02-07-2011, 09:56 AM | #8956 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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He rolls with The Muffin Brotherhood.
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02-07-2011, 02:37 PM | #8957 | |
lobber of scimitars
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After a good night's sleep it occurred to me that i should have simply posted ...
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02-07-2011, 06:30 PM | #8958 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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You have failed me for the last time...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
02-09-2011, 12:30 AM | #8959 |
Operations Operative
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It's those little details that make all the difference. |
02-09-2011, 04:12 PM | #8960 |
The Un-Tuckian
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I don't really know what's happening here...
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02-09-2011, 04:23 PM | #8961 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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Oh thats SIMPLE ,
Dogs Birthday and PUUUUUUUUUSY Whipped Hubby !!!!
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02-10-2011, 04:47 AM | #8962 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Haaaaaa... that guy must be proud.
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02-10-2011, 07:37 AM | #8963 |
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02-10-2011, 10:18 AM | #8964 |
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Maybe he misunderstood when his wife asked for more doggy-style love.
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02-10-2011, 10:19 AM | #8965 |
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The bitches of Eastwick.
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02-10-2011, 10:36 AM | #8966 |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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Three women are in a hospital waiting area. All about to deliver.
The first one says, "My husband was on top when we conceived. I'm sure we're going to have a boy." The second one says, "I was on top when we conceived. So I suppose we'll have a girl." The third one starts crying and says, "I'm going to have a puppy."
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02-13-2011, 02:38 PM | #8967 |
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02-13-2011, 02:41 PM | #8968 | |
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02-13-2011, 03:42 PM | #8969 |
To shreds, you say?
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the original joke I heard went "That's one small step for man and a giant leap for Murray Khan."
Who's Murray Khan? A neighbor whose wife said they day she'd give him a bj would be the same day a man walked on the moon.
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02-13-2011, 04:06 PM | #8970 |
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Most stories of this sort can be checked on snopes.com.
snopes says no. http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.asp
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