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04-20-2016, 12:49 PM
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This has me puzzled. The lighter side? cute remarks? WTF, the man died a horrible death.
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04-20-2016, 01:00 PM
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The Onion was a real newspaper before it was online.
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04-20-2016, 06:19 PM
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Onion, those assholes? That would explain this sick shit, thank you.
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04-20-2016, 09:20 PM
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This from the unimpeachable source of National Geographic.
Look at this frame from a NG video, of a herd of bunnies, Artic Hares to be precise. Now what do you see in the background? Nothing, not a living thing, no birds or bushes, not a blade of grass. That's because the bunnies have ruthlessly murdered and eaten ever living thing. Do you think it's a coincidence the Polar bears are endangered? Thank god the penguins are safe at the southern end.
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04-22-2016, 06:23 PM
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Zap...
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04-23-2016, 06:11 PM
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04-23-2016, 07:15 PM
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Ha, do you think you can fool me by flopping the picture and sticking it in the thread before mine?
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04-23-2016, 11:42 PM
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He was fine, btw...
...it just knocked him off his feet.
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04-27-2016, 12:59 PM
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Ahshitwegotagroundhog.
 I guess I gotta change m'name to Carl Spackler, now. And get some dynamite.
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04-27-2016, 01:01 PM
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The end. But of whom?
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04-27-2016, 01:06 PM
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All I got in my head is "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins.
This could easily turn into a nightmare of "Caddyshack" proportions. 
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04-27-2016, 01:14 PM
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It could be battling the bunnies for your blood.
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Quote:
Here are some pics of his handiwork. So far. These Black-Eyed Susans are supposed to be about knee high, instead, they are ground-hog-head high. Momdigr is somewhat miffed.
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04-27-2016, 02:14 PM
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Well there ya go, Momdigr has been luring him in with bait.
I had a chuck with kids down by the creek. One of her kids moved up to under the shed by the plum tree. One day she waddles up to eat some plums and the kid comes out to challenge her. She quickly chased the kid back under the shed, then starting at the base of the tree waddled in a spiral around the tree, picking up plums, taking a small bite, and throwing it back down with gusto. That'll show the kid who's boss. 
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