What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 54

glatt · 03-12-2012, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

It still makes me appreciate how smart some people were back in earlier times,
and for others, how easy it would have been to attribute magical powers to lights in the sky.

And things are different now?

Lamplighter · 03-12-2012, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

And things are different now?

Yes, I think things are very different.
Can you imagine, for example, what it took for Copernicus
to go against "common sense", the teachings of the elders,
and power of the church, at the time.

Or Semmelweis, Snow, and Koch coming up with the germ theory of disease.

Maybe mathematics has remained the same in terms of thinking and innovation,
but the scientific method has changed the world, and our bases for "common sense".
Now, even the moderately intelligent can find ways to help explain the physical world.

Plus, the pill radically changed the influence of religion.

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BigV · 03-12-2012, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

So long as he doesn't sing while doing a gyn exam.

What would he sing?

Rock my soul in the cervix of Abraham?

He's got the whole world in his uterus?

Plenty of options here, just ... not this one, please.

or this

glatt · 03-13-2012, 04:31 PM

This, over on FB.
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If you type "L" then you will like it. And then others will see that you like it and they will wonder what hitting "L" does and they will like it too. And so on.

It's stupid and virus like, but amusing that I fell for it.

footfootfoot · 03-13-2012, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

So long as he doesn't sing while doing a gyn exam.

What would he sing?

Rock my soul in the cervix of Abraham?

He's got the whole world in his uterus?

"Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon."

ZenGum · 03-13-2012, 10:10 PM

C'mon guys, there must be hundreds of laughs here. We're just warming up...

Tunnel of love

Mutilated lips (

)

I want your sex

monster · 03-13-2012, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

C'mon guys, there must be hundreds of laughs here. We're just warming up...

Tunnel of love

Mutilated lips (

)

I want your sex

hardly suitable for a "contemporary Christian rock singer/songwriter"

that said, how about only a generation or so old....

If I had a hammer.....

monster · 03-13-2012, 10:47 PM

The citizenship application

Specifically Question 22

http://www.uscis.gov/files/form/n-400.pdf

ZenGum · 03-14-2012, 12:03 AM

define "habitual".

infinite monkey · 03-18-2012, 07:53 PM

I just had mormons at my door. A couple of nice looking young men, in suits, represented themselves well, articulate, polite.

I was polite too. I thanked them for stopping, but no thanks right now. I asked for a pamphlet or something and they gave me a card with mormon website address.

"Can we stop by another time?"

"No, I don't think so, but I'll keep this in mind. Thank you." big smile

Curtains down.

Thank you.

infinite monkey · 03-18-2012, 07:58 PM

p.s.

Should I have offered them a beer?

ZenGum · 03-18-2012, 08:46 PM

Yes. And a blowjob.

Lamplighter · 03-18-2012, 08:47 PM

Did you offer to introduce them to your husbands

infinite monkey · 03-18-2012, 09:20 PM

I thought about bringing up the dead hobos out back, but they were awfully skittish.

"CAN YOU SAVE THEM, HUH? PUT THEM ON THAT THERE POST-DEAD LIST!"

HungLikeJesus · 03-18-2012, 11:08 PM

Did you get their names so foots can convert them?

03-13-2012, 04:31 PM	#799
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	This, over on FB. If you type "L" then you will like it. And then others will see that you like it and they will wonder what hitting "L" does and they will like it too. And so on. It's stupid and virus like, but amusing that I fell for it.

03-13-2012, 10:10 PM	#801
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	C'mon guys, there must be hundreds of laughs here. We're just warming up... Tunnel of love Mutilated lips ( ) I want your sex __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-13-2012, 10:47 PM	#803
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The citizenship application Specifically Question 22 http://www.uscis.gov/files/form/n-400.pdf __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-14-2012, 12:03 AM	#804
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	define "habitual". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-18-2012, 08:46 PM	#807
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Yes. And a blowjob. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-18-2012, 07:53 PM	#805
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I just had mormons at my door. A couple of nice looking young men, in suits, represented themselves well, articulate, polite. I was polite too. I thanked them for stopping, but no thanks right now. I asked for a pamphlet or something and they gave me a card with mormon website address. "Can we stop by another time?" "No, I don't think so, but I'll keep this in mind. Thank you." big smile Curtains down. Thank you.

03-18-2012, 07:58 PM	#806
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	p.s. Should I have offered them a beer?

03-18-2012, 08:47 PM	#808
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Did you offer to introduce them to your husbands

03-18-2012, 09:20 PM	#809
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I thought about bringing up the dead hobos out back, but they were awfully skittish. "CAN YOU SAVE THEM, HUH? PUT THEM ON THAT THERE POST-DEAD LIST!"

03-18-2012, 11:08 PM	#810
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Did you get their names so foots can convert them? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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