Three True, One False - aka Glatt's Game - Page 6

limey · 10-02-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by limey

(in my last effort I didn't realise it was supposed to be events from today ...)
Well folks, today I ...

was charmed by a film clip of farming folk and fiddle playing brought to my attention by a Swedish friend;

was appalled to discover that the source of the bluebottles in the house was the two-day-old corpse of a hare on the back doorstep brought to me by my cats;

was thrilled to find that my new purple Doctor Marten's ankle boots (brought to me by the postman) are very comfy;

was delighted to have my quote for a 5,000 word translation (brought to me by the internet) on the subject of road building accepted, so I really should be working now!

Well?

Yesterday ...
I was charmed by the film (classic, I think you were picking one true thang, but it's the falsie you should be after!);
I was appalled by the two-day old corpse of a hare on the doorstep;
I was thrilled with my new boots (and panties!?);
but I got the translation job last December and it's long gone now!

So JINX is the WINNAH!

Pie · 10-02-2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by limey

I was thrilled with my new boots (and panties!?);

Doc Marten makes panties?? Who knew? :p

jinx · 10-02-2009, 08:49 PM

Holy crap... I was just batting clean up... uh, ok.....

1. I drove a cube.
2. I left the orchard empty handed, informed that the apples trees just didn't blossom this year.
3. I saw Johnny Knoxville from Jackass at Outback Steakhouse in Frazer.
4. I walked 6 miles.

morethanpretty · 10-02-2009, 09:39 PM

2: I left the orchard empty handed, informed that the apples trees just didn't blossom this year.

monster · 10-02-2009, 09:41 PM

the orchard. I heard a similar story at my pottery class this evening. bizarre though. we got the most apples ever on our trees this year. but I don't think you left empty-handed. Well maybe you did, but not empty bellied?

monster · 10-02-2009, 09:42 PM

you bitch mtp

ok then 6 miles. different distance. mutter.

morethanpretty · 10-02-2009, 09:44 PM

i stolez from uez!

monster · 10-02-2009, 09:46 PM

ur just too fast.

i red that on the bathroom wall

:p

Undertoad · 10-02-2009, 09:46 PM

It's possible that Johnny Knoxville would be in the area because that Bam Margera is from around here.

It's possible that Jinx from a cube because Jimmy and Nissan are related.

It's possible that Jinx walked six miles because she regularly does such physical exercise.

I voat that moar is correct

monster · 10-02-2009, 09:56 PM

well I think so too. but to really play the game, you gotta pick one that hasn't been taken already.......you never know...

Pie · 10-02-2009, 09:56 PM

I think she put her foot down about the cube. I mean, come on, have you seen the damn thing?? Fugly.

monster · 10-02-2009, 09:57 PM

fair point there, pie.

Clodfobble · 10-02-2009, 09:59 PM

That leaves Johnny Knoxville? I'll take it. Maybe I'll get lucky by batting cleanup just like jinx did!

jinx · 10-02-2009, 10:02 PM

Yeah, it was Johnny. I've seen him there, but not recently...

The orchard thing was a bummer. Guy claimed its a problem all over - but then I went to walmart where they had 6 or 7 varieties, lots of them, for $1/lb. We're making applesauce for cooking class...

Clod wins it.

monster · 10-02-2009, 10:04 PM

sorry about the apples, though. I went to walmart tonight -brutal.

10-02-2009, 08:49 PM	#78
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Holy crap... I was just batting clean up... uh, ok..... 1. I drove a cube. 2. I left the orchard empty handed, informed that the apples trees just didn't blossom this year. 3. I saw Johnny Knoxville from Jackass at Outback Steakhouse in Frazer. 4. I walked 6 miles. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-02-2009, 09:39 PM	#79
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	2: I left the orchard empty handed, informed that the apples trees just didn't blossom this year. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-02-2009, 09:41 PM	#80
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	the orchard. I heard a similar story at my pottery class this evening. bizarre though. we got the most apples ever on our trees this year. but I don't think you left empty-handed. Well maybe you did, but not empty bellied? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2009, 09:42 PM	#81
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you bitch mtp ok then 6 miles. different distance. mutter. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2009, 09:44 PM	#82
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	i stolez from uez! __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-02-2009, 09:46 PM	#83
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ur just too fast. i red that on the bathroom wall :p __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2009, 09:46 PM	#84
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It's possible that Johnny Knoxville would be in the area because that Bam Margera is from around here. It's possible that Jinx from a cube because Jimmy and Nissan are related. It's possible that Jinx walked six miles because she regularly does such physical exercise. I voat that moar is correct

10-02-2009, 09:56 PM	#85
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	well I think so too. but to really play the game, you gotta pick one that hasn't been taken already.......you never know... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2009, 09:56 PM	#86
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I think she put her foot down about the cube. I mean, come on, have you seen the damn thing?? Fugly. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-02-2009, 09:57 PM	#87
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	fair point there, pie. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2009, 09:59 PM	#88
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	That leaves Johnny Knoxville? I'll take it. Maybe I'll get lucky by batting cleanup just like jinx did! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-02-2009, 10:02 PM	#89
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Yeah, it was Johnny. I've seen him there, but not recently... The orchard thing was a bummer. Guy claimed its a problem all over - but then I went to walmart where they had 6 or 7 varieties, lots of them, for $1/lb. We're making applesauce for cooking class... Clod wins it. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-02-2009, 10:04 PM	#90
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	sorry about the apples, though. I went to walmart tonight -brutal. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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