Bacon!....wtf? - Page 6

Spexxvet · 10-26-2007, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Bacomation?

That's baconical!

monster · 10-26-2007, 10:19 AM

oh, stop hamming it up

ZenGum · 10-26-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by thealphajerk

so this dude would say this at the end of every speech regardless?

what did he have against Carthage?

Carthago est delenda! Carthage must be destroyed!
Yep, at the end of every speech.

There were three Punic (Rome V Carthage) wars: 264-241, 218-201 and 149-146.
Cato being born in 234, he was 18 when the second started. In this war Hannibal (Carthage) occupied Italy for 16 years, slaughtering people and causing havoc, but was never able to take Rome. Cato, naturally a pretty disagreeable chap, was thoroughly pissed. Consumed by hatred, much as Hitler was consumed by hatred during the bad times in Germany from 1914-33. (Quirks exception, please.)
Anyway, long after the second war ended, Carthage slowly recovered, and Cato was furious that they should be happy and prosperous. The romans found excuses - remarkably similar to WMD - to make war again. War, siege and victory followed, and in those days they had no qualms about finishing off a foe without leaving an "insurgency". Of about 500,000 people, about 450,000 were slaughtered, the rest sold as slaves, the city destroyed, and the ground plowed with salt.
Class dismissed.

PS: since you're in the middle of an election campaign, AlphaJ, you must surely be hearing all the bacomation you could want, with all the pork barreling going on.

be-bop · 10-26-2007, 08:24 PM

This thread is just too fricken weird

thealphajerk · 10-26-2007, 11:35 PM

makes it so much more interesting, within the loose confines of bacon, you never know what's gonna happen

thealphajerk · 10-26-2007, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

PS: since you're in the middle of an election campaign, AlphaJ, you must surely be hearing all the bacomation you could want, with all the pork barreling going on.

this guy sounds like one tough mother fucker...
and thank you i feel as though i have stopped to re fuel at the the bacomation station and am filled the brim with girlish glee.. in the form of bacon information that is..

pork barreling .. i like it

p.s. what the fuck am i going on about again?

smurfalicious · 11-16-2007, 12:17 PM

From YBNBY, best heart attack ever.

"You can improve almost any food by wrapping it in bacon. It’s the American way. Bacon-Wrapped Turkey is becoming quite popular. Here’s the recipe, with a video."

ZenGum · 11-16-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk

swell job digger

whats that dance called that bacon boy there is doing?

After extensive research and meditation, I have realized that this dance is the ....

...wait for it....

bump and rind.

jinx · 11-16-2007, 12:50 PM

For years we joked that LJ's mom wrapped bacon around everything before cooking it. I think her doctor finally convinced her to stop it...

Is there a bacon poll? I'm not a fan.... although a bacon and avocado swamich sounds pretty good to me right now.

ZenGum · 11-16-2007, 12:53 PM

Many years ago I ate chicken wrapped in bacon. IIRC it was deeeeelicious.

The bacon thread lives again!

It was sick but it's been ..... cured!!!!

smurfalicious · 11-16-2007, 01:46 PM

my favorite...

kabob style

Undertoad · 11-16-2007, 04:12 PM

Zen with all these bacon puns... yer smokin'!

LJ · 11-16-2007, 04:52 PM

snort

Sundae · 11-16-2007, 05:27 PM

Someone is trying to raise his post count....

Mum always puts bacon on our Christmas turkey
It's a tradition, like roasting onions and chipolatas with the potatoes

Not as many rashers as above though.

Anyway, they got the quote wrong. It's, "There's nothing that can't be improved by the addition of cheese and jalapenos. Except perhaps Cornflakes." I should know, I said it.

thealphajerk · 11-17-2007, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Many years ago I ate chicken wrapped in bacon. IIRC it was deeeeelicious.

The bacon thread lives again!

It was sick but it's been ..... cured!!!!

this thread was oddly popular considering the content

on live the bacon thread!!

10-26-2007, 10:19 AM	#77
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smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	From YBNBY, best heart attack ever. "You can improve almost any food by wrapping it in bacon. It’s the American way. Bacon-Wrapped Turkey is becoming quite popular. Here’s the recipe, with a video." __________________

11-16-2007, 12:50 PM	#84
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	For years we joked that LJ's mom wrapped bacon around everything before cooking it. I think her doctor finally convinced her to stop it... Is there a bacon poll? I'm not a fan.... although a bacon and avocado swamich sounds pretty good to me right now. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

11-16-2007, 12:53 PM	#85
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Many years ago I ate chicken wrapped in bacon. IIRC it was deeeeelicious. The bacon thread lives again! It was sick but it's been ..... cured!!!! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-16-2007, 01:46 PM	#86
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	my favorite... kabob style __________________

10-26-2007, 08:24 PM	#79
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	This thread is just too fricken weird

10-26-2007, 11:35 PM	#80
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	makes it so much more interesting, within the loose confines of bacon, you never know what's gonna happen

11-16-2007, 04:12 PM	#87
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Zen with all these bacon puns... yer smokin'!

11-16-2007, 04:52 PM	#88
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	snort

11-16-2007, 05:27 PM	#89
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Someone is trying to raise his post count.... Mum always puts bacon on our Christmas turkey It's a tradition, like roasting onions and chipolatas with the potatoes Not as many rashers as above though. Anyway, they got the quote wrong. It's, "There's nothing that can't be improved by the addition of cheese and jalapenos. Except perhaps Cornflakes." I should know, I said it. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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