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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Post person of negotiable affection.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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you can't analyze post-whoredom. You must experience it!
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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I didn't know whether to post this story here or in the What's Making You Happy Today thread. Obviously went with here:
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Did you know... that in the classic children's book Goodnight Moon, the telephone is the only item named in the room that is never said "goodnight" to? Drives me nuts every damn time we read it.
And what's more, there's a perfectly good place for it in the scansion, currently held by the useless "Goodnight nobody" with a blank page for artwork. I've given very serious thought to drawing a little telephone there and changing the words. |
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#830 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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I hate that book. It annoyed me when Lil Lookout had it. It really annoys me now that he reads it to 2.0.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I am so tired.
I'm tempted to go home and just go to sleep. Sadly, I know if I do, I'll wake up by about 23.00 and then not be able to sleep. Damn not being able to buy effective sleeping pills OTC! I'd like to have the indulgence of falling asleep now without the payoff of being awake late. |
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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#833 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Tylenol PM. I would love to go home right now and pop a couple and fall asleep!
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#834 |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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I went to a sumo wrestling tournament. I enjoyed it, especially after learning of some of the traditions and rituals that surround the sport, and I am very grateful that the wrestlers who would grab their opponent's loincloth (mawashi?) did not actually pull them off.
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#835 |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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The hotel room has a Washlet device on the toilet bowl that has the words Spray, Bidet, Wash, Stop on the buttons along with some curious illustrations of backsides. I have never used a bidet before and this looks a bit startling, and it gives me pause every time I go in there. So am I missing something grand and fun, or is this just something too far out of my experience to ever appreciate?
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#836 |
We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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I don't know, sweets, but that sounds like far too much technology for a bathroom to me lol
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#837 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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As a laydee, let me tell you that sitting on a bidet the wrong way round is a far more rewarding way to spend your time.
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#838 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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#839 |
I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
Posts: 1,817
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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![]() That Washlet is much like the one here! And I saw a squatter - we were in line and the older woman ahead of me was next. She opened the door and backed up so I went up and reversed gears. Third woman took it. I'd try it sometime but not with a line of anxious people waiting! BTW, I also take pix of bathrooms in different places. I thought our fancy hotel bidet was funny until we moved to a B&B in Florence. There was a hand-held sprayer piped from the water inlet, and a shower curtain to serve as a wall. Funny stuff.
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