The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 595

Gravdigr · 01-26-2011, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

But they are also repulsive (to one end of a pin that has been magnetized).

Thank you for that, Hap. I've been so amazed that I hadn't thought of the why yet, but, that almost has to be the why.

Gravdigr · 01-27-2011, 03:58 AM

You remember the woman that fell into the mall fountain while texting?

Yeah, that might not be the worst of her problems...Yaaaah, baby!!

Gravdigr · 01-27-2011, 04:07 AM

$25 a week?! Sign me up. That's only 1100 miles or so, as the Google Earth flies.

I can't vouch for the historical accuracy here...

Undertoad · 01-27-2011, 01:14 PM

Gravdigr · 01-27-2011, 05:23 PM

Hah! Never surrender!!!

ETA: Reminds me of this:

wolf · 01-28-2011, 01:41 AM

But, but, but ... if the Frogs are the French, then that doesn't make any sense.

does that google French Military Victories still work?

Gravdigr · 01-28-2011, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

...does that google French Military Victories still work?

Kinda.

GunMaster357 · 01-28-2011, 07:19 AM

This 'funny' page and all things going with that old grudge like 'freedom fries' instead of 'French fries' are a thing of the past.

They came from the fact that my country wasn't willing to make war on Irak along with the USA. We were asking for more evidence of WMD.

It seems that someone was lying all along. So there is no reason to still hold this grudge.

Gravdigr · 01-28-2011, 07:28 AM

No offense intended, just going for the cheap laugh...

Undertoad · 01-28-2011, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357

We were asking for more evidence of WMD.

You mean continued guaranteed oil contracts for Elf/Total S.A.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil-for-Food_Programme

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Until 2001, the money for the Oil-for-Food Programme transited through the BNP Paribas bank, whose main private share-holder is Iraqi-born Nadhmi Auchi, a man estimated to be worth about $1 billion according to Forbes, and ranks 13th in Britain according to The Guardian. Auchi received a 15-month suspended sentence for his involvement in the Elf scandal, which has been qualified by the British newspaper as "the biggest fraud inquiry in Europe since the Second World War. Elf became a private bank for its executives who spent £200 million on political favours, mistresses, jewellery, fine art, villas and apartments". Elf, an oil company, merged with TotalFina to become Total S.A. in 2003.

wolf · 01-28-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357

This 'funny' page and all things going with that old grudge like 'freedom fries' instead of 'French fries' are a thing of the past.

They came from the fact that my country wasn't willing to make war on Irak along with the USA. We were asking for more evidence of WMD.

It seems that someone was lying all along. So there is no reason to still hold this grudge.

You know we're boors, we know you're cheese eating surrender monkeys.

It evens out.

Gravdigr · 01-28-2011, 05:42 PM

They do make a fine rolling paper...

Gravdigr · 01-29-2011, 05:41 AM

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John · 01-29-2011, 08:34 PM

Oh, yes, the French: the 400kg gorillas of Europe for a millennium, the military that WON the "American" revolution for them, and yet all anyone in the USA cares about is that "they lost one battle in one war where nobody on the planet could have possibly done better".

By which, of course, I mean, "a half-century later, the US refused to listen to the lessons that France learned in Algeria, and instead insisted on doing stupid shit over the advice of their longest-standing-by-far allies, who knew better"

Next?

Gravdigr · 01-30-2011, 02:09 AM

That's some fucked up gym equipment right there.

01-27-2011, 03:58 AM	#8912
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01-27-2011, 04:07 AM	#8913
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	$25 a week?! Sign me up. That's only 1100 miles or so, as the Google Earth flies. I can't vouch for the historical accuracy here... Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-27-2011, 05:23 PM	#8915
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hah! Never surrender!!! ETA: Reminds me of this: Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-28-2011, 01:41 AM	#8916
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	But, but, but ... if the Frogs are the French, then that doesn't make any sense. does that google French Military Victories still work? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-28-2011, 07:19 AM	#8918
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	This 'funny' page and all things going with that old grudge like 'freedom fries' instead of 'French fries' are a thing of the past. They came from the fact that my country wasn't willing to make war on Irak along with the USA. We were asking for more evidence of WMD. It seems that someone was lying all along. So there is no reason to still hold this grudge. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

01-27-2011, 01:14 PM	#8914
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

01-28-2011, 07:28 AM	#8919
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No offense intended, just going for the cheap laugh... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-28-2011, 05:42 PM	#8922
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	They do make a fine rolling paper... Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-29-2011, 05:41 AM	#8923
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01-29-2011, 08:34 PM	#8924
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	Oh, yes, the French: the 400kg gorillas of Europe for a millennium, the military that WON the "American" revolution for them, and yet all anyone in the USA cares about is that "they lost one battle in one war where nobody on the planet could have possibly done better". By which, of course, I mean, "a half-century later, the US refused to listen to the lessons that France learned in Algeria, and instead insisted on doing stupid shit over the advice of their longest-standing-by-far allies, who knew better" Next?

01-30-2011, 02:09 AM	#8925
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's some fucked up gym equipment right there. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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