The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 589

Gravdigr · 12-12-2010, 05:43 PM

What? Catholics don't deserve large penises- penii- penis'- cocks?

Gravdigr · 12-12-2010, 05:54 PM

I came across this photo while perusing the Trail Camera Photo Contest pics over at Field & Stream magazine's website.

First, after a little boning up, I discovered that flying squirrels are largely nocturnal, as opposed to regular squirrels. I did not know this.

Second, in this photo, he is flying directly toward his number 2 predator, a raccoon, who he may not have seen until the flash from the trail camera fired.

Wouldn't that be an "Oh Shit!!" moment.

John · 12-13-2010, 03:04 PM

John · 12-13-2010, 03:05 PM

Happy Monkey · 12-13-2010, 03:15 PM

Those pigeons have to be stuffed, if it's not photoshopped.

glatt · 12-13-2010, 03:58 PM

What, you think the spacing is too perfect to be possible? Like it would never happen in a million years with a million pigeons and a million photographers?

Look at the image at the top of the screen. Monkeys and typewriters, my friend. Monkeys and typewriters.

Bullitt · 12-13-2010, 04:06 PM

Looks easy enough to do. Just need a bright, sunny day, a clean concrete surface, and the right exposure settings on the camera. A little desaturation and emphasis on the darks in post processing would also help.

John · 12-13-2010, 04:44 PM

It's photoshopped, unless wherever that picture is taken objects cast different shadows from the same light source.

But it's still COOOOL.

Picture post needs moar pictures:

John · 12-14-2010, 10:03 AM

Elspode · 12-14-2010, 10:52 PM

Pigeon picture was clearly taken in Escherworld.

Gravdigr · 12-21-2010, 03:08 PM

I don't want to need one, but, I think I want one.

It's an Action Trackchair, and it's cool as hell.

Gravdigr · 12-21-2010, 03:11 PM

And could someone 'splain to me WTF is going on with this engine.

Gravdigr · 12-21-2010, 04:05 PM

I'm almost positive this pic is somewhere on teh Cellar, but I couldn't find it, so, here it is (again, maybe).

mititelu · 12-21-2010, 04:58 PM

General Electric GE36 was an experimental aircraft engine, a hybrid between a turbofan and a turboprop, known as an Unducted Fan (UDF) or propfan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_GE36

Flint · 12-21-2010, 05:07 PM

Wow, awesome lurker post. Thank you!

12-12-2010, 05:43 PM	#8821
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12-12-2010, 05:54 PM	#8822
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I came across this photo while perusing the Trail Camera Photo Contest pics over at Field & Stream magazine's website. First, after a little boning up, I discovered that flying squirrels are largely nocturnal, as opposed to regular squirrels. I did not know this. Second, in this photo, he is flying directly toward his number 2 predator, a raccoon, who he may not have seen until the flash from the trail camera fired. Wouldn't that be an "Oh Shit!!" moment. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-13-2010, 03:04 PM	#8823
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	Spidermoose, spidermoose, does whatever a HOLY CRAP SPIDERMOOSE.

12-13-2010, 03:15 PM	#8825
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Those pigeons have to be stuffed, if it's not photoshopped. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-13-2010, 04:06 PM	#8827
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Looks easy enough to do. Just need a bright, sunny day, a clean concrete surface, and the right exposure settings on the camera. A little desaturation and emphasis on the darks in post processing would also help. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

12-13-2010, 03:05 PM	#8824
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562

12-13-2010, 03:58 PM	#8826
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	What, you think the spacing is too perfect to be possible? Like it would never happen in a million years with a million pigeons and a million photographers? Look at the image at the top of the screen. Monkeys and typewriters, my friend. Monkeys and typewriters.

12-13-2010, 04:44 PM	#8828
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	It's photoshopped, unless wherever that picture is taken objects cast different shadows from the same light source. But it's still COOOOL. Picture post needs moar pictures:

12-14-2010, 10:03 AM	#8829
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562

12-14-2010, 10:52 PM	#8830
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Pigeon picture was clearly taken in Escherworld. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-21-2010, 03:08 PM	#8831
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I don't want to need one, but, I think I want one. It's an Action Trackchair, and it's cool as hell. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-21-2010, 03:11 PM	#8832
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	And could someone 'splain to me WTF is going on with this engine. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-21-2010, 04:05 PM	#8833
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm almost positive this pic is somewhere on teh Cellar, but I couldn't find it, so, here it is (again, maybe). Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-21-2010, 04:58 PM	#8834
mititelu Writer of Writings Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 14	General Electric GE36 was an experimental aircraft engine, a hybrid between a turbofan and a turboprop, known as an Unducted Fan (UDF) or propfan. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_GE36

12-21-2010, 05:07 PM	#8835
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Wow, awesome lurker post. Thank you! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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