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Geez. It really knocked you down, didn't it?
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Very thickly Arab-accented Doc at the ER: Don't drink water. No food. Me: Well, damn, doc, ya ain't leaving me much. What the hell can I have? Very thickly Arab-accented Doc at the ER: Red Gatorade, my friend.
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06-14-2018, 02:40 PM | #843 |
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Feelin' for ya, Griffster.
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06-15-2018, 01:06 PM | #844 |
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Ginger ale.
Adding the Crown in about an hour.
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A mug of Assam tea from the 'Tesco Finest' range.
With a couple of custard creams on the side. I shall pay the price for such hedonism.
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06-16-2018, 03:42 PM | #846 |
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Margarita rocks
Where'd I put my power tools...
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06-16-2018, 10:55 PM | #847 |
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Blanc de blancs, milk from albino cows.
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06-17-2018, 07:02 AM | #848 |
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Jasmine green tea. That's about as interesting as my gut can take.
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06-17-2018, 10:03 AM | #849 |
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Have you determined was caused this? Revenge of the raccoon? Over celebrating daughters return? God noticed he/she hadn't bitch slapped you lately?
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06-17-2018, 10:59 AM | #850 |
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A stomach virus. It seems to be raging around here. I'm just having trouble getting the system to reboot.
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06-17-2018, 02:04 PM | #851 |
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Bummer, hope you don't share it.
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06-18-2018, 04:16 PM | #852 |
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06-29-2018, 10:27 PM | #853 |
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Tea.
It's 0425. Er, that's it...
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06-30-2018, 02:52 AM | #854 |
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That's about the time I drink tea. Otherwise it's coffee all the way with me.
Sent by magick
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06-30-2018, 02:34 PM | #855 |
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Caffeine-free Pepsi
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