
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12-22-2012, 07:59 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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That's really sad; he's five and no one's told him that dinosaurs are extinct. It's going to be worse the longer you wait to tell him.
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12-22-2012, 06:13 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Worse, they've promised him a torosaur for Christmas.
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12-22-2012, 06:19 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Like he'd actually walk it after two weeks.
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12-22-2012, 06:39 PM
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still says videotape
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Poor thing will go the way of the mastodon.
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12-22-2012, 06:49 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY MASTODON???
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12-22-2012, 06:53 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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12-24-2012, 09:35 AM
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Anyone who would introduce an innocent mastodon into the terrifying Australian ecosystem needs a visit from the SPCA.
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