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Apologies, but, this is bucket night, and I got things to do, and bartenders to flirt with.
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No problem Bro, maybe you can get a ride home.
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...for all the good it done me.
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Not all massages have a happy ending but they all feel good, and a change of scenery.
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Today is May 4.
May the Fourth be with you. Today is Anti-Bullying Day, as well as Bird Day, International Firefighters' Day, and World Give Day. Events 1776 Rhode Island becomes the first American colony to renounce allegiance to King George III. 1859 The Cornwall Railway opens across the Royal Albert Bridge, linking Devon and Cornwall in England. 1886 Haymarket affair: A bomb is thrown at policemen trying to break up a labor rally in Chicago, United States, killing eight and wounding 60. The police fire into the crowd. 1904 The United States begins construction of the Panama Canal. 1932 In Atlanta, mobster Al Capone begins serving an eleven-year prison sentence for tax evasion. 1946 In San Francisco Bay, U.S. Marines from the nearby Treasure Island Naval Base stop a two-day riot at Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary; 5 people are killed in the riot. 1953 Ernest Hemingway wins the Pulitzer Prize for The Old Man and the Sea. 1959 The 1st Annual Grammy Awards are held. 1970 - ♪ ♫Four dead in O-HI-O♪ ♫ 1972 The Don't Make A Wave Committee, a fledgling environmental organization founded in Canada in 1971, officially changes its name to "Greenpeace Foundation". 1979 Margaret Thatcher becomes the first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. 1988 The PEPCON disaster rocks Henderson, Nevada, as tons of Space Shuttle fuel detonate during a fire. 1989 - Stevie Ray Vaughan set out on what would be his last ever tour at the Orpheum Theater, Vancouver, British Columbia. 2007 Greensburg, Kansas is almost completely destroyed by a 1.7 mi wide EF5 tornado. It was the first-ever tornado to be rated as such with the new Enhanced Fujita scale. 1796 Horace Mann, 1916 Richard Proenneke (Alone In The Wilderness), 1919 Dory Funk, 1928 Thomas Kinsella, 1928 Hosni Mubarak, 1929 Audrey Hepburn, 1937 Dick Dale, 1940 Robin Cook, 1941 George Will, 1942 Nick Ashford♪ ♫(Ashford & Simpson), 1951 Jackie Jackson, 1959 Randy Travis, 1959 Bob Tway, 1979 Lance Bass 1975 Moe Howard, 1984 Diana Dors, 1987 Paul Butterfield, 2009 Dom DeLuise, 2012 Adam Yauch ('MCA' from The Beastie Boys)
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He did a lot of work with unwed mothers, too.
Y'know, just helping them get a start.
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Today marks the approximate mid-point of Spring in the Northern Hemisphere, and of Autumn in the Southern Hemisphere. Today is Cinco de Mayo. Events 1215 – Rebel barons renounce their allegiance to King John of England — part of a chain of events leading to the signing of the Magna Carta. 1260 – Kublai Khan becomes ruler of the Mongol Empire. 1821 – Napoleon dies in exile on the island of Saint Helena in the South Atlantic Ocean. 1877 – American Indian Wars: Sitting Bull leads his band of Lakota into Canada to avoid harassment by the United States Army under Colonel Nelson Miles. 1891 – The Music Hall in New York City (later known as Carnegie Hall) has its grand opening and first public performance, with Tchaikovsky as the guest conductor. 1904 – Pitching against the Philadelphia Athletics at the Huntington Avenue Grounds, Cy Young of the Boston Americans throws the first perfect game in the modern era of baseball. 1905 – The trial in the Stratton Brothers case begins in London, England; it marks the first time that fingerprint evidence is used to gain a conviction for murder. 1945 – World War II: Six people are killed when a Japanese fire balloon explodes near Bly, Oregon. They are the only Americans killed in the continental US during the war. 1963 - On a recommendation by George Harrison Dick Rowe Head of A&R at Decca records, (and the man who turned down The Beatles) went to see The Rolling Stones play at the Crawdaddy Club, London. The band were signed to the label within a week. 1968 - Aw shit, man, Buffalo Springfield broke up. 1973 – Secretariat wins the 1973 Kentucky Derby in 1:59 2/5, an as-yet unbeaten record. 1813 – Sψren Kierkegaard, 1818 – Karl Marx, 1830 – John Batterson Stetson (hat dude), 1864 – Nellie Bly, 1898 – Blind Willie McTell, 1914 – Tyrone Power, 1926 – Ann B. Davis, 1934 – Ace Cannon, 1940 – Lance Henriksen, 1942 – Tammy Wynette, 1944 – John Rhys-Davies, 1944 – Roger Rees, 1945 – Kurt Loder, 1948 – Bill Ward(Black Sabbath), 1955 – Jon Butcher(Jon Butcher Axis), 1959 – Brian Williams, 1983 – Henry Cavill, 1988 – Adele 1821 – Napoleon, 1902 – Bret Harte, 2001 – Clifton Hillegass (created CliffsNotes), 2008 – Irv Robbins (Baskin-Robbins), 2013 – Robert Ressler (coined the term "serial killer")
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Today is May 6.
International No Diet Day is observed today. Events 1861 American Civil War: Arkansas secedes from the Union. 1863 American Civil War: The Battle of Chancellorsville ends with the defeat of the Army of the Potomac by Confederate troops. 1877 Chief Crazy Horse of the Oglala Lakota surrenders to United States troops in Nebraska. 1882 Thomas Henry Burke and Lord Frederick Cavendish are stabbed to death by Fenian assassins in Phoenix Park, Dublin. 1889 The Eiffel Tower is officially opened to the public at the Universal Exposition in Paris. 1915 Babe Ruth then a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox, hits his first major league home run. 1935 New Deal: Executive Order 7034 creates the Works Progress Administration. 1940 John Steinbeck is awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his novel The Grapes of Wrath. 1941 At California's March Field, Bob Hope performs his first USO show. 1941 The first flight of the Republic P-47 Thunderbolt. 1942 World War II: On Corregidor, the last American forces in the Philippines surrender to the Japanese. 1949 EDSAC, the first practical electronic digital stored-program computer, runs its first operation. 1954 Roger Bannister becomes the first person to run the mile in under four minutes. 1965 - In their Clearwater, Florida hotel room, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards worked out the opening guitar riff of '(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction' following Richard's purchase of a Gibson fuzz-box earlier that day. 1983 The Hitler Diaries are revealed as a hoax after being examined by experts. 1994 Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom and French President Franηois Mitterrand officiate at the opening of the Channel Tunnel. 1998 Kerry Wood strikes out 20 Houston Astros to tie the major league record held by Roger Clemens. He threw a one-hitter and did not walk a batter in his fifth career start. 2001 During a trip to Syria, Pope John Paul II becomes the first pope to enter a mosque. 2002 - 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen was voted the UK's favourite single of all time in a poll by the Guinness Hit Singles book. 'Imagine' by John Lennon was voted in at No.2 and 'Hey Jude', The Beatles No.3, 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA was fourth and Madonna's 'Like A Prayer' was in fifth place. 2002 - American songwriter and producer Otis Blackwell died from a heart attack. He wrote the classic songs All Shook Up, Return To Sender, Don't Be Cruel, Great Balls Of Fire and Fever. Over the years, Blackwell's songs have sold more than 185 million copies. 2013 Three women missing for more than a decade are found alive in the U.S. city of Cleveland, Ohio. 1758 Maximilien Robespierre, 1856 Sigmund Freud, 1856 Robert Peary, 1895 Rudolph Valentino, 1903 Toots Shor, 1913 Stewart Granger, 1915 Orson Welles, 1929 Rosemary Cramp (invented cramps), 1931 Willie Mays, 1937 Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, 1945 Bob Seger, 1950 Robbie McIntosh, 1953 Tony Blair, 1955 Tom Bergeron, 1960 Roma Downey, 1961 George Clooney, 1983 Gabourey Sidibe 1862 Henry David Thoreau, 1882 Lord Frederick Cavendish, 1902 Bret Harte, 1919 L. Frank Baum, 1952 Maria Montessori, 1983 Kai Winding, 1987 William J. Casey, 1991 Wilfrid Hyde-White (My Fair Lady), 1992 Marlene Dietrich, 2004 Barney Kessel(member of The Wrecking Crew), 2016 Reg Grundy (created Wheel Of Fortune)
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Nazi Germany unconditionally surrendered this day in 1945, and it is celebrated as VE Day. Today is also Ima Get Drunk As Fuck Day, and is celebrated everywhere within a five foot circle of me. Events 1429 Joan of Arc lifts the Siege of Orlιans, turning the tide of the Hundred Years' War. 1541 Hernando de Soto reaches the Mississippi River and names it Rνo de Espνritu Santo. 1794 Branded a traitor during the Reign of Terror by revolutionists, French chemist Antoine Lavoisier, who was also a tax collector with the Ferme gιnιrale, is tried, convicted and guillotined in one day in Paris. 1861 American Civil War: Richmond, Virginia is named the capital of the Confederate States of America. 1877 At Gilmore's Gardens in New York City, the first Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show opens. 1886 Pharmacist John Pemberton (PBUH) first sells a carbonated beverage named "Coca-Cola" as a patent medicine. 1902 In Martinique, Mount Pelιe erupts, destroying the town of Saint-Pierre and killing over 30,000 people. Only a handful of residents survive the blast. 1912 Paramount Pictures is founded. 1919 Edward George Honey proposes the idea of a moment of silence to commemorate the Armistice of 11 November 1918 which ended World War I. 1942 World War II: The Battle of the Coral Sea comes to an end with Imperial Japanese Navy aircraft carrier aircraft attacking and sinking the United States Navy aircraft carrier USS Lexington. The battle marks the first time in the naval history that two enemy fleets fight without visual contact between warring ships. 1973 A 71-day standoff between federal authorities and the American Indian Movement members occupying the Pine Ridge Reservation at Wounded Knee, South Dakota ends with the surrender of the militants. 1980 The World Health Organization confirms the eradication of smallpox. 1984 The Thames Barrier is officially opened. 1988 A fire at Illinois Bell's Hinsdale Central Office triggers an extended 1AESS network outage once considered the "worst telecommunications disaster in US telephone industry history". 1847 Oscar Hammerstein I, 1884 Harry S. Truman (33rd POTUS), 1895 Fulton J. Sheen, 1911 Robert Johnson 1919 Lex Barker, 1920 Saul Bass, 1926 David Attenborough, 1926 Don Rickles, 1928 Ted Sorensen, 1940 Peter Benchley (author Jaws), 1940 Ricky Nelson, 1940 Toni Tennille (Capt. & Tenille), 1941 James Traficant, 1943 Danny Whitten (Crazy Horse), 1944 Gary Glitter (kiddie fiddler), 1944 Bill Legend (T. Rex), 1950 Robert Mugge, 1951 Philip Bailey (Earth, Wind, & Fire), 1951 Chris Frantz (Talking Heads), 1953 Billy Burnette (Fleetwood Mac), 1953 Alex Van Halen, 1954 David Keith, 1955 Stephen Furst ('Flounder' in Animal House), 1956 Jeff Wincott, 1958 Lovie Smith, 1959 Ronnie Lott, 1961 Bill de Blasio, 1964 Melissa Gilbert, 1973 Marcus Brigstocke, 1975 Enrique Iglesias 1794 Antoine Lavoisier, 1819 Kamehameha I , 1880 Gustave Flaubert, 1903 Paul Gauguin, 1947 Harry Gordon Selfridge, 1982 Neil Bogart (founded Casablanca Records, signed Donna Summer, The Village People, T. Rex, Parliament, Harry Chapin, Joan Jett, et al), 1982 Gilles Villeneuve, 1985 Dolph Sweet, 1988 Robert A. Heinlein, 1994 George Peppard (Breakfast At Tiffany's, Banacek, The A-Team), 1999 Dirk Bogarde, 1999 Dirk Bogarde, 1999 Dana Plato (Diff'rent Strokes), 2008 Eddy Arnold, 2013 Jeanne Cooper (played 'Katherine Chancellor' for forty years on The Young and The Restless), 2016 William Schallert (that guy who was in that thing)
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I keep 'em. So, yeah I guess I do. Well, Momdigr does, she uses them when she cans stuff.
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