Be a post whore! - Page 56

ZenGum · 09-01-2008, 08:08 AM

Post person of negotiable affection.

Cloud · 09-01-2008, 10:08 AM

you can't analyze post-whoredom. You must experience it!

sweetwater · 09-03-2008, 11:50 AM

I didn't know whether to post this story here or in the What's Making You Happy Today thread. Obviously went with here:

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Clodfobble · 09-03-2008, 02:15 PM

Did you know... that in the classic children's book Goodnight Moon, the telephone is the only item named in the room that is never said "goodnight" to? Drives me nuts every damn time we read it.

And what's more, there's a perfectly good place for it in the scansion, currently held by the useless "Goodnight nobody" with a blank page for artwork. I've given very serious thought to drawing a little telephone there and changing the words.

lookout123 · 09-03-2008, 03:05 PM

I hate that book. It annoyed me when Lil Lookout had it. It really annoys me now that he reads it to 2.0.

Sundae · 09-12-2008, 12:02 PM

I am so tired.
I'm tempted to go home and just go to sleep.

Sadly, I know if I do, I'll wake up by about 23.00 and then not be able to sleep. Damn not being able to buy effective sleeping pills OTC! I'd like to have the indulgence of falling asleep now without the payoff of being awake late.

Pico and ME · 09-12-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I am so tired.
I'm tempted to go home and just go to sleep.

Sadly, I know if I do, I'll wake up by about 23.00 and then not be able to sleep. Damn not being able to buy effective sleeping pills OTC! I'd like to have the indulgence of falling asleep now without the payoff of being awake late.

Buy some Benedryl tablets...they will make you drowsy.

Shawnee123 · 09-12-2008, 12:15 PM

Tylenol PM. I would love to go home right now and pop a couple and fall asleep!

sweetwater · 09-16-2008, 01:46 AM

I went to a sumo wrestling tournament. I enjoyed it, especially after learning of some of the traditions and rituals that surround the sport, and I am very grateful that the wrestlers who would grab their opponent's loincloth (mawashi?) did not actually pull them off.

sweetwater · 09-16-2008, 02:17 AM

The hotel room has a Washlet device on the toilet bowl that has the words Spray, Bidet, Wash, Stop on the buttons along with some curious illustrations of backsides. I have never used a bidet before and this looks a bit startling, and it gives me pause every time I go in there. So am I missing something grand and fun, or is this just something too far out of my experience to ever appreciate?

DanaC · 09-16-2008, 03:44 AM

I don't know, sweets, but that sounds like far too much technology for a bathroom to me lol

Sundae · 09-16-2008, 05:54 AM

As a laydee, let me tell you that sitting on a bidet the wrong way round is a far more rewarding way to spend your time.

ZenGum · 09-16-2008, 08:31 PM

Psst... Sweetwater .... the Japanese toilet report.

Watch out for the giant ladybug robot though.

toranokaze · 09-16-2008, 10:42 PM

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sweetwater · 09-17-2008, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Psst... Sweetwater .... the Japanese toilet report.

Watch out for the giant ladybug robot though.

That Washlet is much like the one here! And I saw a squatter - we were in line and the older woman ahead of me was next. She opened the door and backed up so I went up and reversed gears. Third woman took it. I'd try it sometime but not with a line of anxious people waiting!
BTW, I also take pix of bathrooms in different places. I thought our fancy hotel bidet was funny until we moved to a B&B in Florence. There was a hand-held sprayer piped from the water inlet, and a shower curtain to serve as a wall. Funny stuff.

09-01-2008, 08:08 AM	#826
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Post person of negotiable affection. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-01-2008, 10:08 AM	#827
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	you can't analyze post-whoredom. You must experience it! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-03-2008, 02:15 PM	#829
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Did you know... that in the classic children's book Goodnight Moon, the telephone is the only item named in the room that is never said "goodnight" to? Drives me nuts every damn time we read it. And what's more, there's a perfectly good place for it in the scansion, currently held by the useless "Goodnight nobody" with a blank page for artwork. I've given very serious thought to drawing a little telephone there and changing the words. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-03-2008, 03:05 PM	#830
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I hate that book. It annoyed me when Lil Lookout had it. It really annoys me now that he reads it to 2.0. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-12-2008, 12:15 PM	#833
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Tylenol PM. I would love to go home right now and pop a couple and fall asleep! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-12-2008, 12:02 PM	#831
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I am so tired. I'm tempted to go home and just go to sleep. Sadly, I know if I do, I'll wake up by about 23.00 and then not be able to sleep. Damn not being able to buy effective sleeping pills OTC! I'd like to have the indulgence of falling asleep now without the payoff of being awake late.

09-16-2008, 01:46 AM	#834
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	I went to a sumo wrestling tournament. I enjoyed it, especially after learning of some of the traditions and rituals that surround the sport, and I am very grateful that the wrestlers who would grab their opponent's loincloth (mawashi?) did not actually pull them off. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

09-16-2008, 02:17 AM	#835
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	The hotel room has a Washlet device on the toilet bowl that has the words Spray, Bidet, Wash, Stop on the buttons along with some curious illustrations of backsides. I have never used a bidet before and this looks a bit startling, and it gives me pause every time I go in there. So am I missing something grand and fun, or is this just something too far out of my experience to ever appreciate? __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

09-16-2008, 03:44 AM	#836
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I don't know, sweets, but that sounds like far too much technology for a bathroom to me lol

09-16-2008, 05:54 AM	#837
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	As a laydee, let me tell you that sitting on a bidet the wrong way round is a far more rewarding way to spend your time.

09-16-2008, 08:31 PM	#838
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Psst... Sweetwater .... the Japanese toilet report. Watch out for the giant ladybug robot though. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-16-2008, 10:42 PM	#839
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